Shauna Sand hasn’t given up her obsession for ridiculously high heels. She put her clear-topped platforms to test while strutting along the beach in Miami on Sunday in a barely there blue bikini that was showing some definite side boob action. Shauna is almost as famous for her unforgettable heels as she is for being a Playboy Playmate. We love showcasing pictures of her anytime and this time she’s looking extra stunning in an all blue bikini which, naturally, brings out her blonde highlights and lovely “assets”. The guys in our office go crazy for Shauna every time.

It’s always a happy day when we can enjoy Shauna Sand in a sexy bikini. Her facial expression isn’t particularly happy spotting the paparazzi taking snaps of her. It’s ok Shauna, let me give you a massage to make it better. She loves animal print swimwear and is showing off her wavy curves in a leopard print triangle top string bikini. All I can say is “Wow”. Thanks Shauna!

Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for me to hand you over to Miss Jenny Bikini. All she ever talks about around the office is her wedding. I wish it were over already. I heard she’s going to invite me and my buddies and I’m really thankful. You meet the hottest babes at weddings and most of them are single and searching for a man. I’m not trying to get a girlfriend, I’m looking for a woman to take care of me. So I guess I’ll have to be nice to her until after the wedding. I can do that. Ok, take care of yourselves and remember to never bring home any strays (even from weddings). PEACE!

Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah it’s the Lance Man ready to move and groove you with AWESOME pictures of your favorite celebs in blazing hot bikinis!! Oh I’m liking this new one week me and one week Jenny situation. Me and my buddies, Vinnie Lasagne, Pauly Meathead and Tony Fish have been rocking and rolling with these new babes that we met in a club in California. I like Cali but the babes are super skinny. I like women with a little meat on their bones and practically all the girls out there are very slender. What’s the deal? Anyways, Tony brought home a stray and she’s talking about moving to Florida to be with him. See Tony, I told you so. Ok, more about that later.

Right now I want to blow your mind with these current pictures of plastic surgery queen Shauna Sand. One thing about Shauna is that I give her credit when it comes to her implants and botox. She hasn’t gone overboard with it although I can see that maybe in about 10 years, Shauna may become a younger Joan Rivers but with bigger implants. Right now she’s smoking hot and always looks great in a bikini. I like it especially when she walks along the sand in 10 inch heels. She’s talented.

Always a delight and causing a stir on Celebrity Bikini Gossip is the very stunning Shauna Sand. In these photos, Shauna is sporting a bright white string bikini with cute chains that compliment her bodacious assets. One thing that I really admire about Shauna is that she’s always trying to improve her body which is something all women should do to keep themselves looking fresh and confident. I admire her for that. Keep up the awesome work Shauna!!

Ok, my babies!! It’s time to pass this over to Mr. Lance Butts who is single and I’m not! lol. Gerald and I are going to do something very special this weekend and it’s a surprise. I love surprises and I’ll let you know what it is when I get back. Until then, take great care of yourselves and remember that Jenny Bikini loves you!!! Smooches!! Toodles!! JB

Back by popular demand is a return gallery of the beautiful Shauna Sand. Celebrity Bikini Gossip fans go wild over her pictures and it’s because she looks great in a swimsuit. In these photos, the beautiful Shauna is posing in an animal print bikini that shows off her lovely tan.

One thing that I really like about Shauna is her willingness to take pictures. She likes being the center of attention and why not. She spends lots of money to look good and she wants to show it off. You can’t blame her for that. Keep up the great work Shauna.

Ok, folks, it’s time to turn this over to the forever spunky Jenny Bikini. I want to congratulate her on getting “Employee of the Month” again. Hmmm, I wonder how she always manages to win? Anyways, it’s been fun. My life is great. I’m still dating Gail although not for long. I’ll update you guys soon. Remember to not bring home any strays! PEACE!

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Hello!! Hope that you had a wonderful weekend. The Lance Man had a great one and I’m so delighted to get back to share these awesome pics of your favorite celebs in sexy bikinis.

Let’s start the week off with some smoking pics of Shauna Sand wearing a hot green string bikini. Her tan is amazing along with a flawless figure. I have to give it up to Shauna for keeping herself in such great shape.

Hey what’s the black tattoo around her left ankle? Is that a bar code so it’s easy if she needs to return her plastic parts?

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Hello my beautiful babies!!! It’s Jenny Bikini here and I’m so happy to be back. I’ve been out in the field searching and gathering the hottest pictures of celebs in bikinis all for you!!!! We’re dedicated to providing you with the best bikini entertainment. Ok, it seems like my boss is in love with Shauna Sand so here she is in another cool gallery. I must say that I’m in awe of her body. Sure she’s had plastic surgery and she’s proud of it. Some people I know give her so much grief over her body and I think it’s because they’re jealous. I say if it makes you happy, then go with it!! Keep up the great work Shauna and my boss thinks you are the cat’s meow!! LOL!!!

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Hey Hey Hey!! It’s the Lance Man back to move and groove you with awesome pictures of sexy celebs in hot bikinis. I’m so happy to be back and out of the field. We have so many fabulous galleries of your favorite celebs in bikinis.

