Hey Hey! Yeah it’s the Lance Man back to groove and move you with the sexiest celebrities in their hottest bikinis. It’s been a long week and lots to catch you up with me!

Before I do that, I want to take a long hard look at these pictures of Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon looking like “Bo Derek 2011”. O…M…G….that about sums up my feelings about how totally mind blowing she looks in her pink bikini with the words “celebrating”, “famous” and “VIP” written all over it. Yes she is all of those words and more. Her tan is just mesmerizing and those long blonde braids are truly captivating. It’s always such a pleasure Karissa. Now all you need is your own reality TV show with just you.

As for me, my relationship with Gail is under “construction”. Oh, yeah, I know just last week we were running through tulips but this past weekend she gave me an ultimatum and the Lance Man doesn’t do well with ultimatums. I like being single and hanging out with her but she wants to get really serious…like married serious…so I told her we needed to put a “halt” on things. Even though she wines and dines me, I’m still my own man. Anyways, we’ll see how it goes. Oh, btw Barbie and Bambi say “Hi”. They came by my place over the weekend with my best friend, Tony Fish, and we had a bbq and all is well. We’re friends.

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Hey Hey Hey!!!! Yeah yeah it’s the Lance Man back from an awesome weekend!!! It was great but of course drama unfolds where ever I’m at. Of course, I’ll give you the hot details below.

So let’s start this super hot week off with some blazing pictures of Playboy Playmate twin Karissa Shannon. She’s my favorite out of the twins. Her sister Kristina is cute too but there’s just something about Karissa that makes my heart skip a beat. She’s looking mighty fine in a black and white polka dot bikini that really compliments her figure. But, surely, anything she wears compliments her figure. We never see Karissa in anything but a bikini on the beach and I’d like to see her do something on TV, maybe act. I doubt she can because with looks like that, you can’t have it all. But I’d still like to see her run along the beach in slow-mo. 🙂

Well, as you all know, I’m in this sorta relationship with my mom’s friend Gail. This past weekend we went out to the Florida Keys. She has a beautiful home down there so we relaxed and mostly sat by the pool and got waited on hand and foot. I love the attention but I can tell that she’s really getting serious about me. I enjoy being a boy-toy and am just fresh out of a relationship with Barbie and Bambi (who still call). I plan on changing my phone number because the more that I think about them, I would like to distance myself. My best friend Tony Fish wanted to come and hang out with me at the Keys but after what he did with Barbie and Bambi, I’m keeping him at a distance too because I know Tony will jump all over Gail and I kind of want her to myself. Anyways, I want to take things slow but Gail thinks we should tell my mom. I have to think this over because she’s a sweet lady and I don’t want to lead her on because she’s really been nice to me. Of course, I’ll keep you all informed on what happens.

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Hey Hey Hey!!! It’s the Lance Man back to amaze you with the hottest pics of celebs is sexy bikinis!!! Let’s start with these cool pictures of Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon looking extra hot in a lime green neon bikini at the beach.

She’s a twin but in my opinion, I do think she’s the cuter one. Those pictures that Jenny Bikini posted of her in the gallery below were so awesome that I thought I’d keep the party going on with this luscious looking beauty. Yeah, she’s super fine but my girlfriends Barbie and Bambi look kinda like her but are much cuter me. Don’t get me wrong, if Karissa wanted to date me, I’d have a hard time telling her no but I do love my girls.

Things are quiet around my place ever since we introduced Bambi and Barbie’s sister Brittany to my friend Tony Fish. Looks like they’ve hit it off. The only problem is that Tony Fish says that the only problem with Brittany is that she has really bad breath. Knockout looks with breath that smells like an 100 yr old used coffin isn’t cool. He said that she likes to kiss but he’s not really feeling her. I begged him to hang in there because if this relationship fails, she’s going to start back on me again. I can’t take it. We need a plan. I’ll keep you guys posted.

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Isn’t Karissa Shannon just lovely? Out of all of the Playboy Playmates, she’s like one of my favorites because she doesn’t go around flaunting her good looks. I can hardly tell her a part from her twin sister Kristina but I do think Karissa is prettier, in my opinion. I’d really like to see her get into some TV acting. She’s young and beautiful so why not capitalize on it. If I looked like her, I’d do everything I could to make some money to build a nice nest egg for myself. So I’m gonna keep my fingers crossed for you Karissa.

Well it’s time for me to turn things back over to Mr. Lance Butts. He’s very popular around the office and sometimes I wish my life was as exciting as it. Although sometimes his life gets a little bit too exciting if you get my drift. Anyways, be good to yourselves and I will miss you sooooo much!!!! I love you all…Smooches!! JB

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Hey look at how scrappy Karissa Shannon looks in this torn up swimsuit compared to the last photos we featured her in. Previously she looked hot in a red, white and blue bikini that had her breaking necks on the beach.

This time she shoes up in a homeless looking bikini that’s torn all up in the front and back in a very tacky manner. She doesn’t look as sexy as she did before, just desperate.

Her body still looks hot in the scrappy swimsuit though I must admit. She still has a knock-out body but hopefully she’ll do better in the bikini department next time. Not a good look.

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Well lookie here, it’s Playboy Model and Playmate and half of a twin – Karissa Shannon looking quite lovely and showing her patriotism for her country. I have to admit that I’m smitten with this young beauty. She’s 20 years old and that’s such a precious age to be. Her sister Kristina looks just like her so having both of them, I know made Mr. Heffner one of the happinest men on earth.

What I wouldn’t give for just 5 minutes along with her and that’s not because I’m a minute man but because that’s all I need to make her mine. I’ll throw on the Lance Man charm and she won’t resist me because I’ll have her under my spell. NO woman can resist my charms.

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