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Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures

Monday, June 18th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes, it’s the super fabulous, fantastic, and fundamentally wonderful Lance Man back from an awesome weekend in Miami with my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead. I love my buds!! You would be very proud of use because we DID NOT bring home any strays!! Although it was very tempting. Come on forget about it, we were in Miami and the strays are plentiful. Vinnie did have a cougar stalker that kept following him around the club but he nipped that in the bud by telling her that he wanted her to tug him in at night and read him bedtime stories. lol

Also, all of the dads, I hope that you had a cool Father’s Day.

Ok, let’s get this party started out right with new photos of supermodel Elle Macpherson posing in a fabulous cream colored knitted string bikini. Speaking of cougars, at 48 yrs old, Elle looks outstanding. No wonder she was named “The Body” when she posed for a record five cover appearances for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Vinnie likes cougars so when I told him that I was posting pictures of Elle, he nearly had a stroke. Keep up the great work and young ladies take notes from Elle on keeping yourself looking totally hot in your 40’s.

Elle MacPherson Bikini Pictures

Monday, January 9th, 2012
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Hey Hey Hey!! Yes it’s the Lance Man back from a wonderful New Year celebration and I’m so looking forward to sharing this new year with you!!! So let’s get down to business with these awesome pictures of supermodel Elle MacPherson sporting a lovely burgundy bikini. Guys are still going crazy over her and you can see why. She’s flawless and really knows how to wear a bikini. I’ve always had a crush on her.

Elle Macpherson Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, October 5th, 2010
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One thing I have to give it to supermodels for is keeping their bodies in shape. You don’t see too many fat ex-supermodels. Take Elle Macpherson for example. She still looks really hot.

Her shape is in tact and I don’t see a lot of cellulite flowing all over her body. Maybe she keeps in shape or still starves herself but whatever she’s doing, keep up the great work, Elle.

I think she’s growing old gracefully at age 47. She’s was really hot back in the day and she’s not so bad looking now. I’d date her. She’s a single mom with two kids and I think that is so sexy. Plus the fact that she’s loaded. That’s my type of woman.

Well it looks like my time has come so I’ll give a quick farewell until next time. The Lance Man has a date with this high fashioned model who’s not all that pretty in the face but her pockets are fat. I’ll tell you all about it next week when I get back. Until then, take care of yourselves and PEACE! Up next is the “solid” Jenny Bikini. LOL