Archive for January, 2010

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures

Friday, January 29th, 2010
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The Butts is back!

Ok, yes, I’m hooked on Victoria Secrets Angels. I can’t get enough of them. I dream about them all day long and have magazines with their pictures sprawled all over my apartment. I pay good money to get invited to their shows.

This time we have Dutch model and sexy Victoria Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes. Even her name sounds sexy. I like her natural looks and cute face. She’s not the prettiest VS Angel but that doesn’t really matter to me. Just watching her walk the runway with her wings spread makes my day.

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Holly Valance Bikini Pictures

Thursday, January 28th, 2010
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Holly Rachel Vukadinovic is better known by her stage name Holly Valance. She’s an Australian actress, model and singer.

I think the bikini that she has on is very interesting and really sexy. It kind of looks like it’s just black straps criss crossed against her body parts, but if you look closely, you can see the nude fabric underneath. Nice high heels too. Eat your heart out Lance Butts.

Holly tried to be a pop star and came out with a song called “Kiss Kiss” but I guess it never took off. She should probably stick to modeling and acting.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
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I’m just racking in the dough here. Lance paid me this time $20 to post this picture of Victoria Secret Angel and brazilian model – Alessandra Ambrosio. Hey I can use the extra cash.

She’s wearing a really cute bikini but I can see her bones through her chest. I guess eating “air” is on the menu for these models. Her arm is about the same size as the pole she’s holding.

I don’t know what Lance see’s in this picture because I thought he liked the endowed type and from the looks of things, she’s hardly that. I do like the natural look though.

He’s just obsessed with the Victoria Secret Angels period.

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Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010
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Ok, Lance Butts paid me $10 to put up this picture of cute Miranda Kerr. He wants me to say that he worships the ground that this woman walks on.

Who is she? She’s one of the Victoria Secret Angels. I must say, she looks really nice in her pink bikini.

To tell the truth, I’m not into who they are but Lance can recite them all by their name, rank and serial number.

Photo Credit: Fame

Karina Smirnoff Bikini Pictures

Monday, January 25th, 2010
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See, you guys, I’m a man of my word. I told you I’d make it up to you.

We have the beautiful and talented “Dancing With Stars” dancer Karina Smirnoff wearing a sexy golden string bikini strolling on the beach.

She’s extremely hot and looks like she’s in fabulous shape. In case you didn’t know, Karina is a Ukranian-
American and a ballroom champion. She is a five-time U.S. National Champion, World Trophy Champion, and Asian Open Champion in ballroom dancing.

I just know she has curves for days. Keep up the great work Karina.

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Tamara Mellon Bikini Pictures

Friday, January 22nd, 2010
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I’m speechless and for once in my life, at a loss for words. ?????

Ok, look, the pictures speak for themselves. I don’t know what Tamara Mellon was thinking wearing that bikini but obviously her “people” aren’t advising her properly.

I guess since she makes shoes, she doesn’t have to worry about how she looks in any other kind of clothing. Come on Tamara, get it together.

I promise to make it up to you guys in the next post.

Photo Credit: Fame

April Scott Bikini Pictures

Thursday, January 21st, 2010
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April Scott is truly dashing in a sexy black bikini photo shoot. We don’t get to see much of her although Wiki lists her as an actress.

Most people might know her on the direct to dvd prequel of the tv show “Dukes of Hazzard”. She played Daisy Duke. I remember Daisy Duke being a brunette on the original show, then Jessica Simpson played her which made her a blonde but I like the brunette version better.

Let’s hope we get to see more of this hottie in the future.

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010
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Oh my goodness what is this? Victoria Silvstedt has seen better bikini days. She looks as if she just finished running a marathon and needs another adjustment.

I’m not like Lance Butts who would go gaga over her implants. They look like boulders who have collided with each other. What is up with that hair?

It’s kind of sad that she looks better from the back in the picture on the right. Oh well, maybe next time Vicky. Geez.

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Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
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Look up in the sky, it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Hayden Panettiere’s butt. Yes, it’s the lovely star of the tv show “Heroes” walking around in a sexy magenta colored skimpy bikini. I wonder what she is doing?

