Hey Hey Hey, it’s me Mr. Lance Man ready to wow you with the hottest pictures of celebrities in skimpy sexy bikinis. Oh yeah, me and my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead were hanging out in NYC and we were so mesmerized by the beautiful women out there. NYC is so filled with lovely women. We want to go back very soon. The clubs are smoking hot and we’re going to go back this week because we left plenty of girls crying over us. It’s just that much fun! I’ll fill you in on more of the details at the end of the week but we’re thinking of getting a second apartment in NYC just to have a place to hang out when we want to party hearty.

Ok, let’s start off this week with pictures of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio. There is no question that model Alessandra Ambrosio is at the top her game.

The Victoria’s Secret lingerie model has one of the world’s most enviable bikini bodies, and she’s not afraid to show it off.

On Tuesday, the mother-of-one was seen displaying her perfectly sculpted physique again on a family holiday in Honolulu, Hawaii, wearing a two-piece blue patterned bikini. She looks smoking hot.

Hey hey hey!! Oh yeah, it’s me Mr. Lance Man back from a spectacular weekend with my special buds Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. Ok, yeah we worked out all of those issues with our new place The Monster Bikini and now everything is on track like we all want. I get the cougars, Tony gets the redheads, Pauly gets the blondes and Vinnie gets to run around after college sorority girls all day long. As long as we don’t step on each other’s toes, everything is perfect. Inviting girls over to the house is boring now so we’re venturing out again and this week we’re going to jet set to NYC and never sleep there. Take in a few shows, eat some expensive food and experience the change of season since that never happens in Florida. I’ll give you all of the details when we get back…but for now…on with the sexy bikinis!!

Starting off this week with pictures of supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio who looks stunning in anything she puts on.

She’s been hitting the beach on the daily in an array of colorful bikinis this past week.

Alessandra Ambrosio paraded her stunning physique in a blue and white striped two-piece as she vacationed in Maui on Sunday. This shows off why she’s one of the hottest and most in-demand supermodels in the world. Wow check out those abs!

Hello my most delightful, stunning, vivacious, delicious and vibrant Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s me, your favorite celebrity bikini reporter, Mrs. Jenny Bikini, back from such a romantic weekend with my hubby, Gerald. We went to Ibiza where all of the celebs hang out and have come back with so many pictures of skimpy bikini wearing celebs. We didn’t see Mr. Lance Butts and his motley crew there which was suprising because there are tons of girls there wearing awesomely hot bikinis. I hope that you’re doing well and am so excited to share our latest celebs in awesome bikinis with you. The guys in the office (including my boss) are draped over my shoulders right now gawking at the photos of beautiful models wearing bright and colorful bikinis and you can’t blame them. LOL!

Let’s start this week off with beautiful supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio sporting super slender curves in a multi-colored tie-dyed bikini up to her waist in ocean waters. She was out and about with her family in Hawaii last week. Her smile lets you know that she enjoys bikinis, her family, the ocean and taking pictures. She’s my hero!

Back by popular demand are more pictures of Victoria Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio wearing a sexy white halter top bikini with a sheer coverup to match. She’s one of the most in demand supermodels all over the world and you can see why. You can tell she has a keen fashion sense and looks great in anything that she puts on. This brunette beauty could wear a paper sack in a couture way. Her smile is infectious and it’s always fun to showcase her on our site. Very nice.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who loves her readers so much. This weekend my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are headed to New York City. Yeah we are going to take in a few plays, hit some clubs, hang out on 42nd street and even take the subway around. I love NYC and that’s where Pauly and Vinnie were born so we will probably visit some of their relatives and eat some good Italian food! Alright, but always remember that we ain’t bringing home any strays but it’s fun to play! So until next time PEACE!!

Hey Hey Hey, oh yeah!!! It’s me the dynamic, fantastic, super handsome and divine Mr. Lance Man back from a cool weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We hung out with Pauly’s cousin – Tommy the Junk – don’t ask me why he’s named that. He has a boat and fast cars and that’s all I care about. Tommy’s married but his wife is really cool and she let him take us out on his private yacht with a bunch of pretty babes along for the ride. Now that’s the kind of wife I want. Once who knows that it’s all just for fun and I’m going to come home to her. If you know anybody like that and she’s rich, please point her in my direction.

Ok, let’s start off this week with one of my favorite Victoria Secret Angels – Alessandra Ambrosio. I tell you that woman looks great in anything she puts on. In these pics she’s wearing a black bikini and looking quite slender I may add. All eyes are meant to be on the art this week in Miami, but Alessandra Ambrosio quickly changed that. The 32-year-old showed exactly why she is Victoria’s Secret’s top Angel, hitting the beach in a barely there bikini. While the model’s aim was to cool down, she made more than a few temperatures rise as she frolicked in the light blue ocean.

Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes, it’s the most fantastical, whimsical, totally hot and handsome Mr. Lance Man back from a delicious cruise to St. Croix Islands with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. Did we meet and bring home strays?? Well we didn’t exactly bring them home but we did bring them back to our cabins. What happened there – a gentleman never reveals – but since we’re not gentleman – lol – we basically just talked. We’re old fashioned dudes and respect women so we had a good time just getting to know Caroline, Jazmine, Stacie and Wilemina. All nice girls! Must do again very soon. Totally relaxing and rewarding for a hard working guy like myself. If you haven’t been on a cruise lately, I suggest you go asap!

Alright, let’s pick up where Mrs. Jenny Bikini left off with more pictures of Victoria Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio. This time she’s wearing a lovely brown tight fitting bikini while out and about beachside with friends and family. She’s one of my favorite VS Angels because she looks flawless all of the time. Keep it up Allie (my affection pet name for her).

Playing a game of beach paddle ball with her beau (he’s there but not pictured) is Victoria Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio. The 32-year-old model put her incredible Victoria’s Secret body on display in a zebra-striped halter bikini. The Brazilian beauty covered her make-up free face with heart-shaped shades and accessorized with hoop earrings and several bracelets. I love the way she accessorizes!!

Ok, my lovely Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s time to gently pass you over to Mr. Lance Butts and his crazy crew of buddies who never leave his side. I don’t know how my boss allows it but they make him laugh and buy him lunch so that’s probably why. I’m going to miss you all terribly but remember that I’m happy with my hubby and I want that for you too. So until we meet again, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!!! Please take good care of yourself. SMOOCHES!! TOODLES!!!

Hello my most spectacular Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! It’s me – Mrs. Jenny Bikini – so excited to share the newest pictures of your favorite celebrities in hot bikinis!! I’ve missed you all so very much. Married life is going great for me. It’s like every day I’m experiencing love for the first time with my hubby. I wish every girl could have that.

Alright, my lovies, I’m so happy to present these pictures of supermodel and Victoria Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio striking divine poses in a pastel rainbow striped string bikini. Oh boy, are the guys in the office jealous that they couldn’t get their grubby hands on these pictures..lol. Too bad, maybe next time Mr. Butts!

Waving to her many fans while out on a photo shoot is Victoria Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio. This time Alessandra is wearing a stunning blue string halter top bikini and matching blue bikini bottom. Her hair is soaking wet from rolling around in the sand and in the water so the photographer could get that perfect shot. Another shot shows Alessandra drying off with an oversized yellow and white striped beach towel. I sure would have liked to have been there to help her do that.

Looking flawless as ever is the very beautiful Alessandra Ambrosio hanging out at a beach. This tall and tanned supermodel looks stunning in a white string bikini that compliments her lean and fit figure. All I want to know is who is her trainer? Alessandra is very athletic and it shows. She says it’s hard work keeping her figure in shape so she’ll be ready for when the Victoria Secret show comes around. To me, it looks like it’s effortless but that just goes to show just how awesome she is!

Back by popular demand and because I said so are more pictures of supermodel and stunning beauty Alessandra Ambrosio. In these pictures she’s wearing a bright blue bikini top and cute shorts. She’s holding a Victoria Secrets surfer board and giving us that lovely smile that melts hearts all over the world. Her tan is fabulous and she’s working overtime with her trainer because her body is blazing hot!

Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah it’s the Lance Man back from a courageous weekend in Miami. My best buddy Tony Fish and I can’t stay away from those beautiful Miami ladies. We just took in a few clubs and we didn’t bring home any strays!

Ok, let’s get this party started with awesome photos of my favorite supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio. In these pictures she’s paddleboarding on October 12, 2011 and looking great!! She must have legs of steel and her pink bikini is totally flawless. What I wouldn’t give to hang out with her for just a day! I love you Alessandra!

Hey Hey Hey!! Yeah it’s the Lance Man back from a wonderful weekend to move and groove you with the HOTTEST pics of your favorite female celebrities in sexy bikinis!!

Let’s all bow down to a supermodel queen, the very stunning, Alessandra Ambrosio. She looks fabulous in a red and black leopard print bikini. The way she’s just walking out of the ocean water is mind blowing!! This beautiful supermodel is one of my favorites and I love you Alessandra. Her taste in bikinis is right on!!

Ok, it’s time to pass this over to Miss Jenny Bikini who is very happy these days due to her new boyfriend. I’m happy for the girl, it’s about time. Ok, be good to yourselves and I’ll see you soon! Remember don’t bring home any strays!!! PEACE!