Hey Hey Hey!! Oh you know it’s your favorite sexy bikini dude, Mr. Lance Butts, back from an awesome weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. Pauly made a boo-boo and bought home a stray. She was drunk and was throwing up all over the place and kept us up all night long. I must admit that she was hot but it’s not worth it. Now she’s calling him 4-5 times a day to hook up again and he doesn’t want to. I hate to say it buddy, but I told you so. Figuring out how to dump her gently isn’t a problem for me but Pauly is a nice guy. Oh well.

Let’s welcome back the very spunky and opinionated Aubrey O’Day. I remember watching her on Celebrity Apprentice and she would talk and talk and talk. I don’t like girls that talk that much even if they are cute like her. She does look really stunning in a neon green bikini. It shows off her buxom assets and I like that. I guess she was trying to channel Pam Anderson from Baywatch. There’s only ONE Pam Anderson but she’s close.

Shedding her recognizable red locks in exchange for blonde highlights is the very pretty Aubrey O’Day. Aubrey looks rather fantastic in a one-piece monokini posing for the paparazzi. She has her cute pooch with her which makes her look so movie starish! Aubrey can wear anything and look fabulous. Her fashion is very sensible and sensational. I really enjoyed watching her on The Celebrity Apprentice and thought she had a good chance of winning. She’s an assertive and outspoken young lady that we are going to see much of in the future.

Ok, my sweet babies, it’s time for me to hand you gently over to Mr. Lance Butts. I don’t know why he insists on having those three guys follow him everywhere. We might as well give them jobs because they’re always together. My friend Becky said when a guy has a lot of guy friends always around him, that he’s intimidated by women and it’s a way of compensating. I don’t know if that’s true. I think it’s because they’re teens in grown men’s bodies and don’t want to grow up! Anyways, I will miss you all so very dearly!! Of course, I will keep you updated on Gerald and my wedding plans. Until next time, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Toodles!!! Smooches!!

Hey Hey Hey!!! Yeah it’s the Lance Man here ready to tickle your senses with the hottest pics of your favorite celebs!!

Ok, let’s get started with this bring back of one of my favorite sexy bikini models Aubrey O’Day. The response to her pictures earlier posted were so strong, we just had to bring her back. She’s super hot and in these pictures with that skimpy bikini bottom, I know you’re probably double clicking right now.

Life is good for the Lance Man! Gail and I are going strong and I think I’m falling harder than ever for her. Ahhh love, isn’t it grand?

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Aubrey O’Day is looking totally fabulous in a white bikini that won’t stop! Who is Aubrey O’Day? She is an American singer, actress, fashion designer, television personality, and former member of the girl group Danity Kane. On an October 2008 episode of the reality show Making the Band, O’Day was declared no longer a member of the girl group. So that’s some back history on this lovely babe.

Where is the reality show on her??? Come on people, you can’t pass on this one. She’s totally hot and beautiful and I’d be the first one to tune into a reality show with her in it. Let’s keep our fingers crossed.

Ok, you guys, the Lance Man is on world wind romance with Gail. Life is so good. Sure Barbie and Bambi call me to tell me how sick they’re getting from the pregnancy (although only one of them is preggers) but since they’re twins, they feel connected. Tony Fish is doing well. He’s dating this new girl that he meet at the gym the other day. He forgot her name but said that she could do 200 crunches in less than 5 minutes. lol Have a great weekend everyone!!! Life is wonderful!!!! PEACE!