Hey Hey Hey, it’s your favorite bikini dude Mr. Lance Butts back from a rocking weekend in Las Vegas with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. Wow, I’m glad I don’t live in Vegas because I’d never have any money. The slots are so tempting and the women are even more tempting. It’s good to visit but unless you’re loaded or an entertainer, Las Vegas will swallow up you and spit you out. It’s lots of fun though and great for parties and bachelor parties. There must have been a dozen or so going on in the hotel that we were staying in alone. We had fun!! And, managed to not bring home any strays so it was a very eventful trip.
Alright, we’re starting this week off with pictures of reality star Cristy Rice. Clearly confident with her bikini body, Cristy Rice opted to wear a Brazilian-style two piece as she hit the beach in Miami. No doubt she has the body for it, displaying six-pack abs in her tie-dye swimsuit. Relishing her time under the sun, The Real Housewives of Miami star was spotted sunbathing and paddle-boarding. Very nice abs.