Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, you know it’s the most efficient and effectively hot Mr. Lance Man back from a wild time in Las Vegas with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We didn’t win any money but I did meet this hot cougar named Darlene. She was drowning in diamonds and pearls so I figured she had lots of money and I’m looking for a sugar mama. We hit it off really nice and I bought her home. I don’t consider her a stray because she’s loaded and can take care of me. Is my wait over? We’ll see…stay tuned.
Ok, let’s start this week off with a newbie to Celebrity Bikini Gossip and her name is Sydney Leathers. Well she’s not a household name yet but she’s the sexting partner of Anthony Weiner. Yeah, that scandal. Sydney Leathers hits the beach in Miami wearing stars and stripes bikini to show her patriotic side and I think it’s cute. I, personally, would only give her the time of day if she was rich but that’s just me. Maybe if she wasn’t so quiet and sold her story to the tabloids, she could make some fast cash and have a chance date with me.