The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Guidice is frolicking along in the ocean having a ball. She looks really comfortable in a pink monokini and a pink cowboy hat. What’s with the hat? Does she plan on going swimming or just likes to skip along in the ocean? I saw Teresa on Celebrity Apprentice and she showed them that she wasn’t just a reality TV star. Teresa loves spending time with her family and by the smile on her face, you can tell she’s happy and that’s what we like to see!
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for me to pass you over to Miss Jenny Bikini. She’s been sad around the office lately and I hope it’s not because her boyfriend called off the wedding. That’s the rumor around the office. If that happened, that would be so sad. I’m sure she will share what happens with you because she is the kind of girl that can’t hide her emotions. Although she gets on my nerves sometimes, I do like her and hope all is well. Alright!! This weekend my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne, Pauly Meathead and I are heading out of the country to Rio! Yes Brazil. We want to see if the women over there are hot like they show on TV. I’m very excited and can’t wait to leave! I’ll give you all of the juicy details when I get back. Until that time, remember to NEVER bring home any strays!! PEACE!!