Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yes, it’s the most fantastic Mr. Lance Man back from an awesome weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. What a ball we had! Things started out kind of boring but we ended up going to a hotel in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida and little did we know that the babes out there were smoking hot. We stumbled up some sort of Tiki Bar and I can hardly remember anything past that point. I do remember meeting a lovely older woman by the name of Joyce. She had a long mane of white hair which was lovely and of course she was like in her late 50’s which is just my style. Nothing became anything of it because she was just too stunning and I felt like a little dummie hanging around her and her distinguished friends. That’s why I love older women because they intimidate me with their confidence. Young girls are too insecure and that’s a turn off. So remember that ladies when looking for a man. Show him that you love yourself no matter what and he will follow you around like a puppy! Hmm…I’m going to hang on to Joyce’s phone# though.

Ok, dudes and dudettes it’s time to start off this week with a super hot MILF who recently hooked up with a Hollywood “bad boy” or “old boy”..lol. It’s Charlize Theron who looks stunning in a black one-piece swimsuit out and about on a sports water boat. She adopted a kid and takes him everywhere. It’s a package deal with her and that’s cool. So Mr. Sean Penn will have to take her and him and so far he’s baby proofing his home and plans are that Charlize is going to move in. Now that’s a big move and I’m keeping my eyes and ears wide open for this Hollywood disaster in the making. Once the egos come out, it’s a wrap. But let’s just see how long before all that happens. Right now they are in the true lovey dovey stage…isn’t that cute. Wow, she really knows how to handle that boat ride, huh!

She began her career as a model, and judging by her appearance in Hawaii, Charlize Theron still possesses a figure which would be the envy of many a budding style maven. The 38-year-old sizzled in a striped bikini top and black bottoms as she hit the beach on Monday. However, the teeny two-piece appeared to need some adjusting with the actress spotted moving the halterneck into place on several occasions during the afternoon. According to some reports, the star is holidaying with actor Sean Penn and is residing in his beach front property during the trip.

Not shy at all about revealing her flawless bikini body is American actress Charlize Theron giving us a sexy reveal. She looks very slim in a mix matched yellow string bikini top and grey bikini bottoms while out and about with her son poolside. Of course, she must show us “Hollywood” by accessorizing with dark sunglasses. They all do that! Charlize maintains her figure and shape by eating healthy foods and toting around her son which keeps her energetic and on her toes. I’ve been a fan of hers for years and think she’s peachy keen.

Mom and actress Charlize Theron looks perfect in a bright red bikini while hanging with her son, Jackson, in a cabana. She just celebrated her 38th birthday and she looks awesome. Mommy life is very good to her. I wish her the best and looking forward to her next movie.

I really wish her the best happiness in the world. I hope that my hubby Gerald and I can become happy parents one day. We’ve thought about adopting but I want to try to have them first. Wish us luck!

Check out Charlize Theron hanging out under a waterfall in Belize. At 34 years old, she looks great with a very tight body.

Ever since seeing the movie “Monster”, I’ve been a big fan of hers. Before that movie, I just thought she was another dumb blonde hollywood actress but she showed such great depth in that movie, it gave me chills and I actually believed she was that serial killer lady.

I’m glad she never got implants and keeps it real. Her body is perfect just the way it is. Keep up the great work Charlize.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin