I love all of my Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s Jenny Bikini here your favorite celebrity reporter here with the hottest gossip about celebs in sexy bikinis. Right now the entire CBG crew (even Mr. Butts) are about and about in the field working on getting lots of new and exciting pictures for you to enjoy. Right now let’s check out these pictures of one of our favorite New Jersians – Miss. Jwoww from hit TV reality show The Jersey Shore. Jwoww is enjoying some relaxing time at the pool and she spots the camera man and smiles for the camera. I love her so much!! She has such a wonderful personality. All of the girls on the show do. I don’t miss a show ever! I can’t wait until the new season #4 where they all go to Italy!! That will be totally exciting to see how they act over there. Will Ron and Sammi hook back up? Oh the drama!! We love you Jwoww!
Archive for February, 2011
Raise your hand if you love the Lance Man!! Raise them high!! Yeah, that’s right!! Ok, peeps, let’s get started with some frisky pictures of actress Angel Illiana Fischer. I like a girl with spunk and that’s exactly what she has.
She started modeling at 16 for runway and department stores. Her Puerto Rican/German mixture and fluency in Spanish gave her versatility and talents that she has been capitalizing on.
I think she’s a cutie pie and looks really cool in a red and white polka dot bikini. Polka dots are my favorite. To me, she’s like the new Anna Nicole Smith, right? I think we are going to hear a lot from this wild babe.
Alright, it’s time for me to pass the reigns over to the lovely Jenny Bikini. My drama situation hasn’t really changed much. Although I’m back on good terms with Barbie and Bambi, Brittany is stalking me. Barbie and Bambi are threatening to do crazy things to their little sister but I won’t let them. It’s just a crush and I think it will run it’s course. I’m an old man to her and maybe she’s just infatuated with an older guy that her sisters are dating. We’ll see….ok….don’t get too drunk and bring home any strays like I always seem to do…PEACE!!
The Lance Man is in the building!!! I know you missed me!!! We’re having the time of our lives talking about hot celebrities in sexy bikinis and today we’re showcasing the beautiful Jennifer Ellison.
Who is Jennifer Ellison? Well she’s an English actress, glamour model, television personality, dancer and singer. Ellison is perhaps best known for playing Emily Shadwick in the television soap opera Brookside until 2003 and has recently made appearances in many different television shows, and as Meg Giry in the 2004 film adaptation of The Phantom of the Opera. That’s what Wiki says….I say…SHE’S JUST HOT!
You won’t see her much in American TV but who cares about that. She looks like a total babe and I’d get in a plane in a moment and fly over to England to be with her…that’s if I didn’t have Barbie and Bambi. I have to put that in or they’ll attack me when I get home.
Welcome to Celebrity Bikini Gossip Jennifer!! We’re watching you…..especially me.
Hey Hey Hey!! It’s the Lance Man back to wow you with awesome pics of the hottest celebrities in the sexiest bikinis in the world!!!!
Let’s get this jamboree started with some SUPER HOT pics of Anna Kournikova. Dudes, I had the biggest crush on her when she first came out. All I talked about was Anna this and Anna that. My friends became so tired of me talking about Anna. So it’s really nice to see her out and about and looking FABULOUS in a white bikini.
I’m an Anna fanatic and I’m surprised to see that she hasn’t been already featured on Celebrity Bikini Gossip. So I guess this is also a welcome for Anna. See, I told you that we are striving to bring you the hottest celebrities in hottest bikinis! This is what we do!
Hey Anna, if you’re reading this, I want you to know that I’m your #1 fan and I love you!
Hellloooooo! I love you my wonderful CBG babies!!! It’s Jenny Bikini here to introduce to you a new addition to our family. It’s the lovely English actress Michelle Keegan who currently plays Tina McIntyre in the soap opera Coronation Street. She’s very popular and we wanted to spread the love and give her some exposure over here in the US. She’s very beautiful and I love her darling pink bikini. Looks like she takes great care of her body and I’m so jealous!! But in a good way!! Welcome Michelle and we are looking forward to many more pictures of you in sexy bikinis in the near future.
