Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah!! It’s the Lance Man back from a very restful holiday weekend. No Black Friday shopping for me, although a few of my ex-girlfriends did bring over a few gifts. (wink wink). Let’s get this party started right now!!

It’s always a delight to show pictures of my favorite pop princess (she’ll always be my princess even when she hits 40!), Miss Britney Spears. She’s looking extra trim in a yellow bikini. One thing that I love about Brit Brit is that she loves wearing bikinis and doesn’t mind it when we take pictures because we love her!! Keep up the great work Britney and, of course, I’ll be in attendance at your Femme Fatale Tour!

Always delightful and looking extra sexy is the Madonna of the 2000’s, Ms. Britney Spears. She looks extra hot in a bikini bikini and white cap. She’s hanging out with a female who’s probably her trainer by the looks of the abs on the fit and trim lady. We love you Brit!!

Ok, it’s time for the Lance Man to turn this over to the very spunky Jenny Bikini who keeps talking about her new boyfriend Gerald. Sure, we’re all happy for her but it’s not the 2nd coming. You don’t hear me talking about my female babes all of the time. Anyways….do anything that I would do and remember to never bring home any strays!!! PEACE!!

She’s toxic! Here’s my favorite poplet hanging out in a super sexy pink bikini. Yes, it’s Britney Spears.

I can’t believe that Britney’s face isn’t plastered all over the tabloids right now. She must really enjoy her celebrity bashing break. I like Brit Brit and am so glad to see that’s she’s doing well. Keep up the great work Brit!

Well folks, it’s time for the Lance Man to bid you farewell for a few days. Up next is the very spunky Jenny Bikini. I don’t see how she can remain cheerful and friendly ALL OF THE TIME. One day she’s gonna snap. I just know it. lol Until we see each other again, take care of yourselves and do anything I would do! PEACE! Barbie and Bambi here I come. I couldn’t stay away from them. I’m just gonna let nature take it’s course. lol

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Hey all you celebrities in bikinis lovers out there!!! It’s the Lance Man back from a crazy weekend in L.A. and it was wild and crazy. I don’t think I’m allowed back into the city but it was fun while it lasted. I broke a few ordinances and pissed off a few celebs but that’s what I do.

But anyways….I’m back to get back to gossiping about hot celebs!

Here’s my favorite Britney Spears hanging out on the balcony of her hotel room looking super tanned in a blue and pink striped bikini.

Oh Britney is smoking a cigarette. Now that’s bad for a singer and she should know better and that’s why she’s not respected in the industry because any true singer would not be caught smoking a cigarette. She’s known for lip synching and this picture is really going to do some damage but oh well.

Brit give up the cigarettes and start singing at your concerts if you want some respect. Looking hot isn’t good enough these days.

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Hey, it’s the Lance Man back again with some more pics of super pop star Britney Spears. In these photos she’s walking around in a sexy pink bikini top, cut off blue jean shorts and a hot purple purse. Oh and those hot sunglasses of course. I bet she has about 1,000 pair of the most expensive sunglasses you’d ever want to see.

I wish I could get a close up shot of her necklace. It looks really nice and i wonder if it’s costume, antique or just plain expensive. There also goes her cute belly button jewelry. All the girls are sporting that and I’m so happy for it.

Brits skin either looks wet or oiled up, I can’t really tell. Her hair looks wet too but maybe she’s just having an oil day. I could talk about her all day long. Yes, I’m a fan. Not a fanatic but one of her admirers.

One thing that’s sad is she might have another 5 years because Britney’s premise and stardom is that she’s a teen pop star and we still see her as that. When she becomes 35-40 yrs old, she’ll have to transition and re-invent herself and I wonder if she can do that. Madonna did but we never saw her as a teen star, she was always just a star. These next 5-10 yrs will be very interesting to see how Brit’s career continues, if it does. Who knows who will come out in that time and that person just may blow her out of the water. Stay tuned!

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I’m so toxic!!! Yup, it’s the Lance Man back from another wonderful weekend in Miami. It’s the place to be. Although next week I’m hanging with my producer friend, Gino, in Los Angeles. He’s taking me to the hottest clubs and I can’t wait!

So let’s get down to business and gossip about hot celebrities in sexy bikinis. I’m back with pictures of our favorite pop star Britney Spears. I love this girl. In these pictures, Britney is rocking a super hot blue string bikini that’s fitting her perfectly, of course. I like her cute belly button jewelry, it’s so adorable.

Looks like Brit has a cool refreshing drink in her hand and is sporting some really dapper sunglasses to shield her beautiful eyes from the flashing paparazzi lights.

I’m a fan of Brits because she’s a survivor. The press has torn her up and spit her out and she’s still here, she’s a survivor. Not too many singers are still around 1 year later let alone 10 years later and counting. You have to give her some credit.

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It’s the Lance Man here and back by popular demand with more pics of pop starlet Britney Spears. This time we have her walking along the beach hand and in hand with her agent/boyfriend Jason Trawick. Everyone is talking about how old he is and why is she walking around with a viagra candidate.

All I can say is after all of the drama she’s gone through with her back up dancers is maybe she’s ready for a relationship with an older guy who may treat her differently. She is getting older and dating an older guy would make her feel younger. You can’t blame a girl for doing that.

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Hello Celebrity Bikini Gossip world, it’s the Lance Man back to rock your world! Yeah, it was another hot Las Vegas weekend with lots of girls and plenty of champagne. I honestly can’t remember what went on, all I know is that I didn’t end up in jail like Paris Hilton.

Ok, let’s get started with pictures of our favorite toxic girl Britney Spears. Looks like she’s hanging out with all of her bodyguards wearing a very sexy yellow bikini.

Britney looks so sad and lonely. It’s no fun hanging out with your body guards. She needs her girlfriends around laughing and giggling and looking at the boys.

No matter what anyone says, I’m still a Britney fan. I don’t like go to her concerts but I do watch her videos. She’s been in the game for about 10 years now and it’s not easy. She could have easily flopped out. So for that she deserves another Celebrity Bikini Gossip spot tomorrow. Go Brit!

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Well what can I say it’s Britney.. she has lost weight gained weight, nothing spectacular about this bod. She is an average size right now. Her bottom, looks pretty saggy not to mention who knows what on her bikini bottoms. I think we all would like to see the fabulously well known body of the once known all so popular Britney from 11 years ago. I know, yes people it’s been a long time. Come back to us Britt!

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