Here’s another set of photos of Playmate Shauna Sand hanging out on the beach. This time she’s sporting a sexy brown and orange bikini. I like how she mixed and matched the two different colors together. That seems to be the up and coming bikini trend I keep noticing. You can basically mix and match any two colors or prints and it looks pretty good. She’s sporting cute belly button jewelry that seems to be very popular with lots of celebs. I personally don’t have one because I’m scared of needles but it looks so cute, I might have to get one.

Well it’s about time for me to finish up this week. Thanks for hanging out with us. As for Lance Butts, sure, I’ll accept your extended hand. I’m tired of thinking up insults for you but don’t take this as a moment of weakness. You’re on a probation period. Alright folks, have a great weekend and see you soon!!!

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Hey everybody check out playmate Shauna Sand hanging out on the beach in a cute leopard print pink bikini. She gets alot of bad press due to the fact that she’s had quite a few plastic surgery enhancements and I just wish people would leave her alone. It’s her body and she can do what she wants with it. The guys around the office whisper and call her all kinds of names like Cat Lady and Plastic Barbie but maybe it’s because they know they couldn’t get a date with her. I think a woman should do whatever she wants to make herself feel more confident about herself. I know some celebs go overboard with it but it’s what they see in the mirror that counts. Go Shauna!

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As always, I love picking fun at Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand and her plastic surgery upgrades. Well it looks like in these pictures that Shauna has had another cup added. I mean this woman is addicted to plastic surgery and you can see it plain for yourself. We show pictures of her every few weeks but her look is constantly changing.

She’s had more botox done to her face. Probably this time to tone it down but her face contours and lips look different from the last pictures just weeks ago that we featured here. I don’t know but this woman is going to turn out to be a plastic mess if she doesn’t tone it down. It’s a shame what the pressures of Hollywood does to a woman. I’m glad I’m an ugly dude.

Ok, folks, I’m out for the week so be cool and don’t bring home any strays by the name of Jenny Bikini. Peace!

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Hey hey hey, now that’s what I’m talking about. I don’t mind watching two babes hanging out together at the beach even if they do look like the fish Flipper. Looks like Shauna Sand decided to bring along one of her botox clone friends.

First let me say they both have banging bodies. Give me a paper bag and I’m all over it. Her friend is even more endowed than Shauna is and that’s fine by me.

They both still have fish lips though. Her friend’s lips look even more botoxy than Shauna’s. What is going on in Hollywood with the botox?

Let me say this loud and clear – “Ladies – Puff the Dragon lips aren’t sexy unless you have them naturally like Angelina Jolie or Julia Roberts. If you don’t have them, then don’t try to get them or you’ll end looking like a sea bass.

Ok, I’m out. Don’t party too hard but if you do, make sure there isn’t a video camera around. Peace!

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I’m baaaaack! The Lance Man is back in full effect. I know you missed me.

Ok, let’s start out this week with a bang. Hot and top heavy Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand romping around in her tiny leopard print bikini at the beach.

I must admit this woman has a very interesting body. You can tell her plastic surgeon really took his time and put lots of thought into her upper enhancement and it came out very nice actually. The rest of her body is slamming, except her face.

Those lips. Need I say more. The woman’s lips look like they can sail her to France. Too many botox injections. I think she and Fergie should be on a tv show called “Celebrity Botox Horror”. That’s just my opinion. The rest of her body is rocking but those lips make me laugh every time.

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Since, I’m feeling generous today, I figured I’d treat you to another set of pictures of hot babe Shauna Sands in a bikini. She can rock a bikini really well, I must admit. I love the belly button jewelry.

Like I said before, her body is to die for. All you have to do is put a nice bag over her head when you’re going out for dinner or something.

Her lips look like bass fish and that’s just something I can’t have my boys teasing or ribbing me about. I’d rather just date her in the dark.

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What’s up, it’s the Lance Man and I’m back! It’s great to be back, so let’s get this party started.

I thought I’d start of this week with something to really think about. Here’s Shauna Sand walking around looking like an advertisement AGAINST getting plastic surgery. What’s up with her face? It looks like she overdosed on the botox treatments.

Of course, I must admit that I am liking her enhancements but that’s not all I’m about. For me, it has to be the total package. Her body is smoking in the bikini but I would have to put a bag over her head if I was gonna date her.

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Shauna Sand definitely struts her stuff in that Polka Dot bikini. I can’t help but say that although she’s pretty much a barbie doll being plastic and all.. she looks good. But those tatoos of hers are horrible! I know she prob loves Hef but I think he would realize a bad tattoo when he saw one, get that thing removed already.

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