I love cougars and from the looks of it, Stephanie Seymour, age 45, has become one of my newest crushes also. Her emergence from the sea was something reminiscent of Botticelli’s The Birth Of Venus. Stephanie Seymour most certainly proved that she is still the envy of women across the world as she flaunted her impeccable physique whilst holidaying in St Barts. The American model was spotted frolicking in the strong waves in a floral red and white two-piece bikini alongside her friends and family on Christmas Day. Awesome.
Archive for December, 2013
Oh yeah, hey hey hey!!! It’s me the one and only Mr. Lance Man back from a boss weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Pauly Meathead and Vinnie Lasagne. Vinnie wants a job here at Celebrity Bikini Gossip but my boss turned him down because he’s too lazy. He doesn’t want to get up before noon and he has to eat a big plate of sausage and spaghetti before he does anything. My boss says he can’t afford that. Oh well Vinnie looks like you’ll have to stay living at home. Don’t worry buddy, we’ll help you find something that’s suited for you!! Until then just hang out with me and the rest of the boys! We love you dude!
Alright, as some of you already know, I’m a freak for cougars and I happen to currently have a crush on Lady Victoria Hervey right now. Who is she? Well, she’s a 37 yr old English model, socialite, aristocrat, and former “It girl”. Her blood line is very royal but all I care about is that she’s rich and older than me. In these pictures, Lady Victoria Hervey wows Miami in her sexy itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini while working on her autobiography. Her figure, at the age of 37, would be the envy of someone half her age, though having a killer tan to make it glow even more doesn’t hurt either.
Looking so natural walking along the beach is supermodel Jessica Hart sporting a yellow bikini. You can look at her from any angle and see perfection. Yes, my boss is still telling me to say all of these things because he’s obsessed with her. Jessica Hart is the most beautiful woman in the world. From head to toe she radiates class and style and can put on a paper sack and still look wonderful. Women want to be her but they can’t because there is only one of her. Oh gosh, where does he get this stuff. I, personally, admire her and think she’s pretty but my boss think she’s heaven sent. Wow!
Alright, cutie pies, it’s time to hand you over to Mr. Lance Butts and his crazy friends. I think I’m starting to learn their names. I know one of them has the name like “Fish” and his head is kinda shaped like one too. lol. I’m going to miss you all so much but have a happy holidays and Happy New Year since the next time we meet will be in 2014. Thank you so much for spending time with me. I have truly cherished every moment and absolutely love my job, even if my boss coaches me to say things I don’t really mean..haha! Remember to take care of yourselves and never forget that JENNY BIKINI LOVES YOU!! TOODLES!! SMOOCHES!!! See you in 2014!
Back to break more hearts are supermodels Jessica Hart and Emanuela De Paula on a beach bikini photo shoot. Jessica Hart tantalizes in a yellow bikini while Emanuela De Paula heats up in a blue bikini. My boss is breathing heavily over my shoulder while I make this post telling me to write all sorts of stuff but I’m just going to say that they both look beautiful and stunning in their bathing suits. I can actually see drool coming out of the side of his mouth!
Merry Christmas everyone from Celebrity Bikini Gossip. We hope that Santa spoiled you rotten with great gifts but what’s really special is spending time with family members. Now that you’ve opened up all of the presents you can sit back and check out some hot celebs in bikinis while listening to Christmas carols. lol
Jessica Hart dazzles in a spicy blue zig-zaggy bikini top with pink trim and blue bikini bottom with pink trim. Her signature look is that gap in between her teeth and it drives my boss wild. I wonder why? She’s hanging out beachside during a photo shoot striking very serious and heart warming poses. She’s a natural beauty.
Wow, my boss is already obsessed with supermodel Jessica Hart but this time she’s posing along with one of her friends, supermodel Emanuela De Paula which is driving him even more insane. Jessica Hart shows off slender curves in a pink bikini and Emanuela De Paula captivates in a pink floral bikini. The life of a supermodel looks so glamorous as they hang out on the beach gossiping and laughing away while making millions of dollars in their bank accounts. Must be nice.
Happy Holidays my most darling Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s Mrs. Jenny Bikini, your favorite bikini celeb reporter back to entertain you sweeties with the hottest stars in sexy swimwear. I’ve missed you all so very much. Just to let you know that my wedding anniversary was December 12th and my hubby surprised me with a romantic dinner on top of a skyscraping lake tower lol…it was in the forest in a park in Florida and it was so romantic and he sang to me on his guitar which he knows I love. We at strawberries and cream and we even messed around up there. I was so nervous because I don’t like heights but I trust my hubby and he made me feel so safe and secure. This made me fall in love with him even more.
Ok, my boss is obsessed with supermodel Jessica Hart so this week every day will showcase a photo of her. Don’t ask me why. He drools over her photos daily so I guess he just had to put her up and he wanted me to let her know that Mr. Tinkles loves you Jessica. Yeah, that’s his name. lol Jessica Hart looks awesome in a purple bikini striking a defined pose with long blonde locks blowing in the wind. Her body is perfect. I wish I could be like her with movie star looks. He’s telling me to say all of these things.
Back for another few minutes of fame is reality TV diva Heidi Montag. Figured I bring her back for another 15 minutes of fame because I feel so sorry for her spending up her 10 million dollars. Don’t you? Heidi does look svelte in a yellow floral bikini and it looks like she’s using what her momma gave her to earn back some of that money. Will it work? Only time will tell. You can be the judge.
