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Snooki Bikini Pictures

Monday, March 19th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey! It’s Monday and the Lance Man is back from a spectacular weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We skipped along from party to party all along the Miami beach shore. It’s fun being single!

Ok, speaking of the shore, here with a bun in the oven is Snooki from the MTV reality TV show “Jersey Shore”. Currently, Snooki is filming her own reality TV show along with her bestie JWOWW. But she’s pregnant so I don’t think the show will be as interesting. I’m used to Snooki falling down drunk. Oh well, pregnancies only last 9 months so she may resume her throne afterwards. Just because she’s had a baby, I doubt it will stop her from drinking. In these photos, she’s sporting her baby bump in a black and white monokini with a sheer cover-up. I am very happy for Snooki and wish her all the best.

Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Miss Jenny Bikini. She’s a spunky one, isn’t she? Have a great week and see you soon! And, always remember, DON’T bring home any strays!! PEACE!

Jwoww, Snooki and Angelina (Jersey Shore) Bikini Pictures

Thursday, September 16th, 2010
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Hey look it’s Jwoww, Snooki and Angelina, the girls from the MTV reality tv show, Jersey Shore.

I think all of these girls have the hottest and most rocking bodies but they’re not too smart. Just the things that they do is shocking and amazing which makes us watch the show.

They have become stone cold celebs over this reality tv show. They’re not even entertainers, they just act themselves and they’re famous.

Recently Snooki went to court and it was a media circus for a disorderly conduct charge that nobody even cares about but the press was out in full force and it was covered on many news programs. That’s how hot this show is. I guess keep up the good work because it’s keeping the sponsors rolling in with the dough.

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Jwoww and Snooki Bikini Pictures

Friday, May 28th, 2010
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Hey, hey, hey, what’s up with MTV reality tv show “Jersey Shore” stars Jwoww and Snooki? Looks like to me they’re adding a twist to their relationship? Hmmmmmm. Jwoww’s bikini looks more like lingerie than anything. Really nice.

I like these girls. They’re pretty much party girls without any direction or purpose in their lives but to drink, get drunk, curse, scream, yell and pass out. My kind of gals.

You can’t blame them because they’re young and that’s what you do when you don’t have a real job and are addicted to alcohol. I can’t wait to see the newest installment of them in Miami. From some of the behind the scenes they’ve shown on tv so far, they don’t disappoint and it’s even more fights, drunkeness and drama to sink your teeth into.

All I want to know is where do they want to be in 5 years. Probably just not in jail….Next!

Oh BTW, Jenny Bikini, yeah I do beg for dates. Doesn’t every guy? You’re just jealous girl because you have to beg too…..Next!

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