 Shaniqua Williams Managing Editor |
 Jenny Bikini Bikini-babe-at-large |
 Lance Butts Celebrity Whore |
 Brian Just Brian. |
It’s been a while but we are always pleased to showcase pictures of singing songbird Alicia Keys on Celebrity Bikini Gossip. She’s a doting mom now and looks totally fabulous in a floral print two-piece bikini. It looks like Alicia is enjoying some fun walking around in the ocean waves and she works so hard, she surely deserves it. Keep up the awesome work and always looking forward to hearing your new body of work.
Hello my most dearest Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s me Mrs. Jenny Bikini back from a wonderful weekend with my hubby Gerald. We always manage to do the most romantic things and this weekend we went on a Safari at a local amusement park and it was so sweet. We were able to pet some of the animals and he protected and held me so tight! Ladies that’s what you want in a man!
Alright, let’s start this week of with a little bit of scandal by way of teen mom Farrah Abraham looking stunning in a black bikini. She’s hardly a teen anymore (21 yrs old) but that’s what they refer to her since she was on that reality TV show for teen moms. Farrah looks like she’s holding up rather well since that sex tape information came out and it looks like she doesn’t mind releasing it, but wants to get paid a hefty amount. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.
Singer Rita Ora looks casual as she hung out poolside wearing a black halter bikini top and black string bikini bottoms. She paired her look with a black baseball cap and dark sunglasses, of course. I like her music but think that she is a combination of JLO, Nicki Minaj and Jessie J wrapped up all in one but aren’t they all these days.
Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for me and my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead head back to the states. I’ve been stuck in Mexico since last week and have been working in my hotel room because these girls are stalking us bad. We have to stick up for ourselves and be real men!! No more Mexico for a while. We need to find a place where the girls aren’t desperate and they’re older and richer. Ok, until next time, remember don’t be like us and slip home and bring home strays!! PEACE!!
Gracing the pages of Celebrity Bikini Gossip for the first pages is daughter of the King of Rock Elvis Presly – Ms. Lisa Marie Presley. I call her Ms. because she’s been married so many time, I deem that appropriate for her. Lisa has recently last a lot of weight as you can see by the caving in of her stomach while she wears a really cute blue bandeau bikini top and pink and blue skirt. She’s looking like a hot cougar MILF and you know that’s exactly what I like. Lisa call me. Love the reflector sunglasses. That’s totally Hollywood.
It looks like Kristin Cavallari’s post-baby fitness regime has paid off. Just eight months after giving birth, the former star of The Hills was ready to show off her toned body as she soaked up the sun during a relaxing break in Mexico. The 26-year-old star didn’t have an inch to pinch as she parade her taut physique in two different bikinis on Sunday while hanging . the one I like the best is the blueish floral print one which she’s wearing with her hair pulled back in a bun along with a sexy pair of glasses. Kristin is a fashionista for sure.
Jessica Alba looks better every time we see her prancing around in a bikini. This time she looks pretty stunning in a purple bandeau bikini top and a wacky 1970’s purple string bikini bottom. Of course she has accessorized it with the classic movie-star sunglasses as they all do. We love Jessica Alba around here and it’s always a pleasure to see her wearing something that compliments her super flat abs and slender figure.
Hey Hey Hey oh yes, it’s your favorite Mr. Lance Man back from a wild and wacky weekend in Mexico with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I have some bad news to report. It looks like Tony Fish and Vinnie Lasagne brought home strays!!! No No No!! They seemed to pick up these two senioritas who wouldn’t stop stalking us and following us around the next day. See what I mean. They even said they were going to find out where we lived in Florida and come and live with us and kill any wives that we already had. Well I don’t have a wife and I just played like I was gay although that hardly worked. Oh man what are we going to do!!
Anyways, to cheer the guys up, I’m posting some pictures of their favorite crazy housewife on TV Eva Longoria wearing a delightful pink bikini while walking along the beach. Eva was happy to let it all hang out as she relaxed on the beach wearing a neon orange bikini and was clearly keen to make the most of her short trip to Puerto Rico. She relaxed on a sunlounger, swam in the sea, and took a stroll along the picture perfect white sands. The actress, whose show Desperate Housewives was cancelled last year, took plenty of time to slather herself in tanning oil, paying particular attention to her legs as she reclined in the sun. Very nice.
