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She’s salad dressing! Courtney Stodden, 19, wears a miniscule LETTUCE bikini as she serves up veggie hot dogs at PETA’s Annual Congressional Veggie Dog Giveaway in Washington D.C. on Wednesday.
The reality star showed off her slender frame in the playful ensemble.
Courtney added her signature ‘stripper’ heels and wore her platinum blonde hair extensions loose and wavy over her shoulders.
She wore lashings of mascara and thick black eyeliner, while sporting her favorite icy pink lipstick.
Vivacious and energetic Courtney Stodden strolls along the beach leaving the stripper heels at home. She was seen performing cartwheels on the beach, before making a call on her pink cell phone. But it appeared Courtney, who underwent a breast augmentation last year, could perhaps do with investing in a new bikini. Her gold two-piece looked slightly too small for the blonde. But that didn’t worry Courtney. Carefree she skipped, jumped and threw herself in the air, high above the sandy surface. The newly single reality star allowed her bleached locks tumble down around her shoulders in a breezy side parting. Oh it must be so nice to be young and free. Her divorce still isn’t final though.
Hey dudes and dudettes, it’s your favorite Mr. Lance Man back from a hearty week with my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead. I love my buds. They’re much more loyal than some of the ladies that I’ve come in contact with. Especially Joseline, remember her? Well it turns out that she has a boyfriend and he came looking for me. All had to do was say that. So for the past week, I’ve been ducking and dodging but not anymore. If he wants to take on my and my buds, then come on!
Alright, now that I’m all hyped up, let’s start the week out with some hot pictures of teen bride Courtney Stodden looking extra delicious in a black bikini. She’s separated from her hubby and has been seen around town with a bunch of available guys. It’s like she is experiencing life for the first time, so she says. Anyways, she’s playing some kind of racketball on the beach with one of her flunkie dudes and what’s wrong with me? I wanna play too.
For some reason, I really like Courtney Stodden. I think she’s funny and kind of quirky and just young. She’s learning about life and it seems like she’s out and about more and more without her husband Doug. Rumor is that she’s trying to gain some independence from him after being on Celebrity Big Brother. I think they look cute together. Although every woman needs space to find herself. She’s looking very endowed in a black string bikini that enhances her recent plastic surgery addition. I’m sure she is going to become extremely popular in the years to come.
Courtney Stodden performed cart wheels, jumps and splits on the beach in a skimpy lavender floral print bikini and floppy beach hat. She spent all her hard-earned money on surgery to increase the size of her already curvacious breasts. It seems Courtney Stodden needs to shell out a few more dollars – and buy herself a bigger bikini. The 18-year-old nearly fell out of her tiny top as she decided to do a series of cart wheels on the beach. Courtney’s scanty bathing suit was shaded by a floppy straw hat festooned with tiny flowers as she strolled along the shore barefoot, her famously high platform heels disgarded somewhere on the sand. Courtney was accompanied by her middle-aged husband Doug Hutchison, 53, and father Alex Stodden, 49, but they were mere background props compared to her spirited personality.
Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, it’s your one and only Mr. Lance Man back from a wild and wacky weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We went fishing and had a great time. It’s a good thing the only thing that we caught were fish although there was a cute crowd of girls at the lake that were really trying to get our attention. They were partying really hard and we like the quiet type of girls plus I really like them cougarish so these girls were too young (mid 20’s) for me. Tony Fish did get a phone number though!
Ok, dudes and babes, let’s hear it for teen bride Courtney Stodden who loves gays. She’s wearing a rainbow bikini in support of the recent DOMA Supreme Court ruling. Courtney recently upgraded her assets from a C cup to a DD cup if you don’t notice right away. I did. She’s a married woman so don’t stare too hard.
18 year old teen bride Courtney Stodden has upgraded her assets and wants the entire world to see. She formerly denied having any kind of breast augumentation but now has undergone underneath the knife to increase her bust size to a DD and here are the results. Courtney is hanging out wearing a sexy black bikini and super black high heels (her trademark) to show the world that she is coming out of her shell. The blonde was photographed near her Hollywood home where she is currently recovering from the procedure. I can tell the difference but honestly don’t think that she needed it. She was already beautiful like she was but it it makes her feel better, then more power to her.
