Archive for July, 2014

Denise Richards Bikini Pictures

Thursday, July 31st, 2014
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She previously posed in a diamond encrusted bra for Playboy to show that ‘mothers can still be sexy’.

Denise Richards showed she was still one hot mother as she showed off her incredibly toned bikini body in a pink two-piece whilst on the beach with nine-year-old daughter Lola in LA.

The 43-year-old actress looked astounding for her age, as she displayed a body any woman half her age would be jealous of.

Now this is what I call the perfect “cougar”…yummy yummy for the tummy!

Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, July 30th, 2014
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She’s salad dressing! Courtney Stodden, 19, wears a miniscule LETTUCE bikini as she serves up veggie hot dogs at PETA’s Annual Congressional Veggie Dog Giveaway in Washington D.C. on Wednesday.

The reality star showed off her slender frame in the playful ensemble.

Courtney added her signature ‘stripper’ heels and wore her platinum blonde hair extensions loose and wavy over her shoulders.

She wore lashings of mascara and thick black eyeliner, while sporting her favorite icy pink lipstick.

Casey Batchelor Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, July 29th, 2014
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She has a figure to die for and Casey Batchelor showed off her curves in all her glory as she hung out by a pool in Ibiza, Spain.

The 29-year-old dazzled in a red bikini which was a little on the skimpy side, meaning her ample assets nearly spilled out of her top.

The former Celebrity Big Brother star, who was make-up free, made the most out of her relaxing break by chatting on her mobile phone to friends before taking a refreshing dip in the pool.

Amy Willerton Bikini Pictures

Monday, July 28th, 2014
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Hey Hey Hey, oh yeah, it’s me Mr. Lance Man always ready and willing to go that extra mile for our fans on Celebrity Bikini Gossip. This week is an exciting week with new and hot celebrities in pretty bikinis! Oh yeah, me and my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are hanging out at the Monster Bikini House and having so much fun. I’m still single and looking for a hot cougar to love me so ladies keep note. Remember our new rommie Professor Scabs? Well he didn’t work out so we’re looking for another roomie. Scabs has a baby’s momma in New York who went crazy when she heard he wanted to move out here so he had to move back. Oh well, good luck Scabs but we’re going to keep the party going here!

Ok, dudes and dudettes, back to Celebrity Bikini Gossip is the very beautiful Amy Willerton.

She insisted she ‘was just really normal’ as she stripped off for a FHM shoot but she looked far from it when she was spotted running on the beach in the South Of France.

The Bristol-born beauty queen, who said she was ‘not the supermodel type’, stripped down to her floral bikini for a run in the sun.

Showing just why she is has won prizes for her looks, the 21-year-old turned up the heat in the already hot Côte d’Azur while working out.


Gemma Atkinsons Bikini Pictures

Friday, July 25th, 2014
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The Casualty actress’ ample chest was hard to miss in her black swimsuit as she frolicked on the beach with beau Olly Foster (not pictured) during a holiday to Bali, Indonesia last month. Gemma Atkinsons’, 29, toned tum and legs were impossible to miss in her simple two-piece, which included deep red bottoms with tie-detailing on the side. I’m so loving the mix and match of this two-piece. The former Hollyoaks beauty appeared to have been cooling off in the sea as her hair looked damp while worn down over her shoulders. I think she always looks perfect and now you can judge for yourself. “””waves””” Hi Gemma! Who is yourxxc trainer??

Ok, my most darling Celebrity Bikini Gossip cuties. It’s time to gently pass you over to Mr. Lance Butts and his crazy crew of roommates. I’m so glad I don’t live in that house or even near that house because already the neighbors are complaining about the noise and I knew that would happen. Oh well, I guess they’re just boys at heart but near 40? Yeah, Mr. Butts is the youngest one but the other guys are almost near 40. It’s like they feel they are running out of time so they better act crazy now and bring home as many women (questionable) as they can. Well, I’m happily married and I wish you (if you’re single) would find that special one in your life too!! Ok, until next time that we see each other again, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Toodles! Smooches!!

Sam Faiers Bikini Pictures

Thursday, July 24th, 2014
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Former TOWIE (The Only Way Is Essex) star, Sam Faiers, 23, looked slim and toned in the neon green bikini which had accents of pink and purple in the design and sexy cut-outs in both the bra top and briefs. Hanging out in Marbella with her (not pictured) was her boyfriend, Joey Essex, who is a hunk. They recently rekindled their love after breaking off their engagement. Wish them all of the luck. Young love is so wonderful!

Paulina Slagter Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2014
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Hanging out with her famous boyfriend, Ryan Phillipee (not pictured because we only wanna see her in a, on a Miami beach, is very pretty Paulina Slagter. The 23-year-old law student was enjoying a romantic vacation in Miami with her beau and when they weren’t cuddling up to each other in the pool, they were sharing a smooch beside it. Paulina showed off her figure in a very fine fluorescent yellow floral print bandeau two-piece bikini and also paired it up with a floppy straw hat to add a sense of flair. We’re keeping our eyes open for much more from this brunette beauty and cute couple.

Poppy Delevigne Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2014
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New to Celebrity Bikini Gossip is Poppy Delevingne who reveals her slender frame in striking cut-out bikini as she indulges in passionate display with husband James Cook (not pictured) in Ibiza. With its cut out detail the Royal blue two-piece ensured she caught the eyes of any roamers. Poppy, the older sister of willowy catwalk model Cara Delevingne, later enjoyed some time idling with friends with her eyes shielded behind a pair of tinted Aviators.

Adriana Lima Bikini Pictures

Monday, July 21st, 2014
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Hello my most delightful, wonderful, attentive and happiest Celebrity Bikini Gossip lovelies!! Oh how Mrs. Jenny Bikini has missed you terribly. I hope that you enjoyed the 4th of July holiday and lit lots of firecrackers. It seems like Mr. Lance Butts and his motley crew were lighting them in the parking lot of the office and I was so happy because this time I just knew he was going to get in trouble but our boss joined in. He gets away with everything! Ok, I have a lovely array of beautiful celebrities wearing the hottest bikinis ever!! Let’s get started.

As a Victoria’s Secret Angel she is contractually bound to look good in a bikini. Adriana Lima revealed her heavenly figure in a green bikini on Sunday while taking a dip in the ocean in Miami, Florida. The newly single 33-year-old model displayed her tanned and toned arms and abs in the string bikini. Adriana kept her sunglasses on while taking a dip and soaking her long brunette hair.

Robyn Althasen Bikini Pictures

Friday, July 18th, 2014
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Enjoying a day off with her castmates is TOWIE (The Only Way is Essex) – Robyn Althasen – looking extra delightful in a black floral two-piece bikini. And, of course, fashioned with dark sunglasses and this time she’s carrying some sort of lemony refreshment to keep cool underneath the sun.

Robyn Althasen is a real party girl and she enjoys working with her friends on the show. We like the bikinis that she manages to squeeze into and always looking forward to much more from her and I think we will get it. So stay tuned folks!!

Alrighty, dudes and dudettes, it’s the time that you’ve been waiting for. What’s going on at Monster Bikini (my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne, Pauly Meathead and Professor Scabs new home)? Well every day it’s been a party. New girls running in and out and what that really is doing is messing up our “no stray” rule. Plus, some of these girls are not as cougarish as I would have hoped. I like the cougars (ages 40-50) so we need to have a group meeting. The other guys are flexible but we need to have some sort of order before things get out of hand. The hottest thing that went on so far is we had a birthday party for Pauly Meathead (his mom came down and cooked the food which saved us money). That morning, I noticed two girls leaving Pauly’s bedroom and I was so surprised because Pauly is shy but it looks like he’s breaking out of that. No girls in my room. I’m very private and am just looking for the right cougar to sweep me away. Can you help me find true love? Ok, next week, we’re inviting over some ladies from an establishment that says they specialize in home cleaning and pole dancing in your home (all wearing bikinis). All good clean fun which is what we are about. How do you clean and jump up and down on a pole anyways? So that reminds me, I have to run home and meet the pole installation guy on my lunch break. So, gonna hand you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is jealous of me. I can see it in her eyes. Oh well, you’re married and I’m not so don’t hate the Butts to much (yeah that’s my house nickname). Remember about the strays although I can’t talk about it right now but we will get it under control. Till next time PEACE!!

