Archive for August, 2010

Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010
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It’s the Lance Man here and back by popular demand with more pics of pop starlet Britney Spears. This time we have her walking along the beach hand and in hand with her agent/boyfriend Jason Trawick. Everyone is talking about how old he is and why is she walking around with a viagra candidate.

All I can say is after all of the drama she’s gone through with her back up dancers is maybe she’s ready for a relationship with an older guy who may treat her differently. She is getting older and dating an older guy would make her feel younger. You can’t blame a girl for doing that.

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

Monday, August 30th, 2010
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Hello Celebrity Bikini Gossip world, it’s the Lance Man back to rock your world! Yeah, it was another hot Las Vegas weekend with lots of girls and plenty of champagne. I honestly can’t remember what went on, all I know is that I didn’t end up in jail like Paris Hilton.

Ok, let’s get started with pictures of our favorite toxic girl Britney Spears. Looks like she’s hanging out with all of her bodyguards wearing a very sexy yellow bikini.

Britney looks so sad and lonely. It’s no fun hanging out with your body guards. She needs her girlfriends around laughing and giggling and looking at the boys.

No matter what anyone says, I’m still a Britney fan. I don’t like go to her concerts but I do watch her videos. She’s been in the game for about 10 years now and it’s not easy. She could have easily flopped out. So for that she deserves another Celebrity Bikini Gossip spot tomorrow. Go Brit!

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Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 27th, 2010
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Here’s another set of photos of Playmate Shauna Sand hanging out on the beach. This time she’s sporting a sexy brown and orange bikini. I like how she mixed and matched the two different colors together. That seems to be the up and coming bikini trend I keep noticing. You can basically mix and match any two colors or prints and it looks pretty good. She’s sporting cute belly button jewelry that seems to be very popular with lots of celebs. I personally don’t have one because I’m scared of needles but it looks so cute, I might have to get one.

Well it’s about time for me to finish up this week. Thanks for hanging out with us. As for Lance Butts, sure, I’ll accept your extended hand. I’m tired of thinking up insults for you but don’t take this as a moment of weakness. You’re on a probation period. Alright folks, have a great weekend and see you soon!!!

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Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 26th, 2010
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Hey everybody check out playmate Shauna Sand hanging out on the beach in a cute leopard print pink bikini. She gets alot of bad press due to the fact that she’s had quite a few plastic surgery enhancements and I just wish people would leave her alone. It’s her body and she can do what she wants with it. The guys around the office whisper and call her all kinds of names like Cat Lady and Plastic Barbie but maybe it’s because they know they couldn’t get a date with her. I think a woman should do whatever she wants to make herself feel more confident about herself. I know some celebs go overboard with it but it’s what they see in the mirror that counts. Go Shauna!

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Hilary Swank Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
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Hello all you celebrity bikini gossip lovers out there in the world!! It’s Jenny Bikini here back to delight you with the hottest celebs in skimpy bikinis!!! I love my job and it’s always a joy to hang out with you and gossip about celebs in bikinis. Today we have Oscar winning actress Hilary Swank looking quite cute in a purple bikini and brown hat. I’ve always adored and wanted her super slim body. It’s just so amazing how she manages to stay slim for all these years. She must be that type of girl who never gains weight. I love her acting and hope to see her in much much more. She’s awesome. Keep up the great work Hilary!

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Rima Fakih Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010
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America got it right when they picked Rima Fakih for the title of Miss America. She’s one of the hottest Miss America’s we’ve had in a long time. When I say hot, I mean non-fake hot. She looks like a real girl. Not some blonde bimbo who almost became a stripper but ended up being Miss America but still has a bit of a sordid past.

It’s so funny when some of these girls come out with all sorts of risque pictures after the fact. Don’t they know it’s going to come out once they’re a household name?

Anyways, she’s very beautiful and I really think that she’s going to win Miss Universe, at least she has my vote.

Ok, folks, it’s been my time and I’m off for another looong weekend. Don’t you wish you were me? If course you do. Up next is the one of the best reporters I know. I’m going to be the first to extend a friendly hand to Jenny Bikini. I’m tired of fighting with her. Let’s be best friends! Ok, I’m out. Peace!

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Karissa Shannon Bikini Pictures

Monday, August 23rd, 2010
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Hey look at how scrappy Karissa Shannon looks in this torn up swimsuit compared to the last photos we featured her in. Previously she looked hot in a red, white and blue bikini that had her breaking necks on the beach.

This time she shoes up in a homeless looking bikini that’s torn all up in the front and back in a very tacky manner. She doesn’t look as sexy as she did before, just desperate.

Her body still looks hot in the scrappy swimsuit though I must admit. She still has a knock-out body but hopefully she’ll do better in the bikini department next time. Not a good look.

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 20th, 2010
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Back to blow your minds with hot celebs in skimpy bikinis is the Lance Man!!! Hey everyone, let’s get this party started.

