Back to blow your minds with hot celebs in skimpy bikinis is the Lance Man!!! Hey everyone, let’s get this party started.

Ok, up first is plastic surgery addict Victoria Silvstedt looking fake as ever. I must say that her animal print bikini with the red trim does look sexy.

Victoria is the 2nd queen of plastic next to Heidi Montag who has the number one spot right now. You can see the botox oozing all over her body from top to bottom. I think if you take away the botox, she might just disappear.

I probably would date her anyways because I’m a dude and just to tell my friends that I did. Hey, can you blame me?

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Hey it’s the Lance Man back from another greet weekend! No girls or parties, just hanging out with my dog – Shooter – and watching a few movies. Ok, let’s get started.

Here’s the very plastic Victoria Silvstedt pictured hanging out on the beach as always. This woman lives for the beach. She still looks like an overstuffed, overaged Barbie doll. As a matter of fact, she looks like Barbie at 60, in my opinion. Her enhancements are horrid and her lips still looks like she could use them to swim from Florida to Hawaii, the long way around. I like a woman with a more natural look and you can even tell those are blonde extensions in her hair. Is anything on this woman real?

So, now is the time for me to say Peace Out, have a great week and up next is Jenny Bikini who is nice but a little plain. I put in the office pot for her to get a makeover but you can’t get far on $10.00. See you soon, LB.

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Oh wow, it looks like Victoria Silvstedt is holding up her hands and saying “Stop, don’t take a picture yet….my latest plastic surgery hasn’t hardened – oops – healed yet!

This woman is amazing. She keeps having plastic surgery on her body and face thinking it’s making her more attractive when it’s making her look like Shrek.

I’m sorry but yeah she might have a banging body so, of course, you can put a bag over her head but when is it going to stop!!! Come on ladies, botox in moderation……

Ok, I’m out for the week and I know you’ll miss me. Up next is Jenny Bikini, the girl who was voted “Most Likely to Have to Pay for a Husband” in her high school year book. Poor girl just can’t get a man. The office pot for “Get Jenny A Date Fund” is up to $5.00. I’m out! PEACE…….

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Hey everybody, here’s another photo gallery of our favorite wedish celebrity model, actress and television personality – Victoria Silvstedt – wearing an awesome super hot pink bikini. That woman sure has some curves on her, I must say. I think she is very beautiful but some of the work that she has had done definitely shows but that’s not really a bad thing. It’s a woman’s right to improve on her beauty if she wants to. I’m sure she’s not wasting any sleep or losing any dates over it.

Ok, everyone, I’m out for the week and can’t wait to get back with you guys soon, next up is Lance Butts who has to beg for dates. Be good and be safe. Have a great week! Jenny

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Oh my goodness what is this? Victoria Silvstedt has seen better bikini days. She looks as if she just finished running a marathon and needs another adjustment.

I’m not like Lance Butts who would go gaga over her implants. They look like boulders who have collided with each other. What is up with that hair?

It’s kind of sad that she looks better from the back in the picture on the right. Oh well, maybe next time Vicky. Geez.

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I bet you think I’m going to saliva all over these pictures of former Playboy Playmate Victoria Silvstedt. Not!

At 35 years old, I must say Ms. Silvstedt does look a little aged. As you all probably know by now, I am an admirer of women who are well endowed but am not a fan of those with rocks in their chests. Nor do I fantasize about those with salamander looking lips.

I do admire the fact she speaks fluent Swedish, French, English, and Italian.

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Victoria Silvstedt is caught hanging at the beach in a super cute black bikini. Did you know this former playmate volunteered and won a fake orgasm contest at a local bar when she was 16 and won a TV? She later went home and told her mom she won it at a game of Bingo! Sounds like something I would say… or DO! Maybe she is imitating the same thing here. She is actually just hanging out with a bunch of nobodys. You would think with a body like that she would surround herself with prettier people to look at. Then again maybe she planned it like that. Being the one and only hottie on the beach is never a bad thing, all the attention is on her!

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