Bikini Pictures

Hey Hey Hey!! It’s the Lance Man back from another awesome weekend. I’ll tell you all about it below!

But I wanted to blow your mind first with these awesome pictures of supermodel AnnaLynn McCord out and about in a delicious green bikini that fits her to a T. It looks like she’s doing some sort of sparing or dress up for a photo shoot. Her hair looks so hot all messed up like that in the picture on the right. She’s so gorgeous and I never get tired of looking at her in a bikini. I love you Anna! Call me.

Ok, so, yeah, me and my best friend Tony Fish flew in his private jet out to Miami because that’s the place to be. Tony broke up with my ex-girlfiriend Twins Barbie and Bambi but he’s still being a father to the baby, just for an update. So he’s single again and we met these hot girls who just so happen to be lawyers who moonlight as bikini dancers. Is the economy that bad? They haven’t taken the bar yet so technically they’re not lawyers but will be taking the bar in two weeks. We had lots fun and it’s great to know future lawyers in case you get into a sticky situation.

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Looking very smart and tanned is American actress AnnaLynne McCord in a black bikini. It’s amazing how she changes her look every time we catch her out and about in great looking swimwear. AnnaLynne also looks like she’s lost about 10 pounds which works out in her favor being a Hollywood starlet. It looks like she’s trying to shield her body from the sun’s rays with an oversized umbrella. Keep up the great work AnnaLynne and I’m totally loving your black and white bracelet.
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Here’s the very beautiful AnnaLynne McCord looking awesome in a very colorful bikini. I’m a big fan of hers and really want to see her in move stuff. TV, movies, stage, I don’t care. What she needs is a reality tv show, yeah, that would be so cool.

The AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Show where all she does is walk around in sexy bikinis talking about nothing. I’d watch that show. See, the producers of these shows don’t really pay attention to what guys want. We could care less about drama and content, we want to see hot bodies in sexy bikinis and that’s it. Give us what we want and your ratings will soar!

Now that I’ve given out a trade secret, it’s time for the Lance Man to get on the next flight to Vegas. I’m meeting this hot chick I met on the internet and I hope that she looks like her picture. I was going to Vegas to hook up with my buddies and told her to meet me out there. Keep your fingers crossed and I hope this one doesn’t turn out to be another stalker babe. I’ll let you know what happens! Up next is the very “genuine” Jenny Bikini who loves gossiping about celebs in bikinis. So, until next time, PEACE!

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Hey all, it’s the Lance Man back for a fun filled week of pictures of celebrities in bikinis. I know you missed me.

Ok, let’s start off with a few pics of actress AnnaLynne McCord hanging out wearing a sexy white bikini. I’m a fan of Ms. McCord and although she’s not a household name or anything, she’s still nice to look at. What she needs is a sex tape. Look at Kendra. Nobody knew who she was until her sex tape and now she has her own reality tv show about nothing. Yeah, a sex tape would probably boost her career to new heights.

Let’s hope for that…….next…

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Hey it’s more of AnnaLynne McCord and this time she’s hanging out with a cute friend. I think she’s so hot that she could hold her own with her own tv show of her as a spy or something because she has what it takes.

First it takes a hot body and she has that. Then it takes a cute face. You don’t have to be fine but at least cute. Then it takes likeability and people do like her. It’s not like her last name is Lohan or anything like that, so she’s not box office poison.

Yeah folks, it’s time for me to jet but let me first say about what Miss (and you wonder why she’s a Miss and not a Mrs) Jenny Bikini said about the $50 bill that she claims I didn’t want to break. Get your story straight missy…it’s because the lunch boy DIDN’T HAVE CHANGE for a $50 which is why I asked everyone for a dollar. Ok! I’m out….PEACE!

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It’s the Lance Man and I’m back. Yeah, I know you missed me. I must admit sometimes it’s hard getting back to work after spending the entire weekend getting worn out by a bunch of hot bikini models at an exclusive shoot that I was invited too. Yeah we partied afterwards and you know how I party! Ok….let’s get started.

Here’s a coupla pics of AnnaLynne McCord hanging out around town wearing a really hot bikini. If you don’t know who she really is, she’s like an actress who always plays the vixen. She was in the FX tv series Nip/Tuck as Eden Lord and was in the movies Transporter 2 and Day of the Dead. So she’s getting some work.

I like her because her face is cute and plain while she’s walking around normal but hot and sexy when she’s on the screen. I just might see if I could hook up with her because I don’t see anything about her having a boyfriend and the moment she takes a look at me, I know it’s all over.

Ok next……

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