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Kate Upton Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 29th, 2011
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Kate Upton is my brand new crush! Who’s Kate Upton? Well she’s new to our Celebrity Bikini Gossip family and we’re glad to showcase her lovely photos. Kate Upton is an American model known for her appearance in the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue for which she was named “Rookie of the Year”. She deserves the title because she is awesome.

Her face is very fresh and natural looking. She’s not all caked up with makeup. That smile could launch a thousand ships and could bring a nation down to their knees. I bet she’s a really nice person too.

I’m sure we’ll show many more pictures of Kate Upton’s bikini body so keep your eyes open.

Have a great weekend everyone!! I’m still shocked that I’m a free man and I want to thank all of the lovely women for sending in notes and pictures of themselves but I’m concentrating on my career right now. Not sure if I’m ready to date yet but when I’m ready, I will be sure to consider your offers.

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Denise Milani Bikini Pictures

Thursday, April 28th, 2011
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I’m a free man!! Hey Hey Hey to all of our AWESOME Celebrity Bikini Gossip fans! It’s the Lance Man here ready to rock and roll with hot pics of celebs in bikinis. I’ll fill you in with all of the details after I post these pictures of the very GORGEOUS Denise Milani to help celebrate my new freedom.

I’m in love with this woman. Isn’t she magnificent? There aren’t too many pictures of her in a bikini circulating around so consider yourself very lucky. We’ve showcased her on CBG before and we thought it was time for an updated treat. So eat your heart out! However, if you should suddenly have a heart attack while looking at these pics of Denise Milani, make sure you click off our site so they don’t blame us.

Now, for the juice!! I dumped both Bambi and Barbie. I had a long talk with my mom and dad who always give the greatest advice. They told me that I deserved more than two hot chicks who want to have babies by my best friend and I kind of agree. So I broke the news over the weekend. There were tears and threats but I had to do it. These are grown women and they need to take responsibility for their own actions. I was very good to Bambi and Barbie but now I’m free. Sure, I’m sad but more than that I’m RELIEVED. I’m not going to take care of Tony Fish’s kids even if he is my best friend. I feel sorry for Tony because he said he’s not ready to be a dad but that’s his problem. You lay, you pay!

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Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011
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Back by popular demand are more pictures of WWE star Stacy Keibler. I’m still in shock that she was a female wrestler. Her body frame is very demure and she’s not stacked with muscles all over her body. It just goes to show that a woman can excel in a masculine sport and still look feminine. I’ve always been a fan of Stacy’s. In these pictures she’s hanging out at the beach wearing an awesome blue bikini that fits her to a T. She has such beautiful hair so I wish she would have removed the hat or wear a more flattering one with that cute bikini. It would be really nice to see her in a girl empowered starring role in a movie. I think she could pull it off. Keep up the awesome work Stacy.

Well, it’s that time again where we have to part. I enjoy our time together so much. I hope you had an enjoyable Easter holiday. Remember that Mother’s Day in the U.S. falls on Sunday, May 8, 2011. So you have just enough time to figure out what you’re going to get your mom. Just remember that she deserves the very best! Well toodles for now and I will count the moments until we’re back together again!!! Love and Kisses!! JB

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Tori Spelling Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 26th, 2011
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Tori Spelling is really making a name for herself without her father. I love her new show Tori and Dean’s SToribook Weddings. It seems like everyone has a reality TV show out now. It’s very interesting to watch the dynamics between her and Dean. You would think their live is so wonderful and I imagined roses and daisies and it’s not like that at all. They argue and fight just like other real couples and it’s just amazing to see the true Tori. In these pictures, she’s wearing a blue bikini that’s very revealing. I didn’t know she had breast enhancements so to see them was a big surprise for me. Well keep up the great work on your show Tori. It would be nice to see her on another show like 90210. I like when she plays dramatic roles.

