Archive for August, 2013

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 30th, 2013
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Victoria Silvstedt is known for her love of skimpy outfits and holidays in the sunshine. On Wednesday this stunning model and actress looked as though she was enjoying what she loves most whilst on holiday in Saint-Tropez. The 38-year-old Swede was spotted flaunting her curvaceous figure in a teeny tiny string bikini that barely covered her ample curves. The buxom blonde wore a multi-coloured patterned bikini with a darker bikini top with hues of purple, brown and orange and a lighter bikini bottom with hues of cream, pink and blue. The halter-neck bikini had tiny spaghetti straps which tied around her neck on top and used to tie around her hips for the bottoms. Silver pearls hanging across the string of her bikini top accentuated the model’s deep cleavage whilst the matching silver pearl detail hung prettily from the string on her bikini bottoms. Double wow!

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who loves to “wow” everyone with her photos!! Well I like to “wow” people too!! This weekend the boys, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are hanging out at my place for some rest and relaxation. We’re going to watch some dude flix and drink beer and sleep late and eat pizza!! Love pizza!! So whatever you decide to do this weekend, just make sure it’s nothing that we would do because sometimes we’re known for trouble but you have to admit, we’ve been good lately. So until next time,,,,,,no strays and PEACE!!

Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 29th, 2013
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She’s declared she’s happier than ever since tying the knot with husband Jay Rutland in a lavish multi-million pound ceremony on the French Riviera in June. Tamara Ecclestone displayed a newfound confidence since becoming a married woman as she strutted her stuff in a sexy swimwear shoot in central London on Monday. Putting her killer honeymoon tan and curvaceous figure on display in a daring cutout monokini by Agent Provocateur, the 29-year-old socialite proudly paraded her bikini body as she posed up a storm on a rooftop in Soho for celebrity photographer Alan Strutt. Wow!

Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, August 28th, 2013
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Not shy at all about revealing her flawless bikini body is American actress Charlize Theron giving us a sexy reveal. She looks very slim in a mix matched yellow string bikini top and grey bikini bottoms while out and about with her son poolside. Of course, she must show us “Hollywood” by accessorizing with dark sunglasses. They all do that! Charlize maintains her figure and shape by eating healthy foods and toting around her son which keeps her energetic and on her toes. I’ve been a fan of hers for years and think she’s peachy keen.

Lara Bingle Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 27th, 2013
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The expressions on Lara Bingle’s face looks like in one photo that she’s been bitten by a sand crab and in the other photo, she’s striking a seductive pose. Which is it going to be Lara? Although, anyways she does look quite appealing in a bright blue bikini. She’s just designed her own swimsuit range and it looks like there was only one model Lara Bingle wanted to showcase the line, herself. The Australian model and TV personality was pictured shooting her campaign on a beach in North-East Oz. She accessorised her ‘Lara Bingle For Cotton Body’ swimsuits with some pieces of jewellery from By Charlotte. Very lovely.

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Monday, August 26th, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes, it’s the most fantastical, whimsical, totally hot and handsome Mr. Lance Man back from a delicious cruise to St. Croix Islands with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. Did we meet and bring home strays?? Well we didn’t exactly bring them home but we did bring them back to our cabins. What happened there – a gentleman never reveals – but since we’re not gentleman – lol – we basically just talked. We’re old fashioned dudes and respect women so we had a good time just getting to know Caroline, Jazmine, Stacie and Wilemina. All nice girls! Must do again very soon. Totally relaxing and rewarding for a hard working guy like myself. If you haven’t been on a cruise lately, I suggest you go asap!

Alright, let’s pick up where Mrs. Jenny Bikini left off with more pictures of Victoria Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio. This time she’s wearing a lovely brown tight fitting bikini while out and about beachside with friends and family. She’s one of my favorite VS Angels because she looks flawless all of the time. Keep it up Allie (my affection pet name for her).

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 23rd, 2013
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Playing a game of beach paddle ball with her beau (he’s there but not pictured) is Victoria Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio. The 32-year-old model put her incredible Victoria’s Secret body on display in a zebra-striped halter bikini. The Brazilian beauty covered her make-up free face with heart-shaped shades and accessorized with hoop earrings and several bracelets. I love the way she accessorizes!!

Ok, my lovely Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s time to gently pass you over to Mr. Lance Butts and his crazy crew of buddies who never leave his side. I don’t know how my boss allows it but they make him laugh and buy him lunch so that’s probably why. I’m going to miss you all terribly but remember that I’m happy with my hubby and I want that for you too. So until we meet again, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!!! Please take good care of yourself. SMOOCHES!! TOODLES!!!

Luisa Zissman Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 22nd, 2013
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Apprentice runner-up Luisa Zissman wears a gold tasseled bikini as she treats herself to a sunshine break. She spent weeks cooped up in Sir Alan Sugar’s boardroom as she tried her best to become his next apprentice. So it’s no surprise that Luisa Zissman felt the need to treat herself to a much needed holiday in the sun in Spain this weekend. Proving that she’s certainly no wallflower, the businesswoman was spotted laying by the pool in a skimpy gold bikini complete with tassels.

