 Shaniqua Williams Managing Editor |
 Jenny Bikini Bikini-babe-at-large |
 Lance Butts Celebrity Whore |
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Hey everbody, it’s Jenny Bikini here, your resident Bikini-Babe-At-Large. Good to be back!
I thought I’d start us off with a few pictures of Chinese-American actress Bai Ling. She’s starred in the movies “The Crow” and “Wild Wild West”.
I think she is so lovely and really knows how to rock a bikini. She’s keeping it really real. I’d really like to see her in more stuff, maybe some tv. I love her cute black and yello bikini. It has an asian look to it.
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Now here is super babe and future scream queen Audrina Patridge. I loved her in the movie “Sorority Row”. She’s all hotness and beautiful body baby.
Here she is rollerskating around showing off her tank top and cute bikini bottom. I think I’m in love.
I like her dark looks and she should really try to get more into modeling. I think she could surely be a Victoria Secret Angel if she wanted to. That’s just my opinion.
Ok, the Lance Man is out for now. Up next is Ms. Jenny Bikini who is a cool lady that can’t find a date on a Friday night. Peace.
OMG what the “bleep” is that? Tara Reid is slipping bad. I had no idea she was walking around with those thighs. You would think with all thought dough, she could afford a trainer or something.
This is going to give the Lance Man nightmares. I just can’t believe my eyes. She’s only 34 but her thighs look like you can add 20+ years to them. I’m sorry Tara but until you improve on your cellulose problem, I can’t lust over you like I did when you were starring in movies like “Urban Legend”.
You need some work done bad! Oh after seeing this picture, I want my Mommy!
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
It’s party time, the Lance Man is back!! I know you missed me. Daddy’s home.
Now here’s a cute babe. It’s American actress Katrina Bowden. She’s currently acting on the tv show “30 Rock”.
She’s only 21 so I’m going to cut her some slack although she really should look into some enhancements. With a body like hers, if she were to increase her upper region, she’d get much better roles, in my opinion. Or I just want to see her with them.
She can act from what I can see by watching the show but I’m not really paying attention to all that nonsense. She is truly rocking the bikini.
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Just to torture Lance Butts, I thought I’d post another picture of another Victoria Secret Angel. This time it’s hot model Doutzen Kroes. I know he really likes her.
She’s looking so awesome posing in a white bikini on the beach. I really love her hair color and she has the prettiest smile out of all the Victoria Secret Angels.
Well, I’m out until next week, so until then be good and don’t lend Lance Butts any money because he’ll never pay you back.
Here’s another awesome bikini photo of Victoria Secret Angel - Miranda Kerr.
Her body is just flawless and I can’t even fantasize about my body coming close to what hers looks like. It’s almost like it’s not real.
She has the perfect job being a Victoria Secret Angel because you have to have an “angelic” body and she does. I’m speechless.
Hey everybody, it’s Jenny Bikini and I’m glad to be back. I thought I’d start off with a few pictures of cute reality tv star Trista Sutter. Remember she was the Bachlorette.
It’s so amazing how she was just a regular person a while ago and now she’s famously known all over the world and she didn’t have to work years and years like other celebrities did to get known.
I love how she looks in the white bikini. She’s got rock hard abs and really nice skin tone. I wonder if she works out because she just looks naturally toned. Who am I kidding, she probably has about three trainers.
Photo Credit: Flynet
Here’s one of The Real Housewifes of New York City, Kelly Bensimon. She’s also listed on wiki as an author, jewelry designer and former editor of Elle Accessories.
With all that money, why can’t she buy herself some nice enhancements? She’s a little small up top and below for my taste but her pockets are fat which I can work with.
Ok, you guys, the Lance Man is out until Friday. I know you’ll miss me. Have a great week and here’s Jenny Bikini who I still owe $20 bucks but since she’s so nice, she’s gonna let me slide until next pay day, right Jenny?
Photo Credit: Flynet
There’s nothing more hot than a bunch of babes on the beach. Here’s English-Australian pop singer, actress and model - Sophie Monk (the one in the yellow bikini) and her bffs hanging out at the beach.
For once Ms. Monk doesn’t look like a big bowl of botox. Her face actually looks natural.
Maybe it’s me, but doesn’t one of those other girls look like one of TW’s mistresses? What am I talking about, they all do.
Bam! Enough said. The Lance man is back!
She’s a model/actress, but who really cares about that.
Man oh man! Miranda Kerr who?