Bikini Pictures

Hamming it up for the cameraman is Courtney Stodden posing in an all white bikini. I suppose when she turns 18 in August, Courtney will really let loose. Her hubby is Doug Hutchinson and their one year anniversary is coming up in May. Expect to see lots more of Courtney in the months and years to come.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Miss Jenny Bikini. We call her “The Spunky One” around the office because she’s always moving and very cheerful. Anyways, my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are heading out to California this weekend. We’re going to take in some of the Hollywood sights and rub some elbows with a few celebs out there. Of course we are going to hit the clubs but Cali clubs aren’t as hot as Miami clubs in my opinion. Anyhow, no matter what we do, we are NOT bringing home any strays!! Take care of yourself and PEACE!

Hey Hey Hey!!! Happy New Year!! Oh yes, it’s the Lance Man wishing you a Happy New Year because the next time I post pictures of your favorite celebs in hot bikinis will be 2012!! What an interesting year it’s been. I had all sorts of girlfriends, women friends and almost babies but I came through “untouched!”. Wish I could say the same for my buddy Tony Fish who is having twins with my ex-girlfriend. Oh well!

Since we received such positive feedback from Courtney Stodden’s first gallery with her posing with Santa, we thought we’d bring her back in a solo set so you can see just Courtney. She looks great in her red bikini but I just think she’s trying too hard to be “grown up”. You’ll have plenty of time for that when you’re 40 Courtney and trying to look 17.

Ok, folks, remember don’t do anything that I wouldn’t do over this New Year weekend and don’t drink and drive!! Be safe and see you next year!!

Hey Hey Hey!!! Happy Holidays!! Yeah, it’s the Lance Man back from a wonderful Christmas vacation day and ready to get back to showing you awesome pictures of your favorite celebs in sexy bikinis!! I hope Santa was good to you as he was to me.

Ok, gracing the pages of CBG for the first time is future drama queen, Courtney Stodden. She looks much older than 17 yrs old in her pictures here with Santa. Maybe it’s because her hubby is 51 yrs old and she’s just mature for her age. She’s wearing a bright red Santa’s helper bikini in the snow. Oh boy it has to be freezing out there but anything for a promo! Courtney lists herself as a model, actress and singer so keep your eyes open for more from her.

Well, it’s time to pass this over to Ms. Jenny Bikini. She keeps going around saying that soon she’ll be a “Mrs.”, oh yeah but not yet Jenny. We live in the Hollywood world and anything can happen between now and your wedding and who knows, it might not even last 72 days. But I hope for her nervous breakdown sake it does. lol…just teasing Jenny! Ok, talk soon and keep enjoying the holidays because I am! PEACE!!