 Shaniqua Williams Managing Editor |
 Jenny Bikini Bikini-babe-at-large |
 Lance Butts Celebrity Whore |
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Gracing the pages of Celebrity Bikini Gossip again is the very beautiful Elisandra Tomacheski, this time wearing a lovely warm toned string bikini that really brings out her hair color. I wonder if that’s natural? Hmmmm…lol My boss is totally smitten with her too so I guess this week are the models that my bosses like week! Her skin is flawless and almost looks photoshopped but it’s not. Must be nice!!
See, I told you that you would see more pictures of the very beautiful Irina Shayk and that’s because my boss adores her. In these pictures, Irina looks stunning in a pink spiced bikini that shows off her tanned, lean figure. I love the way that she accessorized with those beautiful bracelets and those really comfy looking sandals. I’d really like to have that ring that she’s wearing too. Oh she’s so lucky to model such beautiful clothes!!
Another obsession of my bosses is the very cute Elisandra Tomacheski. This is her first gallery on Celebrity Bikini Gossip but surely not her last. I’m totally and completely loving her pink and purple floral print string bikini. She’s gracious enough to give us a front and back view which my boss can’t stop talking about. You can look forward to more pictures of Elisandra wearing sexy bikinis on Celebrity Bikini Gossip, guaranteed!!
Hello my most wonderful, spectacular, delightful Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! I’ve missed you terribly!! It’s me, Jenny Bikini, your favorite celebrity reporter here to wow you awesome pictures of your favorite stars in sexy bikinis!! I hope that you had a nice weekend! Did you catch the Oscars? Oh my how beautiful those dresses were. I’d give anything to own just one couture dress!! lol
Alright my precious babies, I was given strict instructions from my boss to post up pictures of the very beautiful Irina Shayk posing in a burgundy bikini with a jean jacket. My boss is totally smitten with her so expect to see much more of her this week. I will have to agree that she is very stunning and it looks like she could wear a paper bag and still look gorgeous!!
Back by highly popular demand are more photos of model Irina Shayk wearing sexy bikinis but this time she’s sporting double the fun in two different oufits. The bikini on the left is a darling blue, pink and purple bandeau bikini that shows off her seductively tanned body. What a pose!! The bikini on the right showcases her lovely svelte figure in a pink and blue polka dot halter top bikini that is totally mind blowing. All of the fellas in our office are totally smitten with her and you can see why!! I wonder who she’s dating…hmmmm
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini. She’s a really cute and cuddly character in the office and she’s not half bad. I have to thank her for inviting me to her wedding because my contact list almost doubled with numbers of hot babes. Anyways, my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are headed to the hills to experience some Buckwild life!! Wish us luck and of course, NEVER bring home any strays!! PEACE!!
Bethenny Frankel is a hot cougar and a rich one too. She’s made a name for herself with all sorts of products and selling of herself on TV. That’s my kind of woman. In these pics, Bethenny looks rather delightful in a black bikini. Poor Bethenny is having problems with her love life but I can help her with that. All she needs to do is call the Lance Man and I’ll make all of her dreams come true.
Totally tantalizing and tempting is supermodel Irina Shayk striking a memorable pose in a photo shoot. I must say that she looks stunning in a very pink and blue lace bikini. It almost looks like lingerie but even more sexier. I think that she’s becoming one of my newest crushes. Irina Shayk has the appeal and looks to become anything that she wants to be. She’s very beautiful.
Still looking hot as ever is actress Nicole Kidman. I don’t care if she’s married to Keith Urban, she’s still the hottest MILF around. Nicole is very modest about her appearance and looks very smart in a white bikini coverup. She’s splashing around in the ocean with the most delightful smile on her face. I’m a big fan of Nicole because her movies are always good. She never comes out with a flop. I just hope we can see more of her in sexy hot bikinis to come and I’m sure we will.
Hey Hey Hey!!!! Oh yeah, you know it’s me the most wonderful, spectacular, terrific and fabulous Mr. Lance Man back from a wonderful weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I love my buddies!! Have you caught the MTV show “Buckwild”? That’s our favorite show and we plan on renting a cabin in the West Virginia hills this coming weekend to sample some country living. I love getting wild with my buddies so if you happen to live in those parts of the woods, come on by and hang out with us!!
