Archive for November, 2012

Jennifer Lawrence Bikini Pictures

Friday, November 30th, 2012
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“I’m a fat Hollywood actress”. That’s what Hunger Games star, Jennifer Lawrence called herself in a recent interview. She said when it comes to actresses, she’s on the fat side. I disagree!! I see nothing fat about her but I know that there is much pressure in Hollywood to stay thin. I commend her on keeping her curvy body and being herself. Jennifer looks awesome in a blue bikini while enjoying the waves on a California beach. Keep up the great work and can’t wait until the sequel!!

Alright, my wonderful darlings. My wedding day is coming near and I’m going to take off some time to enjoy with my new hubbie so Mr. Lance Butts will gently hold you while I’m gone during my wedding week of December 12th. I’m going to miss you all but I will be back and give you all of the details of my wonderful wedding. Please take care of yourselves and remember that JENNY BIKINI LOVES YOU!!! Toodles!! Smooches!!!

Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini Pictures

Thursday, November 29th, 2012
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She has been showing off her enviable frame as she relaxes on her Miami vacation for a good portion of the week.
But perhaps Anne Vyalitsyna ought to put it away as too much time in the sun can obviously be a bad thing.
The model – famed for her time with lingerie brand Victoria’s Secret – sported an awful case of sunburn on Saturday as she hit Miami Beach. The slender model made sure her most of her figure got a bronzing by donning a tiny multicolour bikini. She showed off her extremely flat stomach and pert derriere in the two-piece set that covered just enough of her modesty. The former girlfriend of Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine – who is known as Anne V – has been living it up in the holiday region with her parents and agent.

Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, November 28th, 2012
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Anne Vyalitsyna hit Miami Beach again on Friday – this time making a splash in a tiny pink triangle bikini. After heating up the shoreline in a red number on Thursday, the Russian supermodel was back with another sexy offering as she continued her Thanksgiving break in the Sunshine State. The 26-year-old model was spotted texting on her phone, splashing around in the sea, before relaxing on a sun lounger. The guys in our office are going crazy for her photos so expect more from this natural beauty.

Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, November 27th, 2012
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Flaunting her stuff on the beach is beautiful model Anne Vyalitsyna looking rather hot, I must say. She earlier this year split with singer Adam Levine, who has since gone on to date fellow Victoria’s Secret Angel Behati Prinsloo. And Anne ‘V’ Vyalitsyna showed the Maroon 5 frontman exactly what he was missing as she hit the beach in Miami on Thursday. And while she may not reportedly be a Victoria’s Secret model anymore, the stunning Russian supermodel still knows how to work this pink bikini. Go Anne!

Paz De La Huerta Bikini Pictures

Monday, November 26th, 2012
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Hello my wonderful Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! I’ve missed you so terribly. It’s your spunky celebrity reporter Jenny Bikini and I love you! I’m so in love and it’s all because of my boyfriend, Gerald. He treats me to flowers all of the time and he tells me how much he adores me. I’ve waited all my life for a man like him and soon we are going to get married in three weeks!! I wish I could invite you all. I’m in heaven.

Ok, let’s start off with some really interesting pictures of former Boardwalk Empire star Paz De La Huerta walking around without a care in the world. The 28-year-old actress even held a lit cigarette as she entered a public bathroom to change out of her bathing suit. The half-Spanish actress looked particularly dishevelled, with her hair tossed around on her head. It looks like she just woke up and is trying to work things out. Well, good luck to her.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

Friday, November 23rd, 2012
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Happy Black Friday! I’m so glad I’m at work and won’t have time to go out into that shopping madness today. Try not to knock too many old people over running down the aisles at Walmart.

To keep those of us who are staying clear happy are these pictures of Kim Kardashian paddling along wearing an animal print bikini. One thing I give her credit for is being able to really fill out a bikini just right. I think that Kim could wear a brown paper bag and look super sexy. Hey, I’m a dude!

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Miss Jenny Bikini and she’s so spunky and fun. I’m so full from eating so much turkey that I don’t think I need to eat for another week. Although I do like turkey, stuffing and cranberry sandwiches. To work off some of that pumpkin pie, go take down the turkey ornaments and put up those Christmas ornaments on your front lawn. Me and my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are driving down to Mexico to see what kind of spicy trouble we can get into and I will tell you all about the gory details when I get back. Until then, remember to NEVER bring home any strays but if you do, just don’t give them your real name.

Elsa Patakay Bikini Pictures

Thursday, November 22nd, 2012
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! I hope that you’re eating yourself into a shock coma and sitting back and enjoying today’s games!!

Wetting up your appetite just a little bit more is the beautiful Elsa Patakay. She might have a newborn to look after but Elsa Pataky still has time to catch some rays. The Spanish model, who gave birth to daughter India just six months ago, took some time out to sun herself in Tenerife on Thursday. Her husband Chris Hemsworth is hard at work, shooting the new Thor film in London, so Elsa clearly decided that she’d have some fun for the both of them. Showing off her enviably svelte post-baby body, the 36-year-old spent the day relaxing on the beach with a friend, while her little one slept under the shade of his stroller. The blonde model seems to have regained her pre-baby figure in no time, as she showed off her toned stomach. Hubba Hubba!! Too bad she’s married. Darn!

