Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes indeed, it’s me, the most perfect Mr. Lance Man back from a crazzzzy and wild weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead hanging out in Miami. Miami Rocks!! Why? Because they have the hottest women in the world. Oh boy did we have a great time. We love to stay at the house of my buddy who we call “Megasausage” because all the girls go crazy over him. All I can remember is that I ran into this sexy redhead who followed me around the club all night long so I gave her my number. Yeah we hooked up for lunch but I can already tell that she’s stalker material so I told her that I thought I was turning gay. That always works. lol
Hey, let’s start out this week with some cool pictures of singer, actress (I guess) – Ashlee Simpson. She’s looking quite hot in a black and white checkered bikini top and a black and white floral patterned bikini bottom. Very very nice indeed. I never really looked at Ashlee Simpson that way but since she’s on her way to becoming a hot MILF in a few years, I think I will.