What’s up celebrity bikini gossip lovers! It’s your favorite celeb reporter the Lance Man here to dish the hottest on your favorite stars in bikinis. My weekend went very well. I’ll close out with all of the juicy details.
I have to really give it up to Harry Hamlin. His wife has gone through the ringer with regard to comments about her love for botox. He stands by her and you never hear about him cheating with other babes. I can kind of see why. Look at Lisa’s body. It’s harder than his. It looks like she does about 200+ crunches a day for abs like that. Jeez, she has me feeling bad that my stomach’s not even that tight.
She recently had a lip reduction to reverse all of that lip botox and that’s a good thing Lisa. You looked like a large bass fish in the face and she’s not bad looking but all of that botox in her lips made her look distorted. I’ve seen the reduction and it looks much better. What she needs to do now is do an exercise tape so we can all get tight abs just like her. Her torso sort of looks like a man’s. Is that why Harry is hanging around? Just food for thought.
Ok, before I pass the buck over to Miss Jenny Bikini, I just wanted to let you all know that the Vegas marriage has been annulled. I’m so happy things worked out because that chick could have taken me for everything I was worth. It’s a good thing she didn’t really know who she married. I played the total loser jerk and kept calling her to lend me money so she wouldn’t try to stay married and get paid. I’m going to take it easy for a while. That situation scared me something awful so these days, I’ve just been hanging at home. Barbie and Bambi still aren’t speaking to me but maybe that’s a good thing. Tony Fish and the boys are coming over and we’ll catch in a few ball games. I’m taking a break from all women – briefly. So on that note, see you soon in a few and take great care of yourself. Happy Holidays and PEACE!