Hey folks, the Lance Man is back! It’s been a while since we’ve bonded and I’m glad to be back.
I thought I would spruce up this week with a couple of pictures of the new Heidi Montag breasts. I mean she really went all out didn’t she?
As you can see, we featured her here Heidi Montag Celebrity Bikini Gossip – April 2009 and her breasts do not look like that.
It’s in the news about her many plastic surgeries and I can see she’s had her face done too. Those lips don’t look real. I don’t see what the big deal about having lips that look like bass fish. Full lips are beautiful but those aren’t proportional with her face.
Anyways, I love big breasts but these aren’t doing it for me. They look like somebody shoved two yellow page phone books in her chest. I wonder what she’ll do next?
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
