Back for another few minutes of fame is reality TV diva Heidi Montag. Figured I bring her back for another 15 minutes of fame because I feel so sorry for her spending up her 10 million dollars. Don’t you? Heidi does look svelte in a yellow floral bikini and it looks like she’s using what her momma gave her to earn back some of that money. Will it work? Only time will tell. You can be the judge.
Alright, dudes and dudettes, I’m so ready to head out again with my buddies Tony Fish, Pauly Meathead, Vinnie Lasagne and our new friend Tommy the Junk. Tommy is hilarious. He cracks jokes all of the time and keeps us entertained so he’s going to hang out with us for a while. At least until his wife starts acting funny about it. Alright, it’s the holidays so be good to yourself and the ones that you love. I’m not spending any money on anyone except myself but I’m accepting presents so feel free to drop something off for me at the office anytime. Next up is Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is so festive around the office, it’s sickening. So until next time!! Happy Holidays!!! Also, remember, don’t bring home any strays!! PEACE!!!!