Alright, dudes and dudettes, I’m so ready to head out again with my buddies Tony Fish, Pauly Meathead, Vinnie Lasagne and our new friend Tommy the Junk. Tommy is hilarious. He cracks jokes all of the time and keeps us entertained so he’s going to hang out with us for a while. At least until his wife starts acting funny about it. Alright, it’s the holidays so be good to yourself and the ones that you love. I’m not spending any money on anyone except myself but I’m accepting presents so feel free to drop something off for me at the office anytime. Next up is Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is so festive around the office, it’s sickening. So until next time!! Happy Holidays!!! Also, remember, don’t bring home any strays!! PEACE!!!!
Soon to be Mrs. Sean Lowe is super cute Catherine Guidici showing off her hot bikini body in a yellow bikini at the beach. Looks like constant workouts in preparation for her January 26 wedding to Bachelor star Sean Lowe have paid off. On Saturday Catherine Giudici looked sizzling in a neon yellow bikini as she sunbathed with friends in Miami. The day out was part of a weekend long bachelorette celebration with over a dozen girlfriends. On Sunday the 27-year-old tweeted, ‘Life is fun. I am lucky to have the coolest chicks to call my friends!’ Where was my invitation? Guys can go to girl’s bachelorette parties these days…I would have stripped.
She started off 2013 with a bang after being named Playboy’s Miss January. It seems scooping the award has done wonders for glamour model Dani Mathers, as she was spotted taking part in an advertising shoot in Los Angeles on Sunday. The 24-year-old wore just a bikini as she sauntered around Venice beach for the photography session. The blonde beauty looked stunning as she pranced around in the surf with a bottle of the 138 water in her hand. With her bronzed skin and long locks hanging loose around her shoulders and she looked every inch a California girl. Wearing a bright multi-coloured string bikini the blonde showed off the figure that earned her the title of Playboy’s Miss January.
Back on the scene because she claims she’s broke and has spent all of her 10 million dollars is reality TV star Heidi Montag. I saw the spot where she was with her hubby talking about how they would buy $4k bottles of champagne and only get one sip from sharing it with their friends. I wish I were their friends. Well, she’s looking proportioned and normal in a blue bikini. I’m glad she stopped with all that plastic surgery before it became out of hand. But, I think if she came into another 10 million, it would start up all over again. That’s just my opinion and normally I’m right.
Hey Hey Hey, oh yeah!!! It’s me the dynamic, fantastic, super handsome and divine Mr. Lance Man back from a cool weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We hung out with Pauly’s cousin – Tommy the Junk – don’t ask me why he’s named that. He has a boat and fast cars and that’s all I care about. Tommy’s married but his wife is really cool and she let him take us out on his private yacht with a bunch of pretty babes along for the ride. Now that’s the kind of wife I want. Once who knows that it’s all just for fun and I’m going to come home to her. If you know anybody like that and she’s rich, please point her in my direction.
Ok, let’s start off this week with one of my favorite Victoria Secret Angels – Alessandra Ambrosio. I tell you that woman looks great in anything she puts on. In these pics she’s wearing a black bikini and looking quite slender I may add. All eyes are meant to be on the art this week in Miami, but Alessandra Ambrosio quickly changed that. The 32-year-old showed exactly why she is Victoria’s Secret’s top Angel, hitting the beach in a barely there bikini. While the model’s aim was to cool down, she made more than a few temperatures rise as she frolicked in the light blue ocean.
Uh Oh, it’s Friday the 13th! Are you the superstitious type? Not me! I love black cats and have them and I’m the luckiest girl in the world. So don’t pay attention to that. What you can do is sit back and enjoy these pictures of Victorias Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel showing curves in a racy pink and orange floral two-piece, which Candice modeled expertly in the sunny location. As the South African stunner stood with her back turned to the camera and shot a sultry gaze over her shoulder, the garment’s sexy black leather straps and miniscule triangle bottom gave it an especially risque touch. Loving the way the straps criss/cross on her back. Very sexy and the guys are going wild in the office.
Ohhh, my sweet darlings, it’s time to pass you on to Mr. Lance Butt and his crazy motley crew of friends who have the names of Italian dishes. The only reason why I tolerate them is because they make us laugh in the office and they bring in nice homemade danishes from one of their mom’s who bakes them. Yummy! Other than that, they really are wild and crazy and I wouldn’t date any of them. I’m just happy with my hubby, Gerald and I wish and hope you find the same happiness in your life. So until next time, my lovelies, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Toodles!! Smooches!!
This time hanging out at the beach in a denim top and a pastel blue/green floral bikini is lovely Nina Agdal. Her hair is pulled up in a bun and she looks like a movie star in those cute sunglasses. The 21 yr old beauty is the girlfriend of The Wanted’s Max George and if he knows what’s good for him, he’ll stay a perfect gentleman to keep her near.
Also…Happy Anniversary to my hubby Gerald. One year ago today we were married and today is my mom’s birthday (miss you mommy)! You are the best hubby in the whole world! He said he has a sexy night planned for us and I can’t wait!!
She never wilts! Helena Christensen shows off her enviable figure in a bandeau bikini with floral detail as she hits the beach. She recently wowed as she modelled a collection of vintage-inspired underwear, which she designed herself. Although Helena Christensen doesn’t need hair, make-up and a professional shoot to look good in next to nothing – it seems she looks just as incredible caught off guard on the beach. The 44-year-old turned heads as she hit the beach in Miami last week, looking like a woman half her age while frolicking in her black bikini with white rose bows.