Oh my goodness what is this? Victoria Silvstedt has seen better bikini days. She looks as if she just finished running a marathon and needs another adjustment.

I’m not like Lance Butts who would go gaga over her implants. They look like boulders who have collided with each other. What is up with that hair?

It’s kind of sad that she looks better from the back in the picture on the right. Oh well, maybe next time Vicky. Geez.

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I bet you think I’m going to saliva all over these pictures of former Playboy Playmate Victoria Silvstedt. Not!

At 35 years old, I must say Ms. Silvstedt does look a little aged. As you all probably know by now, I am an admirer of women who are well endowed but am not a fan of those with rocks in their chests. Nor do I fantasize about those with salamander looking lips.

I do admire the fact she speaks fluent Swedish, French, English, and Italian.

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Victoria Silvstedt is caught hanging at the beach in a super cute black bikini. Did you know this former playmate volunteered and won a fake orgasm contest at a local bar when she was 16 and won a TV? She later went home and told her mom she won it at a game of Bingo! Sounds like something I would say… or DO! Maybe she is imitating the same thing here. She is actually just hanging out with a bunch of nobodys. You would think with a body like that she would surround herself with prettier people to look at. Then again maybe she planned it like that. Being the one and only hottie on the beach is never a bad thing, all the attention is on her!

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