Bikini Pictures

Happy Valentine’s Day and to celebrate, we’re posing awesome pictures of hot MTV veejay Maria Menounos in a marvelous bikini. I’ve had a crush on her for years. She still looks like she did when she first started out which is basically naturally beautiful. In these photos she’s standing next to Mario Lopez (lucky guy) on his TV show “Extra” and making an announcement in a super lovely red, white and blue sparkling bikini. What I like best about Maria is that she doesn’t look like she’s had a bunch of botox or work done on her face. You can’t tell at all. Good for her!!

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to the prim and proper Jenny Bikini who goes around the office singing about how much she’s in love. Must be nice! Ok, until see meet again, be good and don’t do anything that me and my buddies would do. Most of all “Don’t bring home any strays!”…PEACE!

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Oh wow here is my favorite crush Maria Menounos walking along the beach in a fabulous blue bikini. Isn’t she wonderful. She’s stunning and always looks like the first time I saws her on MTV. She seems to alawys carry a great smile on her face which is so uplifting. She’s the kind of girl that I’d like to hang out with in person although others may disagree with that.

Anyways, it’s time to rest up for this crazy holiday New Year weekend so I’ll just stay at home with Tony and Vinnie and rent our favorite movies (Scarface, The Goodfellas and The Hangover I and II if we can get it!) So until then, party hard but don’t bring home any strays!

Back again by my request is the beautiful Maria Menounos. As I reported in her previous gallery, I used to have the biggest crush on her and still do. She’s always been one of my favorite MTV veejays. In these pictures, she’s flashing that beautiful smile that gives me chills all over.

I think Maria would be an awesome actress to star in some sort of horror movie or maybe even a love story. Her stunning good looks and natural grace is sure to sell tickets. You’re still by biggest crush Maria!!

Oh, good folks, it’s time for the Lance Man to head out and pass the buck over to the cute and cuddly Jenny Bikini. I plan on spending some more time this week with Gail and will give you guys an update when I get back next week. Barbie and Bambi are still calling me but I’ve moved on. I’ll send a baby shower gift only because Tony Fish is my friend. In the meantime, don’t do anything I would do! PEACE!!

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Oh hey check out MTV Veejay Maria Menounos hanging out at the beach in a sexy black bikini. Oh boy, I used to have the worst crush on her years ago when she first started out on MTV. One thing though, I could only pronounce her name if I heard her say it. Whenever I looked at her name on the screen, I couldn’t pronounce it. Damn she’s still hot and looks really good. I catch her on MTV whenever I can. Why do celebrities always wear their dark sunglasses when they go to the beach? That’s something I’ve always wanted to know. When I go to the beach, I might wear my sunglasses but I take them off when I get into the water. Oh well, maybe it’s a star thing…

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