Here’s a blast from the past with photos of Melrose Place tv star Heather Locklear. She’s on the beach filming some scenes for a show and showing off her body.

She looks good for her age but in one of the pictures she looks like she has a small alien inside of her stomach. That’s not good posture Heather.

I remember when she played on the tv show TJ Hooker. She was so pretty.

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Well if it isn’t the Diva herself, Mrs. Nick Cannon aka: Mariah Carey.

I love the one piece black swimsuit that she has on. She’s the only one with enough nerve to wear super high heels while attempting to walk down a flight of deep stairs. Only Mariah.

Everyone’s talking about the weight that she’s been putting on, saying that she might be preggers. If she is, that’s great, if she isn’t that’s ok too. Just let Mariah do whatever she wants to do. She’s paid her dues and it looks like marriage is agreeing with her. I’m happy for her. But she should get a bun in the oven, her bio-clock is ticking….tick tock..tick tock

I’m out peeps! Catch you next week and a note to Lance Butts. I want my $20, I know you have your check.

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Super smoking hot Italian-Argentine actress Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani was out in her black bikini soaking up the rays in Miami’s South Beach on March 7.

In case you’re wondering who she is, she’s quite the star in Italy. She’s a model, showgirl, and television personality. You can also catch her working in Miami and Mexico. But of course, her work hasn’t gotten our attention. It’s her break-ups and newly found romances! I mean c’mon.. we like hot celebs and scandals, right?

She’s the complete package, all over hot.. sexy toned body, nice rack, a nice butt, and she’s Italian. Can’t beat that!

I have to say, that little butterfly tattoo on her hip.. was probably an impulsive decision. What a tacky tattoo.. reminds me of a tramp stamp I saw on girls back when I was in high school, or maybe a cheap stripper. Ewwww.

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Oh yeah, the Lance Man is back! It’s great to be back and I know you missed me.

Well I thought I’d start us off with a couple of photos of English/Austrian/Filipina singer and actress Myleene Klass. She’s not like a household name but I just think her body is hot! Of course, you know I think it wouldn’t hurt for a nice enhancement up top but at least she looks natural.

She was in cast of the ITV show Pop Stars and made it into the singing group Hear’Say. It was a short-lived celebrity run and I guess now she’s just slumming for any gig she can get.

I’m really feeling her cute bikini but if I wasn’t sure she was a chick, I’d think she was adjusting something else down there. Hmmmmm

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Wow! Check out Joanna Krupa in a sexy bikini. Very nice.

She’s a Polish-American actress/model who is 30 years old. Her movie credits list her as being in “Scary Movie 4″, “Planet of the Apes”, and “Legally Blonde”. Her roles were that of “the friend”, “an extra”, “girl in the background”. So it’s not like she’s an accomplished actress or anything. But do you think I care about that?

I caught her a few times on “Dancing With The Stars” but I wasn’t watching her dancing. Her body is hot and the only reason I tuned in was to watch her shake her samba.