Imogen Leaver Bikini Pictures

Thursday, July 17th, 2014
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They have been partying hard while filming (TOWIE) The Only Way is Essex spin-off in Marbella recently.

However the stars off the show took some time off from shooting for a day around the pool together at the luxury Ocean Club and Imogene Leaver made sure that she was in attendance.

Imogene Leaver made her presence known wearing an off white-blue two-piece bandeau bikini paired with dark sunglasses (these girls won’t leave home without them). Her super slim figure is perfect for that kind of bikini front and back.

Grace Andrews Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, July 16th, 2014
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TOWIE’s (The Only Way Is Essex) – Grace Andrews – wants some of the action on Celebrity Bikini Gossip so lets welcome her sporting a beautiful red and white plaid/checkered bandeau string bikini that shows off her excellent all over body tan.

She’s hanging out at a poolside fun party that allows her to be herself. I’d love to invite her and her friends to Monster Bikini (my buddies and my home in Florida), but since I’m into cougars, she’s probably have to bring along an aunt or something too.

Georgia Kousoul Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, July 15th, 2014
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New to Celebrity Bikini Gossip and splashing on the scene with her other beautiful cast mates is TOWIE (The Only Way Is Essex) – Georgia Kousoul – showing off her curves in two looks in the same skimpy bikini.

She starts out just walking around natural wearing a two-piece black bikini fashioned with sunglasses and wedge high heels.

Then, Georgia Kousoul drapes a colorful floral full length wrap around her shoulders which adds a different dimension to her two-piece bikini. Very nice!

Danielle Armstrong Bikini Pictures

Monday, July 14th, 2014
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Hey Hey Hey, oh yeah, the party is on now!! It’s your favorite steamy celebrity bikini reporter, Mr. Lance Butts back from a “mind blowing” weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and we might have a new roomie who just came down from NYC who wants to move in the new Monster Bikini spot with us (that’s what we’ve named the new house). His name is Professor Scabs. His nickname from the neighborhood was Scabs because he kept getting into fights and recently he just graduated college with a degree so we’re calling him Professor Scabs. We’re taking it on a trial basis with him at the house. Ok, let’s get started with some hot bikini sightings and at the end of the week I will fill you on what kind of romps we were involved in and believe me, it’s hot.

Lets start out with some pictures of super hottie TOWIE (The Only Way is Essex) – Danielle Armstrong. Oh boy, my buddies and I are really going crazy over her. Isn’t she hot? Danielle Armstrong makes a bold impression wearing a monochrome black and white bikini. Looks like she’s a cell phone hoarder and that’s ok with me because it’ll keep her distracted while I distract myself with her hot curves. Although I like cougars, I could make an exception for this stunning blonde beauty.

Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pictures

Friday, July 11th, 2014
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Wow, the first thing I must say about Tamara Ecclestone is how impressed I am at how her post baby body has flexed right back so fast. She just had a baby 3 months ago and you can’t tell. Whatever she’s doing, please package that so it’s ready in time for when my hubby, Gerald, and I have our child. I’m not pregnant yet so I have lots of time but I really hope my body will bounce back like hers did. The 29-year-old socialite and TV presenter looks stunning three months after daughter Sophia’s birth in a green bikini. 3 Months? It’s amazing!

Ok, my lovies, it’s time to gently hand you over to Mr. Lance Butts and his bunch of roomies. They’re all living together and from the whispers in the office, things are kind of wild over there with parties and women and the typical bachelor pad sort of things going on. I just hope they have lots of disinfectant. lol Just kidding! Alright, please take good care of yourselves and remember that JENNY BIKINI LOVES YOU!! Toodles! Smooches!!