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Courtney Love Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 25th, 2011
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Hello all of my wonderful CBG babies!!!! I’ve missed you so very much. It’s Jenny Bikini ready to grace you with awesome photos of your favorite celebrities in bikinis!!! I hope you had a wonderful weekend! Well, let’s get started with a few pictures of your favorite female rocker girl – Courtney Love! Courtney is so colorful. She’s very amazing in the respect that she acts wild and crazy in her real life but when it comes to acting, she is fabulous!! Courtney’s acting skills are really true and she’s always on point. I’ve enjoyed all of her movies and I really hope to see her in many more. She looks really slender and svelte and in her Aztec inspired bikini. Boy, what I’d do for abs like that. We love you Courtney!

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Rachel Uchitel Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 22nd, 2011
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Still managing to keep herself in the public eye is Rachel Uchitel. If you forgot who she was (and I don’t think you have), she was reportedly one of Tiger Wood’s mistresses. Rachel has since moved on and has starred on the TV reality show “Celebrity Rehab”. I saw her episodes and after I did, my opinion of her kind of changed. I used to think she was a dumb bimbo but she’s more sensitive and caring than I thought and the public has torn her to shreds. I still think she’s hungry for the public eye but just doesn’t know how to handle it when she gets it.

Rachel does look hot in her pink bikini with stars on it. See what I mean. She’s in love with stars. You can’t see but she’s holding the hand of a guy and they’re walking along the beach. She’s seen holding and kissing him in other pictures so he’s probably a new beau or friend. Good luck Rachel and very anxious to see what 2011-2012 will bring your way.

As far as my situation, I’m seriously considering dumbing Barbie and Bambi and I really don’t care if they read about it first here because they do read my posts. My dad says I should forgive and move on and just live as one big happy family with Barbie, Bambi and Tony Fish’s kids. Tony is practically in a coma himself with shock. He’s my buddy and will always be so I’m really not mad at him. We stuck him with Brittany (Barbie and Bambi’s stalker younger sister) so he has his hands full with her showing up at job and honestly that’s enough pay back for me. lol If I have to be single all over again, so be it. I can’t take this emotional rollercoaster much longer. I miss my single life. Oh well, I’ll keep you posted on my decision. Until then, enjoy the very spunky Jenny Bikini. So try and be good and PEACE!!!

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

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Ralph Magazine Bikini Models

Thursday, April 21st, 2011
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Hubba Hubba! Here are Ralph Magazine’s bikini models wearing super hot swimsuits in their fashion show. I always read Ralph Magazine for it’s in depth articles and great photos. It mostly caters to the fun loving Australian male who has a fine appreciation for the good looking women of the world but I’m sure any fun loving male will do.

Ralph Magazine is like Maxim or Loaded magazines. It shows a great appreciation for the feminine figure which is fine by me.

These two models are awesome. I really enjoy how they are wearing their bikinis. They’re tall, leggy and kind of easy on the eyes. I can appreciate that.

Photo Credit: WENN

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 20th, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey all of you awesome Celebrity Bikini Gossip fans! It’s the Lance Man back to delight you with the most drooling pics of sweet and sexy celebs in skimpy bikinis! My life is so filled with drama and you will not believe what’s happening in my life.

I’ll tell you all about it after these pictures of the very hot Audrina Patridge in a totally totally – did I say totally – SUPER HOT bikini! I love her smile and the way that she fills out a swimsuit. She’s starring in her own reality TV show with her mom. That sounds very exciting because you know how most daughters and moms fight. I plan on watching and really hope she graces us with lots of bikini scenes.

To keep this short and simple, well you know I have two twin girlfriends, Barbie and Bambi and a best friend Tony Fish. Turns out that my girlfriend Barbie cheated on me with Tony Fish and is now pregnant. Well it seems like Bambi wants to get pregnant too. But not by me. She wants to get pregnant by Tony Fish. She says that she and her sister always do the same things. Needless to say I’m in shock. So she’s asked for permission to use Tony Fish’s sperm to make a baby. I really care for both of these ladies but my mom is telling me to take my loses and drop them both. I just might do that. I can’t go around taking care of Tony Fish’s children. Sure, he’s my best friend but come on!!! This is one big mess. You really have to laugh about this craziness and that’s what I’m gonna do. LOL to the 2nd power!

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The Saturdays Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011
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Out and about getting some sun are two of the members of the “The Saturdays” who are a British/Irish girl group formed in London, UK in 2007. It consists of five members, which are Frankie Sandford, Vanessa White, Una Healy, Mollie King and Rochelle Wiseman. Pictured on the left is Frankie Sandford, pictures on the right is Una Healy. These girls are really cute and look great in their tiny bikinis. I like the colors. The Saturday’s music genre is mostly Pop, electropop, dance pop and R&B. The Saturdays confirmed that they would go on tour again, in December 2011. It was confirmed that their single from their fourth upcoming album would be released on May 29th 2011 titled “Notorious”, so look for that if you want to experience their music.

Ok, my wonderful babies, the time has come for me to depart and let the very busy Mr. Lance Butts take over. I hope you all have a wonderful week. Please be good to yourselves because you deserve it!! Toodles!!! JB!!

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Carmen Electra Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 18th, 2011
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Hello my wonderful babies!!!! It’s Jenny Bikini back from a wonderful weekend ready to rock and roll with you with the best pictures of celebrities in bikinis! We’re starting off this week right with some au natural pictures of Carmen Electra without makeup. Normally she’s all dressed and glamorous but today she looks like she wanted to just be herself and not put her face on. I really like Carmen a lot. I think she’s a strong woman who has carved out a piece of the world to call her very own. She has tons of fans all over the world and I think it’s very cool that she decided NOT to “put on her face”. Of course she looks totally fab in her black bikini. Keep up the great work Carmen!! We love you!!

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Jennifer Ellison Bikini Pictures

Friday, April 15th, 2011
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Hi my wonderful babies!!!!!!!!! Oh my goodness I’ve missed you so much!! It’s Jenny Bikini here back and so delighted to share pictures of awesome celebs in hot bikinis with you. Well I am going to get started right away with some very nice photos of Jennifer Ellison. Who is Jennifer Ellison. Well, yes, she’s new to Celebrity Bikini Gossip and we’re very honored to have her join our humble family. Jennifer is an English actress, glamour model, television personality, dancer and singer. Ellison is perhaps best known for playing Emily Shadwick in the television soap opera Brookside until 2003, and as Meg Giry in the 2004 film adaptation of The Phantom of the Opera. Isn’t she lovely and she really knows how to work that bikini. I’m in love with her bikini top. Are those rhinestones? Whatever they are, I just think her bikini is uber-wonderful!

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Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures

Thursday, April 14th, 2011
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Here’s another hot celebrity cougar that I’d love to get with! It’s Sofia Vergara from the hit TV show Modern Family. Boy oh boy!! Sofia is a latin beauty that lights up the screen whenever she comes on. I only watch the show to see her. It’s a funny show but if she wasn’t on it, I probably wouldn’t pay too much attention to it.

Sofia Vergara was born in Barranquilla, Colombia which means she’s really hot blooded. I wouldn’t want to make her mad. She started out as a model and I can see why because she has such stunning good looks. Now she’s on one of the top TV shows and she’s been nominated for a Golden Globe Award, a Primetime Emmy Award, and three Screen Actors Guild Awards. Keep up the great work Sofia and you look marvelous in your white bikini. Yummy yummy for the tummy!

Before I bed you all a temporary farewell and turn this back over to the cute and cuddly Jenny Bikini, I just want to also let you know that since Barbie has become pregnant, that her sister Bambi now wants a baby too. I’m not ready for children and especially if I’m not married. I’d like to get married before I start having children. So that’s another issue I’m dealing with. The easy way out of this entire situation is to drop Barbie and Bambi and go back on my bachelor ways but I’m a big boy now and am trying to deal with this all very maturely. I’m not a very mature person so who knows what’ll happen between now and the next time we meet. Until that time, keep your heads up high!! PEACE!!!

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Kourtney Kardasian Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, April 13th, 2011
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For the longest time, I had a hard time telling apart the Kardasian sisters. I really couldn’t pin point which sister was the cutest between Kourtney, Kim and Khloe. After seeing them so much on TV, online and in magazines, I’m finally able to tell them a part. I used to think they were twins. I honestly don’t have a favorite but I do kind of think that Kourtney has a really hot body. Kim’s figure is very curvy and we all know that Khloe is super voluptuous (aka: chunky).

Kourtney looks really sexy in her skimpy black bikini. It always strikes me so funny how someone can become a celebrity by having a reality TV show which depicts their real life. You don’t have to have any kind of talent to become rich and famous these days.

All you have to do is look super hot in a bikini like Kourtney and her sisters do, and the money rolls in. I wish I could wear a bikini…hmmmmm.

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Jenny McCarthy Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011
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Hey peeps!! It’s your favorite celebrity reporter Mr. Lance Butts (aka: The Lance Man) back to rock and roll with the hottest photos of really fine celebrities in their sexiest bikinis. Jenny Bikini is right, my drama filled life has returned and I’ll give you all of the juicy details below. I really thought things were looking up. Anyways…

It’s no secret that Jenny McCarthy is a MILF that I’d really like to get with. She’s super hot! I think that Jim Carey was a total fool for letting her go. Take some crazy pills dude, do something to keep her! But his loss is our gain, right fellas?? 🙂 She’s still single and I can’t believe it. Believe me, if I didn’t have my twin girlfriends Barbie and Bambi in my life, Ms. McCarthy would get a phone call from me.

Hey Jenny, I’m like your #1 fan so anytime you feel you need a shoulder to cry on. I’m here for you!!! Damn she’s so hot!

Now, I’m going to keep this short and simple because the more I think about my latest situation, I get super mad. It seems like Barbie (my girlfriend) is pregnant. Hold on! I’m not the daddy! How do I know? Well my momma didn’t raise a fool so I practice safe sex and wear condoms at all times. Sure condoms can break but it hasn’t happened. So basically Barbie cheated on me and guess who I think it was with? My best friend Tony Fish. Tony admitted it to me but Barbie is denying it. What a mess huh? I feel like going on the Jerry Springer show. So we’re all dealing with this latest issue. I can forgive her but I can’t forget. I’ll keep you guys posted on the latest development. Drama follows me everywhere!

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Courteney Cox Bikini Pictures

Monday, April 11th, 2011
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New to our Celebrity Bikini Gossip family is the very wonderful Courteney Cox! I love her so much. I’ve been a fan of hers ever since I was a youngster. The very first time I saw her was when she danced in a Bruce Springsteen video way back when. Who knew she would become one of the most famous and recognized celebrities in the world. I love her show Cougar Town. I watch it all of the time and laugh out loud. I can’t wait until her new movie Scream 4 comes out. The best thing about Courteney is that she’s awesome on TV and in movies and that’s double trouble for all of those other actresses out there. I wish her the best with her marriage and sometimes a separation makes it even better when a married couple reunites. Keep up the great work Courteney. You look FABULOUS in your white bikini.

Well the time has come for my least favorite part where I have to turn you guys over to Mr. Lance Butts whose drama filled life has started up all over again. It was so quiet around here lately. “Sigh”…So until I gossip with you, my wonderful babies, again about sexy celebs in hot bikinis, here’s a big hug ((((((()))))) and kisses XoXoXoXo to let you know that I miss you every moment!! Take good care of yourselves!! Toodles!!! JB

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