Oh darn! Time goes by so fast when I’m sharing celebrity bikini gossip with all of you. Oh well…take care of yourselves and remember that I love you all!! Here’s a big hug (xxxxxxx) to keep you nice and warm although Spring is here and the new bikini fashions for the Summer are coming out. I can’t wait!! Love you!! Toodles!! JB!!
Hi my wonderful babies!! It’s Jenny Bikini here and I wanted to post a gallery of one of my favorite actresses, Tara Reid. I love her so much!! Everyone is always giving her a hard time about her weight and that fact that she’s not really working but I say we all can’t have it all…all of the time. Sometimes you need to take a break and just live your life and spend your money and that’s what Tara is doing. I think she looks great. I hope to see much more of her in the future. Let’s keep our fingers crossed so that maybe Tara will become a guest star on one of those criminal shows or maybe even her own TV show so we can see her every week instead of just once in a while in a movie. We are all behind you 100% Tara and looking forward to your return. You look awesome!
Hellooooo my lovely babies!!! I’m so happy to be back! My name is Jenny Bikini and I love all of my Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies. I miss you all so much when I’m away. Well let’s get started with these awesome pictures of American fashion model and actress Brooklyn Decker. Brooklyn is mostly known as being on the cover of Sports Illustrated magazine for their swimsuit edition. Although lately Brooklyn’s acting career is taking off. She’s currently starring in a comedy with Adam Sandler called “Just Go With It”. She’s getting rave reviews and that’s awesome. I haven’t seen the movie yet but I really want to see it just to see Brooklyn’s performance. Keep up the great work Brooklyn.
Hey it’s the Lance Man back with more pictures of the lovely Jenny McCarthy. I just love this woman so much, I had to bring her back. There is no reason for this woman to be single for more than an hour. I like her more and more every time that I see her on TV. Hey Jenny, if you read this, I just want you to know that I’m your biggest fan and if I didn’t have my twin girlfriends Barbie and Bambi, I’d work to make you my woman. I don’t care about the money or anything, I just want you! Mr. Carey doesn’t know what he just let go and even if he begs to come back, don’t let him because he should have never let you go in the first place. You are a queen!
Ok, now that I’ve just begged Jenny McCarthy to be with me, I’ll probably be in some trouble with Barbie and Bambi but it will only add to the new batch of drama that dropped into my lap this morning. Apparently Brittany, Barbie and Bambi’s younger sister called them and told them both that she was in love with me and that she was going to do her best to take me away from them. So far I’ve received over 100 text messages from Barbie and Bambi and I’m not going to answer them. I’ll probably call up my friend Tony Fish and spend the night over his house to avoid this drama! It’s a good thing it’s the weekend so Barbie and Bambi if you’re reading this…I’m gone for the weekend. Don’t call or text me anymore because I’m throwing my phone away. I love you readers and I’ll see you next week! Hopefully by that time I will have slithered out of this mess like I have the other messes. You gotta laugh!! lol Up next is the beautiful Jenny Bikini! See how delirious I am. PEACE!!!!!
Hey peeps! It’s the Lance Man back with some hot pics of Jenny McCarthy. Now this is one MILF that is super hot. Jim Carey you are a total fool for letting this woman slip through your fingers. Look at her body! She’s totally awesome and has the personality to match. I believe that the break up was probably because of Jim’s crazy psychosis and inabilities to love this woman like she needs to be loved. She’s funny, bright, compassionate and has a cute kid. What’s wrong with you dude? There is no reason you shouldn’t have tried to work it out. Now he’s all alone and still crazy and she’s single but not for long because if any dude knows what’s good for him, he’ll snap her up real quick. If I didn’t have Barbie and Bambi, Jenny would be mine. Oh yeah!
Heyyyyyyyy! I’m so happy!!!! Why? Because I made it through Barbie and Bambi’s sister visiting for the weekend and I didn’t get in trouble for making a pass her. You guys just don’t know! Yes, it’s the Lance Man back and energized! I’m so proud of myself for not falling prey to my girlfriend’s sister. She tried her best to flirt with me but I had to ignore her. I’m so glad she didn’t try too hard..lol…I almost broke but I didn’t want Barbie and Bambi upset with me. So congratulate me!!
