Archive for August, 2012

Bai Ling Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 31st, 2012
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Back by popular demand is lovely Asian actress Bai Ling walking around in a very skimpy leopard print bikini and black high heel boots. She’s enjoying a refreshing ice cream cone that probably one of her admirers bought for her. Bai Ling looks fabulous at 45. It’s really mind blowing because she has the figure of a 20 yr old. This petite star loves the beach and can be seen almost any time of the day hanging out and enjoying the sun. No wonder our readers went crazy over her pictures, you can’t help but stop in your tracks and stare.

Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Miss Jenny Bikini who is going on and on about her wedding. Why doesn’t she just elope? It’s much cheaper and that’s what I plan to do. Why spend money on a wedding when I can spend it on myself. Hey, that’s just me. This weekend, my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are heading out to New York City. Oh yeah, the big apple has lots of hot babes. We plan on staying at the Waldorf and hitting up as many clubs as we can. Wish us luck!!! I will fill you in on all of the juicy details when I get back! So until then remember, don’t bring home any strays. PEACE!

Irina Shayk Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 30th, 2012
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I’m personally in love with Irina Shayk because she’s so beautiful. This stunning model is posing in a pink and blue plaid bikini on a sexy shoot and I mean SEXY! She looks very demure and delicate in her swimsuit and that’s so dreamy. Irina Shayk can model pretty much anything that she wants and will look fabulous. With tanned skin and a gorgeous smile, you can see why she’s taking the world by storm.

Bai Ling Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, August 29th, 2012
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Asian actress Bai Ling is the reason why I love cougars. At 45 yrs old, she doesn’t look anywhere near her age. She looks absolutely stunning in an animal print bikini walking along a beach boardwalk. She’s covered up her top in a tshirt but you can’t help but stop and stare at her bright neon pink boots. Bai Ling is super hot and I really think she should star in a movie as a female superhero. I’d wait in line for tickets to see her in action.

Melanie Brown (Mel B) Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 28th, 2012
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Getting her English bits rubbed down with oil by her hubby is Scary Spice girl – Melanie Brown (aka: Mel B). I guess she really really really told him what she wanted and if he knows what’s good for him, he’ll do everything she says. Melanie’s bikini fashion is always very vibrant and in your face. You’d never know that she has three kids from her trim and slender body. I’m loving the yellow and orange string bikini combo. She’s an extrovert and loves talking loud, screaming loud and singing loud. I like extrovert girls because they are a lot of fun. Lucky hubby!

Amy Childs Bikini Pictures

Monday, August 27th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yes!!! It’s the super cool Mr. Lance Man back to take you on a wild ride with the sexiest celebs in hot bikinis! You missed me? Of course you did. Well, last weekend my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I went down to Cancun, Mexico to see what was happening over there. Of course, there are always the pretty ladies and they swarm to us because we’re the coolest guys in the club. The only problem is that Pauly is looking for a wife so he takes them more seriously than he should. Yeah, the chicks were hot but not rich enough.

Alright!!! Let’s get this party started with pictures of Amy Childs. She looks great in a white string monokini. One thing that I can appreciate about Miss Childs are her voluptuous curves. Her body sure does stand out in a crowd. Right fellas? I really think that British babes are super hot these days. For some reason I used to think they were all prudish and stuffy but not anymore!!

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 24th, 2012
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Lance Butts wanted to post these pictures of Victoria Silvstedt but I beat him to it! He loves her and I don’t think it’s because of her brain. At least not the one in her head. 🙂 Oops, did I say that. Anyways, I admire Victoria because she manages to keep herself looking flawless in a black string bikini and beach hat. She’s a blonde bombshell and the guys around the office go crazy whenever we get pictures of her. It’s a good thing that my boyfriend Gerald only has eyes for me.

Ok, my sweet babies, it’s time to pass you over to Mr. Lance Butts. In the dictionary next to the word “womanizer” should be his face. All him and his buddies ever talk about are “babes” and “broads”. I’m so happy that my Gerald isn’t like that. He’s a perfect gentleman. I hope they don’t make fool of themselves at my wedding. But that’s like telling a cat not to meow. I’m thinking of hiring some decoy women to keep them away from my girlfriends at the wedding. Hmmm…lol.. I’m going to miss you all like crazy so until we meet again, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Smooches!! Toodles!!

Taylor Swift Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 23rd, 2012
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I love Taylor Swift! She’s so sweet and darling and I’m so happy that she’s found herself a new boyfriend. That’s right and he’s a cute Kennedy. Taylor’s latest beau is 18 yr old Conor Kennedy (son of Robert Kennedy, Jr.). She even bought an estate right across the street from the Kennedy compound. Now that’s love. Taylor looks vintage in a red and white polka dot bikini. She looks just like one of the Kennedy women, doesn’t she? Good luck in your new relationship Taylor.

Samantha Harris Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012
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Gracing the pages of Celebrity Bikini Gossip for the first time is the lovely Samantha Harris. She’s an American television hostess and notably known for co-hosting seasons two through nine of Dancing with the Stars with Tom Bergeron. From 2010–2012, she was a correspondent at Entertainment Tonight. Samantha looks delightful in a blue bikini that shows of her slender figure. From the expression on her face, it doesn’t look like she’s worried about her career which is doing just fine. You can tell that Samantha chooses bikinis that compliments her slim petite figure. Who is her trainer? Keep up the awesome job Samantha and looking forward to seeing you on your next hosting assignment.

