The star donned a Caesar goddess bikini, a gold leaf crown and high platform heals to host a Halloween costume party at The Pool After Dark at Harrah’s Resort in Atlantic City, New Jersey. Before heading inside, she posed for photos on the red carpet and while she looked radiant facially, her figure looked worryingly slender. She’s looking so much better these days. Keep up the great work Tara. Loved you in that shark movie. Too bad they won’t bring you back because your scenes were some of the funniest.

Ok, dudes and dudettes it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini as she happily accepts you. I hope you had a fun Halloween. I’m looking forward to the holidays and spending it with my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. Not sure were we are going to hang out this week but I think it might just be hanging out here locally and resting up because I’m pretty sore still from getting thrown off of the bull. So maybe sleep and relaxation is what’s in store. Though remember, our motto, NEVER bring home any strays..no matter what!! Until next time. PEACE!!

Hi my wonderful babies!! It’s Jenny Bikini here and I wanted to post a gallery of one of my favorite actresses, Tara Reid. I love her so much!! Everyone is always giving her a hard time about her weight and that fact that she’s not really working but I say we all can’t have it all…all of the time. Sometimes you need to take a break and just live your life and spend your money and that’s what Tara is doing. I think she looks great. I hope to see much more of her in the future. Let’s keep our fingers crossed so that maybe Tara will become a guest star on one of those criminal shows or maybe even her own TV show so we can see her every week instead of just once in a while in a movie. We are all behind you 100% Tara and looking forward to your return. You look awesome!

OMG what the “bleep” is that? Tara Reid is slipping bad. I had no idea she was walking around with those thighs. You would think with all thought dough, she could afford a trainer or something.

This is going to give the Lance Man nightmares. I just can’t believe my eyes. She’s only 34 but her thighs look like you can add 20+ years to them. I’m sorry Tara but until you improve on your cellulose problem, I can’t lust over you like I did when you were starring in movies like “Urban Legend”.

You need some work done bad! Oh after seeing this picture, I want my Mommy!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin