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Lisa Rinna Bikini Pictures

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010
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Hello!! It’s your favorite Celebrity Bikini Gossip reporter Jenny Bikini here to get down and dirty with the hottest gossip in town. I’m so happy to be back and let’s get started! Here’s one of my favorite actresses Lisa Rinna looking super hot in a pink bikini. Everyone gives Lisa a hard time about all of the plastic surgery and botox she’s had. You can kind of see it’s very apparent in her lips. She sort of has the Joker look going on but hey that’s ok. If she wants to make herself look more appealing then that’s her business. Her abs look rock hard and I don’t see any cellulite on her thighs at all and that’s very rare for someone her age (47). Lisa has acknowledged having plastic surgery and using botox and juvéderm; although she remains fond of botox, she has said that using juvéderm was a mistake. I don’t think she should get anymore botox on her face, it’s just distorting it at this point right now. You’re beautiful Lisa so just simple maintenance should be all you should have to do. Don’t let it get out of hand.

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Rachel Uchitel Bikini Picture

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010
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Well if it isn’t the queen of celebrity mistresses, Rachel Uchitel hanging out in a sexy bikini. It’s funny these days how people become celebs by reason of association. No one knew her until the Tiger Woods incident and now she’s like a household name and proclaimed Mistress #1.

She’s been offered tv shows, exclusive interviews and the like for committing one of the biggest no-no’s known to man, adultery. What’s this world coming to? We are so interested in knowing about this home wrecker’s life? She’s not by herself, of course it takes two but it’s just so weird how all of sudden we are very interested in the life of someone who has helped to bring pain and misery to an entire family.

Centuries ago women like that were shunned by the community. No one would even talk to her or want her around but not now, now we put them up on tv, chase them around for photographs and blog and talk about them all day long. It just strikes me funny.

Ok, anyways, it’s my time out and I want everyone to have a great week. Up next is the thorough Jenny Bikini. See how nice I can play. Peace!!

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 31st, 2010
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It’s the Lance Man here and back by popular demand with more pics of pop starlet Britney Spears. This time we have her walking along the beach hand and in hand with her agent/boyfriend Jason Trawick. Everyone is talking about how old he is and why is she walking around with a viagra candidate.

All I can say is after all of the drama she’s gone through with her back up dancers is maybe she’s ready for a relationship with an older guy who may treat her differently. She is getting older and dating an older guy would make her feel younger. You can’t blame a girl for doing that.

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

Monday, August 30th, 2010
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Hello Celebrity Bikini Gossip world, it’s the Lance Man back to rock your world! Yeah, it was another hot Las Vegas weekend with lots of girls and plenty of champagne. I honestly can’t remember what went on, all I know is that I didn’t end up in jail like Paris Hilton.

Ok, let’s get started with pictures of our favorite toxic girl Britney Spears. Looks like she’s hanging out with all of her bodyguards wearing a very sexy yellow bikini.

Britney looks so sad and lonely. It’s no fun hanging out with your body guards. She needs her girlfriends around laughing and giggling and looking at the boys.

No matter what anyone says, I’m still a Britney fan. I don’t like go to her concerts but I do watch her videos. She’s been in the game for about 10 years now and it’s not easy. She could have easily flopped out. So for that she deserves another Celebrity Bikini Gossip spot tomorrow. Go Brit!

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Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 27th, 2010
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Here’s another set of photos of Playmate Shauna Sand hanging out on the beach. This time she’s sporting a sexy brown and orange bikini. I like how she mixed and matched the two different colors together. That seems to be the up and coming bikini trend I keep noticing. You can basically mix and match any two colors or prints and it looks pretty good. She’s sporting cute belly button jewelry that seems to be very popular with lots of celebs. I personally don’t have one because I’m scared of needles but it looks so cute, I might have to get one.

Well it’s about time for me to finish up this week. Thanks for hanging out with us. As for Lance Butts, sure, I’ll accept your extended hand. I’m tired of thinking up insults for you but don’t take this as a moment of weakness. You’re on a probation period. Alright folks, have a great weekend and see you soon!!!

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Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 26th, 2010
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Hey everybody check out playmate Shauna Sand hanging out on the beach in a cute leopard print pink bikini. She gets alot of bad press due to the fact that she’s had quite a few plastic surgery enhancements and I just wish people would leave her alone. It’s her body and she can do what she wants with it. The guys around the office whisper and call her all kinds of names like Cat Lady and Plastic Barbie but maybe it’s because they know they couldn’t get a date with her. I think a woman should do whatever she wants to make herself feel more confident about herself. I know some celebs go overboard with it but it’s what they see in the mirror that counts. Go Shauna!

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Hilary Swank Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010
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Hello all you celebrity bikini gossip lovers out there in the world!! It’s Jenny Bikini here back to delight you with the hottest celebs in skimpy bikinis!!! I love my job and it’s always a joy to hang out with you and gossip about celebs in bikinis. Today we have Oscar winning actress Hilary Swank looking quite cute in a purple bikini and brown hat. I’ve always adored and wanted her super slim body. It’s just so amazing how she manages to stay slim for all these years. She must be that type of girl who never gains weight. I love her acting and hope to see her in much much more. She’s awesome. Keep up the great work Hilary!

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Rima Fakih Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 24th, 2010
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America got it right when they picked Rima Fakih for the title of Miss America. She’s one of the hottest Miss America’s we’ve had in a long time. When I say hot, I mean non-fake hot. She looks like a real girl. Not some blonde bimbo who almost became a stripper but ended up being Miss America but still has a bit of a sordid past.

It’s so funny when some of these girls come out with all sorts of risque pictures after the fact. Don’t they know it’s going to come out once they’re a household name?

Anyways, she’s very beautiful and I really think that she’s going to win Miss Universe, at least she has my vote.

Ok, folks, it’s been my time and I’m off for another looong weekend. Don’t you wish you were me? If course you do. Up next is the one of the best reporters I know. I’m going to be the first to extend a friendly hand to Jenny Bikini. I’m tired of fighting with her. Let’s be best friends! Ok, I’m out. Peace!

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Karissa Shannon Bikini Pictures

Monday, August 23rd, 2010
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Hey look at how scrappy Karissa Shannon looks in this torn up swimsuit compared to the last photos we featured her in. Previously she looked hot in a red, white and blue bikini that had her breaking necks on the beach.

This time she shoes up in a homeless looking bikini that’s torn all up in the front and back in a very tacky manner. She doesn’t look as sexy as she did before, just desperate.

Her body still looks hot in the scrappy swimsuit though I must admit. She still has a knock-out body but hopefully she’ll do better in the bikini department next time. Not a good look.

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 20th, 2010
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Back to blow your minds with hot celebs in skimpy bikinis is the Lance Man!!! Hey everyone, let’s get this party started.

Ok, up first is plastic surgery addict Victoria Silvstedt looking fake as ever. I must say that her animal print bikini with the red trim does look sexy.

Victoria is the 2nd queen of plastic next to Heidi Montag who has the number one spot right now. You can see the botox oozing all over her body from top to bottom. I think if you take away the botox, she might just disappear.

I probably would date her anyways because I’m a dude and just to tell my friends that I did. Hey, can you blame me?

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