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 21st, 2012
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Looking very refreshed and like her old self again is Hollywood movie star Lindsay Lohan. She’s having a nice laugh while hanging out on a beach. Lindsay is wearing a black and white bikini with black shorts cover ups. I’m so glad that she went back to her natural red hair color. It just looks better on her than any other color. The blonde was fine but the red is better. Keep your eyes open for Lindsay’s movie comeback that is sure to amaze her critics. Lindsay’s bikini fashion is very particular. You really never know what she’s going to wear next which is the mystery about her. Keep going on this path Lindsay and you’ll be back on top.

Katy Perry Bikini Pictures

Monday, August 20th, 2012
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Hello my most funtastical Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! I’ve missed you terribly!! It’s me, Jenny Bikini, your favorite celebrity reporter back to share super hot photos of your favorite stars in sexy bikinis!!! Just to let you know, my and Gerald’s wedding plans are going very well. December 12th is the date. That’s my mom’s birthday and I wish should be there. I miss you mom!! So I’ve arranged for Lance Butts to take over my assignments for the days that I’m on my honeymoon!! I’m so excited!!

Ok, back by popular demand are pictures of pop starlet Katy Perry. I love her music. It’s always fun and easy to dance to. Katy was recently at a water park and got splashed pretty heavily. She’s laughing it off to show that she’s a great sport and that’s what I love about Katy. Doesn’t she look curvy in a grey patterned bikini? Her long hair is plastered to her face because it can get pretty wild at those water parks on those rides. I love them. Love your music Katy!

Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 17th, 2012
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It’s always a happy day when we can enjoy Shauna Sand in a sexy bikini. Her facial expression isn’t particularly happy spotting the paparazzi taking snaps of her. It’s ok Shauna, let me give you a massage to make it better. She loves animal print swimwear and is showing off her wavy curves in a leopard print triangle top string bikini. All I can say is “Wow”. Thanks Shauna!

Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for me to hand you over to Miss Jenny Bikini. All she ever talks about around the office is her wedding. I wish it were over already. I heard she’s going to invite me and my buddies and I’m really thankful. You meet the hottest babes at weddings and most of them are single and searching for a man. I’m not trying to get a girlfriend, I’m looking for a woman to take care of me. So I guess I’ll have to be nice to her until after the wedding. I can do that. Ok, take care of yourselves and remember to never bring home any strays (even from weddings). PEACE!

Marica Pellegrinelli Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 16th, 2012
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Italian beauty Marica Pelleginelli looks relaxed riding her bike around her neighborhood. Marica was born in Bergamo (Italy) in 1988 and started her career as a model only at thirteen. Her latest editorials include Italian VANITY FAIR, VOGUE GIOIELLO and Italian GQ. With all of the bikinis she’s probably tried on in her career, we catch her wearing an all black string halter top bikini that suits her trim figure just right. I searched around to find out if she had a boyfriend or a husband and couldn’t find out. I’m sure some lucky guy is romancing her.

Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, August 15th, 2012
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Real Housewives of Miami star Joanna Krupa is mesmerizing in a pink bikini fashioned with delicate chains instead of bikini strings. She manages to keep her figure super trim and slim and that’s always refreshing. She’s one of the most popular reality TV stars and we can see why. If you were lucky enough to see her stint on Dancing with the Stars, you were very lucky. Keep up the great work Joanna and it’s always a pleasure to see you wearing an enticing bikini.

Ayem Nour Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 14th, 2012
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Parisian beauty Ayem Nour is posing poolside for a new TV show called Hollywood Girls. She’s new to Celebrity Bikini Gossip so lets give her a warm welcome. Her tanned skin, long legs and buxom figure is mind blowing. You see, these are the kinds of girls that hang out in the Florida Keys so now you can understand why it’s hard for a guy like me. I’m looking for pretty much a 40 yr old cougar to support my lifestyle. Ayem Nour looks stunning in a black zebra print bikini fashioned with pink high heel pumps that shows off her delightful assets. I’m keeping my fingers crossed for many more sightings of Ayem Nour wearing hot bikinis.

Photo Credit: WENN

Nathalia Ramos Bikini Pictures

Monday, August 13th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes, you know it’s the truly delicious Lance Man back to “wow” and “stun” you with the hottest celebs in their sexiest bikinis! Had a great time this weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We drove down to the Florida Keys to see what kind of action we could stir up. I must say that the ladies down there are super hot and tanned. I don’t think we could afford to date most of them because they’re looking for guys with lots of money and we’re looking for babes with lots of money. I want a woman to take care of me just like they do. So that was an uneventful trip. Better luck next time.

Ok, let’s get this party started out right with new pictures of Nathalia Ramos frolicking along the beach in a two-toned midnight blue and brilliant blue bikini with white trim. Her smile is always a perky and delightful. You can tell that her bikini fashion is flirty with lines that compliment her slender figure. It’s always fun when Nathalia wears a bikini because our readers love it and we do to.

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