Ok, let’s get down to business with these awesome pictures of English recording artist, talk show host, and actress – Lily Allen. She’s looking extra delicious in a purple bikini but something is very different. Normally she’s a brunette but her hair is dyed totally blonde. Hmmm…I like the blonde look but her brunette look makes her appear more mysterious.
Here she is at Eden Roc in France, while in town for the 61st Annual Cannes Film Festival. Looking good Lily.
I’m so happy!!!!!!
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Remember the ABC tv show “The Bachelor Pad”, well here’s the winner of that show Natalie Getz. I love her. She played a good game and was true to her partner. Natalie was the party girl. She was one of the first one’s to take her top off and run around having all sorts of fun. Watching her every week on the show was so much fun. I guess right now what she’s up to is spending some of that money and I can’t blame her. Let’s hope we see more of her on TV because she’s really cute and fun.
Well the time has come for my most UN-favorite time. It’s when we part. (I feel like crying). I want to tell all of my Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies that I love you and I will miss you these next few days. I always have so much fun with you guys and gals. Be good to yourselves and I now pass it over to Mr. Lance Butts. The most eligible non-bachelor on the planet. lol…Take it away Lance…TOODLES!!! JB
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Hey you awesome celebrity bikini lovers!! It’s Jenny Bikini with more pics of the very lovely Cheryl Burke. I just love her! This time she’s romping around in a super hot red bikini. Looks like she’s having so much fun romping around at the beach in the ocean. She is so good looking and really knows how to take a wonderful picture. I get awe struck just like you because I’m a big fan of many of the celebs featured here just like you. I wonder if my boss knows her. He knows everybody. I’m going to ask him to see if he’s ever met her. Keep up the great work Cheryl and can’t wait to see you next season on DWTS.
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Hello my wonderful babies!!!! I’ve missed you so much! I just want to give you all big hugs right now. Time goes by so slow when I’m away from you! It’s your favorite celebrity gossip reporter Jenny Bikini back to talk about hot celebs in sexy bikinis! I wanted to start out with a few pictures of my favorite dance trainer Cheryl Burke. She’s one of the dancing trainers on the hit tv show Dancing With The Stars. I love Cheryl because she’s a winner. I like the way she interacts with her celebrity contestant and it doesn’t hurt that she’s super hot. In these photos, Cheryl is wearing an absolutely beautiful Aztec inspirted bikini that really shows off her excellent shape. All of those hours of sweating and stretching sure do pay off. I wish I had her body but hey, I can dream. lol
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Hey beautiful peeps!! It’s the Lance Man here to rock your world with these blazing hot pictures of Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Marisa Miller.
As you all know, I love supermodels and I’d like to welcome her to our family. This is Marisa’s first appearance on Celebrity Bikini Gossip and we are so happy to have her appear for our wonderful readers.
From an early age she loved surfing. She says “I feel my absolute best—physically, mentally and spiritually—when I’m surfing every day.” I’d love to go surfing with her – that’s if I could surf but I’m sure she’d be the perfect teacher and I wouldn’t mind her rescuing me from those big waves.
Well dudes, it’s been an awesome week and I’ve been a good boy. I’ve been the perfect gentlemen and haven’t even made a pass at Barbie and Bambie’s younger sister Brittany. Oh boy, it’s hard and I want you to know the sacrifices that I make to stay true. She’s still staying over for the weekend and we’re all going to a bikini party. I hope I can make it through. Until then take care of yourselves and welcome the cute and spunky Miss Jenny Bikini to the floor. PEACE!!!
Hey dudes and dudettes, it’s the Lance Man back for another round of hot celebs in sexy bikinis.
Back by popular demand is another awesome gallery of supermodel Adriana Limi. This time my future wife (don’t I wish) is wearing a super sexy leopard print bikini at a photo shoot she’s doing in the ocean.
I her real boyfriend is the luckiest guy in the world. All I can basically stand to do is sit back in my chair at work and stare at her on my computer screen.
Don’t get me wrong, I love Barbie and Bambi but Adriana is like a Goddess! Anyways, since I love you guys so much, I wanted to treat you to more of this lovely divine beauty. Enjoy!