Bikini Pictures

Hey Hey Hey! It’s the Lance Man here to rock your world with awesome pictures of your favorite celebrities in blazing hot bikinis. Oh, Jenny Bikini, my buddy’s names are Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne (not tomatoe sauce), fyi, ok? Is all that love mush going to your head?

Now, the only reason why I watch Modern Family is because of Sofia Vergara. I don’t even understand half of what she’s saying but who cares when you can look at a body like that for an hour. Here she’s looking delish in a green bikini. I’d love to rub lotion all over her back and even grab her a refreshing drink. Anything she wanted me to do, I’d do it.

Alright, it’s the weekend again and this time Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and I are taking a private jet down to Rio (yes Brazil) to meet these girls that we met at a club last week. They’re flying us all down. That’s the kind of women I like. So don’t wait up!!

Here’s another hot celebrity cougar that I’d love to get with! It’s Sofia Vergara from the hit TV show Modern Family. Boy oh boy!! Sofia is a latin beauty that lights up the screen whenever she comes on. I only watch the show to see her. It’s a funny show but if she wasn’t on it, I probably wouldn’t pay too much attention to it.

Sofia Vergara was born in Barranquilla, Colombia which means she’s really hot blooded. I wouldn’t want to make her mad. She started out as a model and I can see why because she has such stunning good looks. Now she’s on one of the top TV shows and she’s been nominated for a Golden Globe Award, a Primetime Emmy Award, and three Screen Actors Guild Awards. Keep up the great work Sofia and you look marvelous in your white bikini. Yummy yummy for the tummy!

Before I bed you all a temporary farewell and turn this back over to the cute and cuddly Jenny Bikini, I just want to also let you know that since Barbie has become pregnant, that her sister Bambi now wants a baby too. I’m not ready for children and especially if I’m not married. I’d like to get married before I start having children. So that’s another issue I’m dealing with. The easy way out of this entire situation is to drop Barbie and Bambi and go back on my bachelor ways but I’m a big boy now and am trying to deal with this all very maturely. I’m not a very mature person so who knows what’ll happen between now and the next time we meet. Until that time, keep your heads up high!! PEACE!!!