Bikini Pictures

Happy Monday!! Yes it’s the Lance Man back from a WONDERFUL weekend! I’ll fill you in with all of the hot and steamy details below!

Right now, I want to look back at these awesome pictures of Heidi Montag’s (pre-plastic surgery) bikini days. I thought she looked perfectly fine. Heidi doesn’t look like this now. She’s filled out and pumped up to the max right now. I didn’t think she needed to do anything to her body but it seems she had a negative self image of herself and wanted to improve her look.

I just want to tell you girls out there that you don’t need to have any work done to your bodies. You were born beautiful and you should always remember that! If a guy doesn’t accept you for how you look, then that’s his problem. Just dump him and find a real man! As some of you may know, I like girls who have had chest enhancements but when girls do things to their faces, it usually ends up making them look uglier. So stay true to yourself!

Now, about ME! I had a wonderful weekend with my new lady friend Gail. As I said before, she’s a cougar and my mother’s age and her friend. My mother still hasn’t found out about our relationship as of right now but I suspect someone will tell her eventually and when she asks me about it, I’ll just tell her that Gail and I are exploring our options with each other. If she disapproves then I’ll just have to break it off which is why I’m not telling my mother yet. I’m enjoying the benefits of being a boy toy! Gail and I had dinner at a very fancy restaurant on Friday night. Afterwards we went to her place, had a bottle of wine and just talked. She let me know that her intentions were serious and I told her that we should just take our time. No hanky panky if that’s what you’re wondering. But I’ll keep you posted. lol

Welcome to the terror dome!! It’s the Lance Man and I’m ready to rock your world with the hottest gossip about celebs in bikinis. I’m still a little hung over from the extra long week in Mexico with my buds, so let’s just hope the boss doesn’t catch me nodding off. I’m just kidding. Let’s get started……

Hey here’s the plastic surgery queen Heidi Montag! Actually she’s looking quite hot in this picture. She’s not looking like a hot mess like she usually does.

Heidi gets a bad rap because she’s had so many plastic surgeries. I just think that her face looks jacked up. It doesn’t look natural like it used to. It’s distorted. Her body is hot but she’s shaped like a Barbie Doll which looks like she’s sculpted. I wonder if she’ll fall apart if you took the plastic pieces out.

Anyways, she’s still famous, so go figure. Next……

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Hey folks, the Lance Man is back! It’s been a while since we’ve bonded and I’m glad to be back.

I thought I would spruce up this week with a couple of pictures of the new Heidi Montag breasts. I mean she really went all out didn’t she?

As you can see, we featured her here Heidi Montag Celebrity Bikini Gossip – April 2009 and her breasts do not look like that.

It’s in the news about her many plastic surgeries and I can see she’s had her face done too. Those lips don’t look real. I don’t see what the big deal about having lips that look like bass fish. Full lips are beautiful but those aren’t proportional with her face.

Anyways, I love big breasts but these aren’t doing it for me. They look like somebody shoved two yellow page phone books in her chest. I wonder what she’ll do next?

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Check out reality star and now singer Heidi Montag posing in her sexy little bikini. I always though Heidi was beautiful but seeing her in a skimpy little bikini really makes my day. She has a great looking rack, a nice flat tummy and a cute round butt. Spencer Pratt is one lucky man!

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