Hey peeps!! It’s your favorite celebrity reporter Mr. Lance Butts (aka: The Lance Man) back to rock and roll with the hottest photos of really fine celebrities in their sexiest bikinis. Jenny Bikini is right, my drama filled life has returned and I’ll give you all of the juicy details below. I really thought things were looking up. Anyways…
It’s no secret that Jenny McCarthy is a MILF that I’d really like to get with. She’s super hot! I think that Jim Carey was a total fool for letting her go. Take some crazy pills dude, do something to keep her! But his loss is our gain, right fellas?? She’s still single and I can’t believe it. Believe me, if I didn’t have my twin girlfriends Barbie and Bambi in my life, Ms. McCarthy would get a phone call from me.
Hey Jenny, I’m like your #1 fan so anytime you feel you need a shoulder to cry on. I’m here for you!!! Damn she’s so hot!
Now, I’m going to keep this short and simple because the more I think about my latest situation, I get super mad. It seems like Barbie (my girlfriend) is pregnant. Hold on! I’m not the daddy! How do I know? Well my momma didn’t raise a fool so I practice safe sex and wear condoms at all times. Sure condoms can break but it hasn’t happened. So basically Barbie cheated on me and guess who I think it was with? My best friend Tony Fish. Tony admitted it to me but Barbie is denying it. What a mess huh? I feel like going on the Jerry Springer show. So we’re all dealing with this latest issue. I can forgive her but I can’t forget. I’ll keep you guys posted on the latest development. Drama follows me everywhere!