Denise Richards Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, November 21st, 2012
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We’re going to call this Celebrity Bikini Gossip Cougar Week because of all of the hot cougars we’re showcasing. Check out Denise Richards looking totally fabulous in a floral print orange string bikini. She really has the body of a 25 year old and I’m sure that makes her gentleman caller very happy. Too bad Charlie couldn’t see what he had, but I would. Denise is smoking hot and she’s taken to showing off her body a lot lately in sultry bikinis and it’s wonderful! Keep it up!

Courteney Cox Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, November 20th, 2012
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Here’s another hot cougar who’s marriage is on the rocks and I’m just waiting for the big “D” day. Courteney Cox, the current star of the hit TV show, Cougar Town, looks rather appealing in a blue bikini. The photographer that took this picture had one of these long range cameras that managed to get a great picture of Courteney. Come on Courteney, stop straddling the fence and get with a young hunk like me.

Sally Dynevor Bikini Pictures

Monday, November 19th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, it’s the most delicious Mr. Lance Man back from an awesome weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I have the best friends in the whole wide world. I mean we really go all out for each other. We decided to drive down to Mexico this past weekend to see what kind of spiciness we could get into and let me tell you that it was a fun time. We drank so much beer and tequila shots that I hardly remember what happened. All I know is that we did bring home a few strays to the hotel but we didn’t give them our real phone numbers. lol That’s how you do it!

Ok, let’s start this week out with some nice cougaresq pictures of Sally Dynevor walking around looking hot in a white bikini. The Coronation Street star Sally Dynevor has been lapping up the luxury of Barbados, on a holiday with her husband Tim. The 49-year-old actress, who beat breast cancer in 2009 and 2010, showed off her slim shape in a white bikini, as the couple enjoyed a stroll along the beach. Protecting her eyes from the strong rays, she sported a pair of black sunglasses. She looks hot and too bad she’s married because I’m looking for a rich cougar.

Natasha Poly Bikini Pictures

Friday, November 16th, 2012
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Back by popular demand is the stunning Natasha Poly. The response to her previous gallery was very positive so we’re giving you more of this dynamic blonde beauty. She has been a hot model for Victoria’s Secret as well as most of the big name fashion designers. Natasha Poly showed just why she puts the ‘super’ in supermodel as she hit the beach in Miami. The very trim Russian catwalk queen was simply scorching in a strapless scarlet bikini as she frolicked in the sand and surf. Awesome!!

Alright, my wonderful babies, it’s time for me to gently hand you over to Mr. Lance Butts and his motley crew. I don’t know why my boss lets his friends follow him around all day long. You might as well give them a paycheck too. Oh well, no sweat off of my back. Although one of them (they call him Pauly) is always staring at me. I’m taken so I hope he isn’t sitting there fantasizing about me. Ewww. Ok, my lovelies, until next time, take care of yourself and remember that JENNY BIKINI LOVES YOU!! Toodles!! Smooches!!

Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Thursday, November 15th, 2012
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Look who’s back!! It’s blonde bombshell Heidi Montag! I should have known it from all of the wild looks and whispers going around the office. The guys just love her. She paid a staggering $40,000 to achieve her dream body via the means of plastic surgery. So it’s no wonder that Heidi Montag does her best to show off her surgically-enhanced curves at every opportunity. Heidi jumped at the chance to show off her figure as she posed up for an impromptu shoot on the beach in Santa Monica. Heidi showed off her feminine physique in a tiny red triangle two-piece, leaving her long blonde hair loose as she ran along the sand. I think she looks much more natural this time around. What do you think?

Ashley Roberts Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, November 14th, 2012
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Let’s welcome the first time Celebrity Bikini Gossip the totally awesome Ashley Roberts. Who is Ashley Roberts? The former Pussycat Doll was spotted flaunting her bikini body as she frolicked on the beach, ahead of entering the jungle to compete on I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here. She’s set herself up for weeks of camping in the jungle, where she will be eating bugs, sleeping rough and confronted with her worst nightmares. So it’s no wonder Ashley Roberts is soaking up the sun and enjoying the life of luxury for one more day. The pretty blonde was making the most of the Australian summer sun, as she splashed around in the sea and rolled in the sand wearing nothing but an animal print bikini. She was always one of my favorite Pussycat Dolls. Can’t wait to see the show.

Andrea Corr Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, November 13th, 2012
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Beautiful Irish singer Andrea Corr looks spectacular in a small navy bikini that boasted a spotted pattern. It’s hard to believe that Andrea gave birth just six months ago seeing that she has such an incredibly trim & toned shape. Andrea looked sensational in the outfit and there wasn’t an inch of fat or a spot of cellulite to be seen on her enviable frame. She made the most of the gorgeous weather taking a walk on the shoreline on the beach outside Sandy Lane hotel. Keep up the great work Andrea and congratulations on your little bundle of joy.

Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures

Monday, November 12th, 2012
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Hello my most fabulous Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! It’s your favorite celebrity reporter, Jenny Bikini, here to share the hottest pictures of stars wearing sexy bikinis. I’ve missed you all so much!! My boyfriend Gerald and I had a great weekend. We went to a hotel on the beach and he told me how much he loved me and couldn’t wait to get married! I’ve waited all my life for someone to say that to me. Oh girls, I hope you meet a wonderful man like my Gerald one day.

Ok, let’s start out with some new pictures of reality TV star Kim Kardashian wearing a lovely pink pastel string bikini while walking along a beach in the early morning. The 32-year old star paraded her curves as she took a quick dip in the cool ocean waters. There are so many rumors about her getting re-married and I basically won’t believe it until I see it. I think she deserves happiness just like any other girl who is seeking for her prince charming. Good luck Kim!