Sofia Vergara gave the Bondi babes a run for their money as she hit the famous Australian beach in Sydney on Friday morning. The stunning Colombian star certainly stood out on the sand as she flaunted her famous curves in a revealing Agent Provocateur swimsuit while she and her fellow Modern Family cast members filmed scenes for the show. The 41-year-old’s swimming costume featured several colourful cut out panels, making it a little tricky for the actress to avoid pesky tan lines. I love her sense of style and the way she matched the bathing suit and the long purple skirt…very fashionable. Plus her bright smile adds lovely character. Love her show.

Ok, my lovely babies, it’s time to hand you gently over to Mrs. Lance Butts who is always zooming around the globe with his motley crew of misfits who can’t seem to hold down jobs but manages to spend money travelling everywhere. I guess their parents don’t mind giving money to grown men who are able to work but would rather just gawk at girls. Anyways, I’m so glad my hubby, Gerald, is such a gentleman. Now remember to take good care of yourself and to love yourself because Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! So until next time Toodles!! Smooches!!!

Looking bright and colorful is “Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara sporting a pink, orange, and green monokini along with a green skirt with black trim. As usual she’s wearing dark sunglasses while letting her long dark hair blow in the wind. I wish her TV show a long run but if she should ever decide to go out on her own, I think she would shine with her own comedy TV show. She’s hilarious and beautiful!

It’s never easy to carry off a cut-away swimsuit with its potential to expose all the wrong areas. But when you have a figure like Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara you can be pretty confident of looking good – whatever you wear. And the 41-year-old mother certainly managed it with aplomb on her Greek island beach break, teaming it with a long black sarong. Sofia left for the sun-kissed European country on Friday declaring on Whosay: ‘On our way to Greece to mix work and pleasure.’ On Sunday there certainly seemed to be a lot more pleasure than work going on as she and her millionaire fiance Nick Loeb, 38, wasted no time at all hitting the sand. What a lucky guy!

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is always skipping around the office so darn happy. Why is she so gleeful? Anyways….I’m not sure it’s normal to go around always happy…but it seems that my buddy Pauly has a crush on her but I told her she was married. He said he’ll wait. Sometimes Pauly isn’t so smart. Ok, this weekend, we’re headed to Las Vegas to see what’s going on with the girls over there. I’m not a big gambler but I am a big cougar watcher and there are lots of them out there. So wish me luck and remember….NEVER bring home any STRAYS!! PEACE!!!

Hey Hey Hey! It’s the Lance Man here to rock your world with awesome pictures of your favorite celebrities in blazing hot bikinis. Oh, Jenny Bikini, my buddy’s names are Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne (not tomatoe sauce), fyi, ok? Is all that love mush going to your head?

Now, the only reason why I watch Modern Family is because of Sofia Vergara. I don’t even understand half of what she’s saying but who cares when you can look at a body like that for an hour. Here she’s looking delish in a green bikini. I’d love to rub lotion all over her back and even grab her a refreshing drink. Anything she wanted me to do, I’d do it.

Alright, it’s the weekend again and this time Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and I are taking a private jet down to Rio (yes Brazil) to meet these girls that we met at a club last week. They’re flying us all down. That’s the kind of women I like. So don’t wait up!!

Here’s another hot celebrity cougar that I’d love to get with! It’s Sofia Vergara from the hit TV show Modern Family. Boy oh boy!! Sofia is a latin beauty that lights up the screen whenever she comes on. I only watch the show to see her. It’s a funny show but if she wasn’t on it, I probably wouldn’t pay too much attention to it.

Sofia Vergara was born in Barranquilla, Colombia which means she’s really hot blooded. I wouldn’t want to make her mad. She started out as a model and I can see why because she has such stunning good looks. Now she’s on one of the top TV shows and she’s been nominated for a Golden Globe Award, a Primetime Emmy Award, and three Screen Actors Guild Awards. Keep up the great work Sofia and you look marvelous in your white bikini. Yummy yummy for the tummy!

Before I bed you all a temporary farewell and turn this back over to the cute and cuddly Jenny Bikini, I just want to also let you know that since Barbie has become pregnant, that her sister Bambi now wants a baby too. I’m not ready for children and especially if I’m not married. I’d like to get married before I start having children. So that’s another issue I’m dealing with. The easy way out of this entire situation is to drop Barbie and Bambi and go back on my bachelor ways but I’m a big boy now and am trying to deal with this all very maturely. I’m not a very mature person so who knows what’ll happen between now and the next time we meet. Until that time, keep your heads up high!! PEACE!!!