Walking her cute puppy while wearing a cute black bikini and floppy hat is teen reality TV star Courtney Stodden. She’s a married woman guys so don’t stare too hard. Mark my word but I think that Courtney is the next Pamela Anderson for the next generation. She’s very fascinating and I think that we are going to see much much more of Courtney in the years to come so keep your eyes super wide open for her. I don’t know for the life of me how she can walk in heels that high.
Always flirting and looking really hot is blonde beauty Courtney Stodden. In these pictures, Courtney is having a mock tennis match wearing a white bikini top and white bikini mini-skirt bottoms. She loves to ham it up for the camera wearing miles high heels. It’s a good thing that she’s really not going to run around the court wearing those heels. I’m giving the male readers a front and back view so don’t ever say we don’t spoil you. Courtney loves wearing fantastic bikinis that compliments her slender petite figure. Too bad she’s still married because my friend Tony Fish is smitten with her. What dude isn’t.
Hey everybody you remember Courtney Stodden, right? We’ve featured her before on Celebrity Bikini Gossip and each time she makes it interesting. She likes to dress up in different characters and this time is no different. In these pictures, Courtney pays tribute to American actress “Bo Derek” who became a national phenomenon when she made an appearance in the movie “10”. Courtney is running along a beach in a gold bikini with her hair in braids just like Bo did in the movie. I had to do a double take because she looks great. Not too many women these days can pull off Bo Derek. Keep your eyes and ears open for more on Courtney Stodden. Her star or whatever you wanna call it, is rising.
Hamming it up for the cameraman is Courtney Stodden posing in an all white bikini. I suppose when she turns 18 in August, Courtney will really let loose. Her hubby is Doug Hutchinson and their one year anniversary is coming up in May. Expect to see lots more of Courtney in the months and years to come.
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Miss Jenny Bikini. We call her “The Spunky One” around the office because she’s always moving and very cheerful. Anyways, my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are heading out to California this weekend. We’re going to take in some of the Hollywood sights and rub some elbows with a few celebs out there. Of course we are going to hit the clubs but Cali clubs aren’t as hot as Miami clubs in my opinion. Anyhow, no matter what we do, we are NOT bringing home any strays!! Take care of yourself and PEACE!
Hey Hey Hey!!! Happy New Year!! Oh yes, it’s the Lance Man wishing you a Happy New Year because the next time I post pictures of your favorite celebs in hot bikinis will be 2012!! What an interesting year it’s been. I had all sorts of girlfriends, women friends and almost babies but I came through “untouched!”. Wish I could say the same for my buddy Tony Fish who is having twins with my ex-girlfriend. Oh well!
Since we received such positive feedback from Courtney Stodden’s first gallery with her posing with Santa, we thought we’d bring her back in a solo set so you can see just Courtney. She looks great in her red bikini but I just think she’s trying too hard to be “grown up”. You’ll have plenty of time for that when you’re 40 Courtney and trying to look 17.
Ok, folks, remember don’t do anything that I wouldn’t do over this New Year weekend and don’t drink and drive!! Be safe and see you next year!!
Hey Hey Hey!!! Happy Holidays!! Yeah, it’s the Lance Man back from a wonderful Christmas vacation day and ready to get back to showing you awesome pictures of your favorite celebs in sexy bikinis!! I hope Santa was good to you as he was to me.
Ok, gracing the pages of CBG for the first time is future drama queen, Courtney Stodden. She looks much older than 17 yrs old in her pictures here with Santa. Maybe it’s because her hubby is 51 yrs old and she’s just mature for her age. She’s wearing a bright red Santa’s helper bikini in the snow. Oh boy it has to be freezing out there but anything for a promo! Courtney lists herself as a model, actress and singer so keep your eyes open for more from her.
Well, it’s time to pass this over to Ms. Jenny Bikini. She keeps going around saying that soon she’ll be a “Mrs.”, oh yeah but not yet Jenny. We live in the Hollywood world and anything can happen between now and your wedding and who knows, it might not even last 72 days. But I hope for her nervous breakdown sake it does. lol…just teasing Jenny! Ok, talk soon and keep enjoying the holidays because I am! PEACE!!