Back to capture your heart is lovely supermodel Bar Refaeli. Every time we post pictures of her, our readers go crazy! We’re spoiling you with two pictures of Miss Refaeli wearing two different bikinis. The photo on the left shows Bar striking a dynamic and daring pose in a multi-colored aztec inspired bikini. I love the way her hair is all wild and messy. The picture on the right features Bar looking more demure and darling in a white and silver bikini that really compliments her skin tone. She really knows how to move for the camera which is why she’s one of the most in demand supermodels in the world. We love you Bar and I’m still single.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Miss Jenny Bikini. Everyone in the office always says how nice and cheerful she is. I think she’s ok but sometimes all that cheery-ness can be a bit much. Can you be happy all of the time? Maybe I’m just jealous is what she says. I probably am but don’t know why. Anyways, have a great weekend and me and my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are headed for Las Vegas this weekend. One of my celeb friends got us some free tickets to a Vegas show and we plan on staying at the Palms. I love the Palms. The ladies in Vegas are so friendly too. I wonder why?? lol….Ok, until next time, remember, DON’T bring home any strays and DON’T do anything that we would do because we’re naughty boys!! PEACE!!!

Back by popular demand is supermodel Bar Refaeli. Everyone knows I have a big crush on her and ever since she broke up with Leonardo DiCaprio, it’s gotten even bigger. In these photos, Bar is posing in two different bikinis and we thank her so much. The photo on the left shows her in a pink and white floral bikini top and string bikini bottom with a mini-mini-skirt (yes that’s mini-mini). Isn’t she beautiful. The picture on the right displays a more mature looking Bar wearing an aqua and white striped string bikini top and bottom. You can tell that she probably doesn’t even have to work out because there isn’t a flaw on her body. Thank you so much for these pictures Bar and remember to call me whenever you are tired of these rich romeos playboys. I’ll treat you like a queen.

Hey Hey Hey!! Yeah it’s the Lance Man back from a very LONG weekend and hanging with my best buddy Tony Fish. We met so many women over this past weekend…but we didn’t bring home any strays!!!

Ok, so let me do the honors of introducing to you the woman of my dreams, yes, of course, you know it’s Bar Refaeli posing in two different bikinis. She looks like a 1960’s supermodel that’s warped her way into the future. Bar, call me. I’m loving each bikini because it brings out her natural appeal. Nobody can take a picture like Bar if you ask my humble opinion and the fact that she’s now single, makes it even more awesome! I’m just going to take a few moments out to sit back and stare! Won’t you join me?

Hey Hey Hey!! Yes, it’s the Lance Man back from a very nice long weekend ready to astonish you with the hottest celebs in sexy bikinis.

Back by popular demand is the very single and very lovely Bar Refaeli in a blue bikini top and black bikini bottom. Bar, you are my dream woman and I’m so happy that you are single now. Call me if you ever get lonely at night and I’ll come right over. I can’t even imagine why she broke up with Leo because she’s perfect but all I can say that it’s his loss and our gain. Welcome back Bar!

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Hey, it’s another newly single super hot babe Bar Refaeli looking extra hot in a sexy bikini. She just broke up with Leonardo DiCaprio and I’m so happy!!! She was too good for that dude too and I’m very excited to see who she’s going to date next. She’s too fine to be with some movie star who’s much rather stare at himself in the mirror than adore this lovely babe with all of his attention or else she wouldn’t have left him. Bar if you were my woman, I’d give you massages every day and paint your toe nails. You are my queen!!!

Happy New Year! It’s the Lance Man sending you happy greetings for this wonderful new year 2011! I feel like this is going to be my year. No more drama (at least I hope but I doubt it). I want this year to be the one where I look back on when I get old and think “Yeah, that was my year”. Ok, let’s get started with the hot celebrity gossip!

Oh yeah, it’s super sweet and sexy Bar Refaeli looking extra scrumptious in a like a purple, pink and white bikini. Needless to say, she’d look good in any color bikini. Her sunglasses look really cool on her but I guess that’s what they call the Rockstar Look.

Hey Bar, anytime you get tired of that old man of yours (and I mean old – Leonardo is really getting up there), just give me a call. I may not have as much money has Leo but I know how to treat a lady to a nice night out on the town.

I really hope my girlfriends Barbie and Bambi aren’t reading this…..Next!

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Hey dudes, yeah it’s me the Lance Man, barely back from the date from hell. Oh dudes, check this out. Remember I told you I was going on a hot date with this super model chick? Well she turned out to be a psycho stalker chick from hell. Dudes, she tried to slip me something in my drink so I’d marry her, dudes….wtf? I spent the entire time trying to get away from this chick and she was hot! 5’10, 110 pounds, strawberry blonde hair and 44D breasts and a cute face too. But she was super psycho. I’m just happy she doesn’t know where I work. Ok, let’s get on with the celeb talk. Dudes, she got me scared, dudes…..

Here’s the always super hot model Bar Refaeli hanging out in a sweet pink bikini. If you don’t know who she is, she’s like a model and Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend. I bet she doesn’t call his cell phone like 50 times in 10 minutes or text him crazy notes. She’s hot too but you have to watch out for them, right?

Bar is super hot and I’m just standing by wondering how long her relationship is going to last and if it doesn’t, I’ll be happy to give her a call. I’d probably just drop Leo a line to ask him a few questions about her, just in case. You never can be too careful, I’ve learned.

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The Lance Man is jealous. I want a Bar Refaeli for my very own. Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t deserve a fine specimen of woman such as she.

I mean he’s rich and can have any woman that he wants, leave this one to me. She’s super hot and can rock a bikini like no other. I think I’m in love.

I wonder if she really loves him for him or just wants the title of being his girlfriend. Hmmmmmm.

Ok, peeps, the Lance Man has to dip but I’ll be back soon so just chill. When I do return I will have a nice surprise for all my loyal fans! I love the mail, keep it coming! Peace!

Oh Jenny Bikini, I paid back that $20 I owed you when I introduced you to my boy Joey that you desperatedly wanted to meet. Get a life girl.

Check out these pictures of Bar Rafaeli. She’s a hot Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and an occasional actress. She had a brief stint as a host on MTV’s House of Style.

The only thing I know her as is sexy actor Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend. She’s 24 and he’s much older so I guess he’s looking to keep his youth.

She’s a very high profile celebrity which is why you can tell these pictures were probably taken from far away. I think she’s rather plain looking but nobody is really looking at her face.

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