Courtney Stodden Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, August 21st, 2013
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Courtney Stodden performed cart wheels, jumps and splits on the beach in a skimpy lavender floral print bikini and floppy beach hat. She spent all her hard-earned money on surgery to increase the size of her already curvacious breasts. It seems Courtney Stodden needs to shell out a few more dollars – and buy herself a bigger bikini. The 18-year-old nearly fell out of her tiny top as she decided to do a series of cart wheels on the beach. Courtney’s scanty bathing suit was shaded by a floppy straw hat festooned with tiny flowers as she strolled along the shore barefoot, her famously high platform heels disgarded somewhere on the sand. Courtney was accompanied by her middle-aged husband Doug Hutchison, 53, and father Alex Stodden, 49, but they were mere background props compared to her spirited personality.

Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 20th, 2013
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Mom and actress Charlize Theron looks perfect in a bright red bikini while hanging with her son, Jackson, in a cabana. She just celebrated her 38th birthday and she looks awesome. Mommy life is very good to her. I wish her the best and looking forward to her next movie.

I really wish her the best happiness in the world. I hope that my hubby Gerald and I can become happy parents one day. We’ve thought about adopting but I want to try to have them first. Wish us luck!

Brandi Glanville Bikini Pictures

Monday, August 19th, 2013
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Hello my most delightful Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s Jenny Bikini back from a delightful weekend with my hubby Gerald and I feel so energized. I wonder why??? lol…. Anyways, just wanted to let you know that married life is wonderful and I’m always happy. I recommend it highly.

Alright, let’s get started with some awesome pictures of Brandi Glanville sporting a blue and white lace bikini beachside. She has the body of a woman half her age.

Brandi Glanville made sure to put her incredibly slim figure on full display in a barely-there lace bikini as she hit the beach in Los Angeles, on Wednesday.

But less than two days later the 40-year-old was tweeting that she has to ‘take steroids’ – although the attention grabbing message had nothing to do with her already fabulous physique. Her smile lets us know that it must be great to be her.

Pamela Anderson Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 16th, 2013
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Showing the younger generation that she still has it going strong is former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson hanging out beachside. Pamela looked incredible in a pink two-piece, which left little to the imagination. She appeared to be wearing no makeup for her swim and scraped her blonde hair back into a simple bun. Always sporting those pearly whites, Pamela looked like she was having so much fun underneath the sun and that’s what we like to see.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you softly over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini. She’s always bragging about the special things that her hubby does for her and I’m happy for her but every day? I would think he would save it up for special events. He’s a nice guy. I’m nice but I like girls to take care of me. So if you know of any hot cougars, let me know. My buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are headed out on a five-day cruise to a tropical island to see what the girls are like over there. Well, of course they are beautiful and I think I wouldn’t mind bringing home a stray or two but maybe the mom or grandmom because older women entice me. So until next time, take care of yourself and PEACE!!!

Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 15th, 2013
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Joanna Krupa was celebrating the return of Real Housewives Of Miami early with an impromptu bikini shoot. The 34-year-old newlywed turned up the heat with a few sexy poses next to a pool wearing nothing more than a skimpy string bikini, and as the collaborator of Hapari Swimswear, the Polish-born beauty was, of course, wearing a spendid creation that featured a two-tone top of coral and lime green matched with coral bottoms. Joanna was tanned a deep golden that blended well with her long gold-spun locks that she wore loosely curled over her shoulders. She toyed with the ends of her hair as she gave the photographer a few of her best sultry looks.

Farrah Abraham Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, August 14th, 2013
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Most of us mere mortals cringe when summer rolls around and we’re not quite in tip-top bikini shape. But that doesn’t appear to be an issue for Farrah Abraham, who seems more comfortable in a skimpy two-piece black bikini than regular clothing these days. Taking to the beach in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, the 22-year-old looked happy and carefree as she took part in a fun photo shoot. Her fun loving attitude and care free spirit is what shines on this slender beauty. Every where she goes the cameras follow and get ready for brand new and exciting things from her.

Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 13th, 2013
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Showing off top supermodel curves is blonde beauty Doutzen Kroes. Even Angels need a holiday once in a while! Doutzen Kroes shows off her toned bikini body in skimpy bandeau two-piece on family break in Ibiza. She’s one of the world’s most successful models, with a coveted role as a Victoria’s Secret Angel and designers positively queuing up to dress her.
Doutzen Kroes proved that even Angels need a break from time-to-time as she kicked back on a relaxing holiday to Ibiza, Spain, with her family on Monday. Spending a day at the beach alongside her husband, Dutch DJ Sunnery James, and their two-year-old son Phyllon Joy Gorre, the 28-year-old supermodel showed off her envy-inducing physique in a skimpy bandeau two-piece. Family life must be nice.

Claudia Romani Bikini Pictures

Monday, August 12th, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yeah, it’s the fabulous Lance Man back from a relaxing weekend just hanging out at my man cave with buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. Yeah, we watched a bunch of dude flix and drank so much beer that I think I may need to join a gym. Nah, I’m perfect. Ok, so no strays this weekend but maybe next weekend so keep your eyes and ears open. Vinnie met some groupie girl who follows him around whenever we go to the beach and he said she’s cute but I think she looks more like a dude and he should double check her out when he gets a chance. I’m serious.

Alright, starting off this week are hot pictures of Claudia Romani sporting wavy curves. The 31-year-old lived up to the fashion standards of her model lifestyle, wearing a black bikini that no doubt turned heads all day. She must’ve caught the gaze of many a beachgoer while strolling on the beach, as her outfit did a great job of showing off her tanned glistening skin. Wow, such a bright white smile. I wonder what brand of toothpaste she uses. I love a pretty smile.