Alright, starting off the week just right is beautiful Tamara Ecclestone looking totally hot in a like an almost sheer-knit grey bikini. Wow! What a figure on her. I’m loving her all over body tan that that bright smile. She’s cougar material and just my type. Hey Tamara, if you’re looking for a hot young guy to escort you around, just look me up. I don’t care if you’re married or have a boyfriend, I’m just looking for a rich sugar momma!
Back by popular demand is the totally stunning Victoria Silvstedt! This time we catch her strolling around wearing a super bold and bright peach bikini that really gives you a wonderful profile view of her generous assets (that’s what my hubby calls them..lol). Her long blonde hair is blowing in the wind like she’s on a photo shoot but she’s not. She’s just hanging out on the beach like she normally does. So this is for all of the guys that can appreciate “generous assets”! lol
Alright, I adore you all and times flies by so fast whenever we’re together. I hope that you had a Happy Valentines yesterday. I did. My hubby was gracious enough to treat me to a beautiful night time picnic at the beach and it was so wonderful. He had everything all set up with flowers and a small band. I had no idea and I was crying practically the entire time because I’m so lucky to have a guy like him. If you are waiting for your Mr. Right, girls, keep waiting, he will come and it’s well worth the wait!! Ok, until next time, remember that JENNY BIKINI LOVES YOU!!! TOODLES!!! SMOOCHES!!!
Happy Valentines Day!! Wishing all of my wonderful Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies a wonderful day and I hope that you get super spoiled today!!!
Now, enjoying a relaxing beverage and communicating on her trusty cellie is tall and tanned Victoria Silvstedt. The guys in our office go nuts over her pictures and I can see why. Victoria looks very stunning in a two-piece blue bikini that compliments her obvious assets. She’s always hanging out at the beach and normally you can see her walking around in 10 inch heels but not today. Right now she’s lounging around and taking in some sun that keeps her always perfect tan just right.
Wearing a very genuine black bandeau bikini top and bottom is dark haired beauty Olivia Palermo. Olivia stays in shape with walks along the beach and staying active. Her hair is soaking wet which means she just came out of the ocean which is also the best way to get in some exercise. Olivia has an exotic look about her which makes her very popular around our office. Great going Olivia!
Showing her ex boyfriend Simon Cowell exactly what he’s missing is the very pretty Mezhgan Hussainy looking darling in a tanned and tempting in a blue bikini. It’s amazing how you can become famous just by being the girlfriend of someone famous. I like the name Mezhgan, it’s very unique. I really like her bikini and the way that it compliments her curvaceous figure. I’m glad she’s not pencil stick thin just to please her man. Your loss Simon!
Hello my most precious Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s your favorite celebrity bikini reporter – Mrs. Jenny Bikin – and I’ve missed you terribly. This past weekend my hubby, Gerald, treated me to a fabulous trip to Walt Disney in Orlando, Florida. He said that he has an even bigger surprise for Valentine’s Day and I’m so excited. I wish and hope that you all find the kind of love that I have with my husband.
Alright, let’s start out with some really cool pictures of Kimora Lee Simmons enjoying a refreshing beverage while sporting a beautiful two-piece bikini. I admire her because she’s a business woman and a mom. It’s very rare that you see photos of her without her children and that’s why I really look up to her. Keep up the great work Kimora and you look fabulous.
First time on Celebrity Bikini Gossip is the daughter of American actor Clint Eastwood, Francesca Eastwood. She’s very curvy and looks proud of it. Francesca is really filling out a black bikini just right. We don’t get to see much of Clint’s kids and it’s really nice and refreshing. I hope that we get to see much more of her. Plus it’s even more refreshing to see a Hollywood brat not obsessed with her weight and being super thin. Great going Francesca. It’s probably because her daddy has so much money, she can buy love if she wants it. lol just kidding…or am I?
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for me to jet away to Mexico and pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini. She makes sure that we say “Mrs” whenever we address her (rolling eyes). I say she got lucky. Anyways, my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are headed to Mexico because we love it. Plenty of alcohol, babes, music and it’s warmer than the mountains. We have to make up for last week’s disaster. So wish us luck and hopefully we don’t bring home too many strays. Maybe just one????? Alright I’m out PEACE!!