To start things off, here are some interesting pictures of Shauna Sand at the beach. In one of these pictures Shauna looks really relaxed like she’s had her dose this morning. She’s looking like she hasn’t a care in the world. In the other picture, Shauna is smiling like she just took a double dose. Well whatever she’s having, can I have some? Shauna you look like you are sailing high and it must be nice. She’s looking really hot in her bikinis and I’m sure her plastic surgeon is proud of his/her work.

As far as my drama problems, things are going well. After the surprise with Brittany, things were kind of wild at my house. Barbie and Bambi were out for blood but we came up with a better solution to diverting Brittany’s attention. We’ve invited her over to my house tonight along with my friend Tony Fish. Tony is a true ladies man and we’re hoping that Brittany gets smitten with his good Italian looks and muscles. He has abs like The Situation from the Jersey Shore. Hopefully that will get her off my back. I’ll keep you posted. So until then, take care of yourselves and PEACE!! Up next is the very spunky Jenny Bikini.

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Here’s another set of photos of Playmate Shauna Sand hanging out on the beach. This time she’s sporting a sexy brown and orange bikini. I like how she mixed and matched the two different colors together. That seems to be the up and coming bikini trend I keep noticing. You can basically mix and match any two colors or prints and it looks pretty good. She’s sporting cute belly button jewelry that seems to be very popular with lots of celebs. I personally don’t have one because I’m scared of needles but it looks so cute, I might have to get one.

Well it’s about time for me to finish up this week. Thanks for hanging out with us. As for Lance Butts, sure, I’ll accept your extended hand. I’m tired of thinking up insults for you but don’t take this as a moment of weakness. You’re on a probation period. Alright folks, have a great weekend and see you soon!!!

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Hey everybody check out playmate Shauna Sand hanging out on the beach in a cute leopard print pink bikini. She gets alot of bad press due to the fact that she’s had quite a few plastic surgery enhancements and I just wish people would leave her alone. It’s her body and she can do what she wants with it. The guys around the office whisper and call her all kinds of names like Cat Lady and Plastic Barbie but maybe it’s because they know they couldn’t get a date with her. I think a woman should do whatever she wants to make herself feel more confident about herself. I know some celebs go overboard with it but it’s what they see in the mirror that counts. Go Shauna!

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As always, I love picking fun at Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand and her plastic surgery upgrades. Well it looks like in these pictures that Shauna has had another cup added. I mean this woman is addicted to plastic surgery and you can see it plain for yourself. We show pictures of her every few weeks but her look is constantly changing.

She’s had more botox done to her face. Probably this time to tone it down but her face contours and lips look different from the last pictures just weeks ago that we featured here. I don’t know but this woman is going to turn out to be a plastic mess if she doesn’t tone it down. It’s a shame what the pressures of Hollywood does to a woman. I’m glad I’m an ugly dude.

Ok, folks, I’m out for the week so be cool and don’t bring home any strays by the name of Jenny Bikini. Peace!

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Hey hey hey, now that’s what I’m talking about. I don’t mind watching two babes hanging out together at the beach even if they do look like the fish Flipper. Looks like Shauna Sand decided to bring along one of her botox clone friends.

First let me say they both have banging bodies. Give me a paper bag and I’m all over it. Her friend is even more endowed than Shauna is and that’s fine by me.

They both still have fish lips though. Her friend’s lips look even more botoxy than Shauna’s. What is going on in Hollywood with the botox?

Let me say this loud and clear – “Ladies – Puff the Dragon lips aren’t sexy unless you have them naturally like Angelina Jolie or Julia Roberts. If you don’t have them, then don’t try to get them or you’ll end looking like a sea bass.

Ok, I’m out. Don’t party too hard but if you do, make sure there isn’t a video camera around. Peace!

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I’m baaaaack! The Lance Man is back in full effect. I know you missed me.

Ok, let’s start out this week with a bang. Hot and top heavy Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand romping around in her tiny leopard print bikini at the beach.

I must admit this woman has a very interesting body. You can tell her plastic surgeon really took his time and put lots of thought into her upper enhancement and it came out very nice actually. The rest of her body is slamming, except her face.

Those lips. Need I say more. The woman’s lips look like they can sail her to France. Too many botox injections. I think she and Fergie should be on a tv show called “Celebrity Botox Horror”. That’s just my opinion. The rest of her body is rocking but those lips make me laugh every time.

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Since, I’m feeling generous today, I figured I’d treat you to another set of pictures of hot babe Shauna Sands in a bikini. She can rock a bikini really well, I must admit. I love the belly button jewelry.

Like I said before, her body is to die for. All you have to do is put a nice bag over her head when you’re going out for dinner or something.

Her lips look like bass fish and that’s just something I can’t have my boys teasing or ribbing me about. I’d rather just date her in the dark.

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What’s up, it’s the Lance Man and I’m back! It’s great to be back, so let’s get this party started.

I thought I’d start of this week with something to really think about. Here’s Shauna Sand walking around looking like an advertisement AGAINST getting plastic surgery. What’s up with her face? It looks like she overdosed on the botox treatments.

Of course, I must admit that I am liking her enhancements but that’s not all I’m about. For me, it has to be the total package. Her body is smoking in the bikini but I would have to put a bag over her head if I was gonna date her.

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