If you’ll notice in the photo on the left, her hair is pinned up and in the photo on the right, her hair is a wild mess. I wonder what she did in between those two photos to get her hair so wild like that? Things that make you say hmmmmm.

Would you believe she was nominated for a grammy? Yes, she was nominated for a grammy in 1999 for her work on “A Bugs Life” read along.

Move over Britney Spears!

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Whitney Port Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010
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At 24 years old, Whitney Port sure has a nice life. She’s already starred on a tv show “The Hills”, then starred in her own show “The City”. All of that in addition to being a model for the magazine “Teen Vogue”.

As far as I know, she’s a good girl. I don’t hear about her hanging out all night long at the bars and getting smashed like other 24 year old Hollywood starlets. Good for her. If she wants a long career, she’ll take things in moderation.

She looks really nice in her beige and blue string bikini and the sunglasses are cute too.

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Nicole Bahls Bikini Pictures

Monday, January 18th, 2010
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Bam! Who’s the man now Jenny Bikini? I’ve got my own Nicole Bahls Bikini Pictures. So there!

She’s the sexiest Brazilian model to hit the scene. Not only is she beautiful but I hear that she has a nice personality. Not that I really care about her personality because with a body like hers she can dog me out all she wants.

The bikini she has on in these photos makes me speechless. Literally…….

The only thing that sucks is we don’t get to see her do any American tv. If she did, then that would give me a reason to upgrade to get a dvd player so I could record whatever show she is on. She needs her own reality tv show. I’m smitten.

Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

Friday, January 15th, 2010
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One of the hottest babes to hit Hollywood is Audrina Patridge. She’s 24 years old and you might know her from the MTV show “The Hills”. She also starred in the horror movie “Sorority Row” as “Megan”, the girl they all killed. She was beautiful in that role. I saw the movie like 5 times. With all those hot chicks in the movie, could you blame me?

Ok, right off the bat I’m going to say she is super hot. Her body is definitely above average. My radar sort of tells me she’s had some work done in the upper body region but it’s subtle. Hey, what cute Hollywood startlet hasn’t these days.

Wiki states she is going to have her own tv reality show called “The Audrina Patridge” show this year. It should be very interesting. I think she should stick to movies too. Especially with that hot body.

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Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures

Thursday, January 14th, 2010
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Hey guys, I’m back! It’s Lance Butts and I get the gracious opportunity to present these cute pictures of Penelope Cruz sitting down in a pool wearing a colorful bikini.

Everybody in the world knows Ms. Cruz. At 35 years old, she looks great. I wonder if she’s one of those celebrities in Hollywood who sold their soul to the devil to keep youthful looking. She looks in her 20’s to me. Hmmmm.

Hey remember when she dated Tom Cruise and their last names were Cruise and Cruz. I thought that was pretty freaky.

Before I close, I want to make a comment to Jenny Bikini. “Look Jenny, just because you have a bank account and don’t live check to check doesn’t mean you can go around taking advantage of people. I have a surprise for you on Monday anyways. Haha”

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Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010
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Hey you guys, it’s Elisha Cuthbert hanging out at the beach. If you’re not that familiar with her name, then you might know her character “Kim Bauer” on the tv series “24”.

She’s a 27 year old canadian actress who also had a major role in the movie “House of Wax”. I saw that movie and it was really good.

Now let’s talk about her bikini. What is that? It looks like something my granny crocheted. I’m sorry Elisha but that is not what you call sexy. It looks like it’s made of wool and you know how scratchy wool gets when it’s wet. Yuck!

Elisha sweetheart call up Paris Hilton who also starred with you in the movie “House of Wax” and borrow one of her bikinis. 🙂

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Nicole Bahls Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010
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Who is Nicole Bahls? She is a brazilian model. She has an official website that plays some sexy music and explains everything about her in the Portugese language.

She’s really cute and looks great in a bikini. I won’t go into her enhancement because with a body like that, I’m sure she gets lots of modeling work.

Lance Butts begged me to write this article but I told him it would cost him $30 bucks. I guess he doesn’t get paid until next week. However, I did feel sorry for him, so I posted the photo on the right just for him.

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