Nicole Richie has a fabulous beach body – and now we know why. The 31-year-old mother-of-two was spotted on a jog in the warm sands of St Barts in a form-revealing outfit on Saturday. The former reality television star has spent the last week holidaying with her pal and fellow yummy mummy Jessica Alba in the Caribbean paradise. While lightly jogging on the shoreline Nicole wore cut-off denim shorts that showed off her toned legs. So that’s how she keeps her body in tip top shape, by power walking. I think that’s what I’ll take up this weekend for my birthday!
Yes, that’s right, my birthday is this Saturday, April 13th and I suspect that my hubbie Gerald is going to surprise me with something wonderful and I will let you all know. I’m so happy to be married to him and this is my first birthday after our wedding which was on my mother’s birthday last year December 12th. Life is so wonderful and I know my mom is looking down on me with joy! Ok, my babies, until next time, remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Toodles!! Smooches!!!
Her latest album is said to be inspired by her affair with her now husband Eddie Cibrian. But that didn’t keep LeAnn Rimes from looking angelic in a white bikini as she enjoyed a sunny day off in South Beach, Florida on Sunday. The country singer is currently in the southern Florida city as she takes a break between shows on her nationwide tour.
Not one to miss a moment in the sun, LeAnn tweeted her excitement to chill on the shore. We love you LeAnn!!!
She became famous for her incredible bikini body in the 2005 underwater action movie Into The Blue. And eight years – and two children – later, Jessica Alba has slipped back into a similar sky blue swimsuit while on holiday in St. Barts, in the French West Indies. She proved that she still has the same amazing figure, despite giving birth to two kids in the interim. The 31-year-old flaunted her perfectly toned body as she took a dip in the warm Caribbean ocean on Thursday with her husband Cash Warren. Awesome!!!!
Wow, the guys and my boss are going crazy over Jennifer Nicole Lee. She’s a former fatty – now – fitness guru who has reshaped her body completely. I’m very proud of her because she is setting a great example for women today. She is a fitness fanatic so it’s no surprise she was adamant about maintaining her fantastic physique even as she lazed by the pool. Jennifer Nicole Lee avoided refreshing but sweet ice lollies as she lapped up the sun on Thursday, instead choosing to snack on fruit. The 37-year-old showed exactly why she has an enviable figure to flash she devoured some attention from onlookers as well as well as the healthy contents of her lunchbox. Great!!!
Hello my very special Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! It’s Mrs. Jenny Bikini back from a refreshing weekend with my hubby Gerald. I love my husband so much and I wish everyone in the world could experience this kind of love and tenderness from their spouse. Being married is the best!!
Ok, my lovelies, I want to start off this week with some really fashionable pictures of up and coming Hollywood starlet Rumer Willis wearing a black bikini top, a shimmering silver mini-skirt paired with a sheer black drape over her shoulders. Now that’s what I call pure fashion. Keep up the great work Willis and so happy to see that she’s keeping her life together and out of the tabloids.
She was introduced to MTV reality show The Hills back in 2007 as Spencer Pratt’s irrational sister. And while Stephanie Pratt may have toned down her behaviour since then, she still has a wild side. The 26-year-old wore an animal print bandeau bikini while enjoying an Easter vacation in Hawaii. Great going!! Hope to see much more of this stunning beauty in the future.
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you back over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini and if you don’t address her as “Mrs” in the office, she shreks at the top of her lungs. Wow!! Alright, I think my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are going down to Mexico. It’s still too cold and we need to heat things up and Mexico is the place to be!!! We love the Senoritas!! So until I get back and give you the go-ahead, never bring home any strays!!! PEACE!!!
Still sporting the pixie short haircut is actress and rocker Miley Cyrus hanging out with a refreshing beverage and sunglasses. She’s wearing a really cute pink and green bandeau bikini that shows off her slender figure. One thing that I commend her about is the fact that she doesn’t freak out about her weight all of the time. She goes to the gym and eats healthy and that’s it. It’s really that simple.
Kelly Bensimon’s abs are always rock hard. It’s like she does crunches with boulders on top of her stomach. I don’t even have abs that rock hard. How does she do that? Kelly looks amazing in a stunning white bikini that brings out her full body tan. With her hair flying through the wind and that bright white smile, you have to admit that she’s one of the hottest cougars around. Call me!!