Ok, up first is plastic surgery addict Victoria Silvstedt looking fake as ever. I must say that her animal print bikini with the red trim does look sexy.

Victoria is the 2nd queen of plastic next to Heidi Montag who has the number one spot right now. You can see the botox oozing all over her body from top to bottom. I think if you take away the botox, she might just disappear.

I probably would date her anyways because I’m a dude and just to tell my friends that I did. Hey, can you blame me?

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Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 19th, 2010
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Hey check out British glamour model Danielle Lloyd looking hot in a rainbow colored string bikini. I really love the style of her bikini. I adore rainbow colors. She’s a very popular British celebrity personality and hopefully she’ll make her name more known over here in the states. Well it looks like my time has come to an end this week and I just want to say thanks to everyone who comes to our site every day. We appreciate your company and always look forward to sharing and gossiping about celebrities in bikinis with you. Have a great week! Up next is Lance Butts (aka: Mr. Cheap). Toodles!!

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Mena Suvari Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010
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Here’s one of my favorite actresses in the entire world Mena Suvari looking awesome in a colorful blue bikini. She’s hanging out on the beach getting some sun and showing off that super fit and trim body that I would love to have. She just recently became a bride and I would like to congratulate her on that. I’ve seen her hubby and he is super cute. I’m glad she’s found love and her career is just as strong as ever. I hope she has a long career for decades and decades.

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Alicia Keys Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010
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Hello Celebrity Bikini Gossip lovers, it’s Jenny Bikini here ready to enjoy gossiping about hot celebs in bikinis!! I hope you’re having a great week so far, I know I am. I’m very delighted to see that Grammy Winning artist Alicia Keys looks very healthy with her new baby bump. I wish her and her fiance the best of luck. We’re all very excited to know what the sex of the baby is going to be in addition to what names they are considering. With a name like Alicia, I gather she is going to pick a beautiful name for her baby girl or boy. I’m so very happy for her. She looks hot in that bikini and it’s great she’s not shy about showing off her body. When a woman is pregnant, she is more beautiful than ever and she should celebrate it like Ms Keys is doing. Keep up the great work Alicia and we’re all looking forward to your new family addition.

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Ashley Greene Bikini Pictures

Monday, August 16th, 2010
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Come on everyone get happy! It’s the Lance Man back from a hot weekend in Miami with my buddies and three hot bikini models. I’ll never forget this weekend for as long as I live! That’s how hot it was. I can’t go into detail because this is a family site but if you know me, then you know what I’m talking about!!! K, let’s get started.

Here’s my favorite vampire actress Ashley Greene looking quite svelte in a green bikini. I must admit she can rock a bikini really well. Her body, I would almost say, is perfect. She has a cute face too.

I just recently saw another movie of her where she was kidnapped and held hostage and it was really good. This girl can really act. I hope to see her in more movies.

Ok, I need to get out because I’m still kinda hung over. I’m just glad it was the boys because Jenny Bikini wanted to come and that would have spoiled everything. We told her we were going to a man sensitive training class. Well it’s half true. I’m out, Peace!!!

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Sophie Turner Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 13th, 2010
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I thought we’d go out with a bang this weekend with a picture of hot aussie super model Sophie Turner.

Isn’t she looking so delicious on the beach in her sexy pink bikini. I’ll have to admit those modeling agencies knew what they were doing when they hired her for the job.

She has the perfect body and I mean perfect from top to bottom. I can tell she’s had some upper body enhancements but they look good and proportioned.

I’ve got my eye on you Miss Turner, and on that note, it’s time to sign off for the weekend. Have a great weekend every one and don’t bring home any strays named Jenny Bikini. Peace!!

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Monica Cruz Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 12th, 2010
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What’s up!! It’s the Lance Man back to rock your world!! I had a nice loooong weekend and it’s time to get back to work looking at sexy celebs in hot bikinis.

Starting off with these pictures of Monica Cruz looking so sweet and sexy in a skin tight string bikini. Who is Monica Cruz? Well this sexy lady is the sister of actress Penelope Cruz. Don’t they look alike? I think Penelope’s cuter but I can see the family resemblance. She’s a Spanish actress, dancer, and model. Most of her movies are in spanish but who cares, she’s hot.

I wonder if she and Penelope fought as sisters growing up. Sisters fighting can be so sexy, don’t you agree? Ok, let’s move on.

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Amber Rose Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010
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Hey look, here’s super model Amber Rose hanging out at the beach and wading through the water in a very sexy black string bikini. If you don’t know who she is, she’s also hip hop artist Kanye West’s girlfriend. She’s known for her short blonde hair and curvacious body. I’ve seen some of her modeling work and she’s very pretty. She’s known for being a bit flamboyant but with a super rich boyfriend and a hot career, can you blame her. Hope to see more of her, maybe on tv or in movies.

Well, our time is so short together and I’ll miss you until next time. Up next is Lance Butts who is better known as “Broke Gigolo”. Please don’t date him girls. Ok, toodles!!!

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