Archive for October, 2010

Tila Tequila Bikini Pictures

Friday, October 29th, 2010
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Wanna be socialite, rapper, actress and some chicks girlfriend is the very popular Tila Tequila. According to TMZ, She’s currently in the news because some guy accused her of kidnapping his girlfriend. Yeah, he said she came in with guns, took his girlfriend and threatened to kill him. What they’re finding out is that the story is totally fabricated and the girl who supposedly was kidnapped, says it didn’t happen and that she’s not even that guy’s girlfriend. I’m sure more of the story will unfold, so keep your ears open.

Anyways, we like Tila and she wouldn’t have to strong arm anybody, with a body like that, you’ll go willingly. I know I would.

Good luck Tila.

Ok, it’s time for the Lance Man to jet for another long weekend with my buddie Stooge. He said he has a surprise for me this weekend and I’ll be sure to include you in on all the details when I get back. Up next is the “joyful” Jenny Bikini. Take care of yourselfs and PEACE!

Fergie Bikini Pictures

Thursday, October 28th, 2010
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Boom Boom Pow, it’s the lovely Fergie from the multi-talented singing group The Blackeyed Peas. She’s married to actor Josh Duhamel who’s raking in the bucks starring in all these new movies and I know Fergie is loving spending that money.

Fergie is super hot but I like the old Fergie before she started with the plastic surgery to her face. Her lips now look like bass fish when before they were just pouty.

However, I can appreciate her chest enhancements because she was definitely flat chested when she first came on the scene and now look at her.

I admire her because she CAN SING so I guess that gives her carte blanche on doing what she wants. Nice going Ferg.

Coco Austin Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010
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What’s up everybody! It’s the Lance Man back from my long Las Vegas weekend and boy do I have a story for you.

But first let’s gossip about Ice T’s (aka: Tracy Marrow) wife Coco (aka: Nicole Natalie Austin) . Ice T currently stars on the NBC show Law and Order: SVU. Coco is hot and they’ve been married ever since 2005.

She’s a swimsuit model and actress. Coco was even on an episode of L&O and she’s been in other low budge movies. Every guy I talk about to her thinks she’s awesome hot. Nice going Mr. T.

Ok, I wanted to let you know how my Vegas weekend went with that girl that I met on the internet. First off, NO, she didn’t look like her picture. She sent me a picture of someone who was about 5’10, blonde, a 44DD and about 120 pounds. What showed up was a 5’1, 170 pound, pock face girl with a tooth missing on the side of her mouth. She said that the picture she sent me was 5 years old. 5 years old??? So she shrunk in 5 years! Dudes, I told her that I was gay and was just experimenting with women and I couldn’t go through with it. How else was I suppose to dump her? Dudes, the Lance Man has learned his lesson. Next time, I want to see a babe’s web cam if I meet them over the internet. Damn!

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Brook Burns Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, October 26th, 2010
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Oh hey it’s American actress Brook Burns looking so cute in a pretty black and white bikini. I like the color of the trim around it. If you don’t remember who she is off hand, she starred in the tv show Baywatch from 1998-2001 as the character Jessie Owens. Now she makes cameo appearances on shows such as CSI, Melrose Place and Drop Dead Diva. I think she’s a great actress and it’s good to see that she’s still hanging in there. Hollywood is a very rough business and unless you’re very lucky, the average actress’ career only lasts about 5-10 yrs unless your Meryl Streep. LOL

Well, our time together has come to an end and it sucks. I have so much fun gossiping about celebs in bikinis with you. I love our readers and I want to personally thank you for stopping by daily to read our blog posts. Up next is your favorite partying reporter – Mr. Lance Butts. I’m anxious to hear how his weekend went. Have a great week everyone!! Toodles!!!

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

Monday, October 25th, 2010
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Omg! It’s my favorite Dancing With the Stars contestant, Audrina Patridge looking awesome in a hot pink bikini. Isn’t she so lovely? I really like her attitude too. She’s not all stuck up. She’s like a real natural person and I hope she goes far in the competition. I think she should start acting in more movies. I loved her in the horror movie Sorority Row and hope she’ll act in many more. She has that scream queen kind of face, doesn’t she? Go Audrina. I’m voting for you!!

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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures

Friday, October 22nd, 2010
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I’m baaaack!! It’s Jenny Bikini here ready to get down to some juicy gossip about sexy celebs in hot bikinis. I’m so glad to be back so let’s get started with these awesome pictures of model Candice Swanepoel in a very sexy white swimsuit. I love her hair. It kind of looks like a take on the 50’s soft and curvy style which is something I’ve always admired. She is so beautiful and although we don’t see much of her around, she’s keeping very busy with her modeling appointments. One good thing about Candice is that we don’t see her face smeared all over the tabloids. That can be so tacky for a model when all she wants to do is further her career. I hope it stays that way for her. Keep up the great work Candice.

AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Pictures

Thursday, October 21st, 2010
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Here’s the very beautiful AnnaLynne McCord looking awesome in a very colorful bikini. I’m a big fan of hers and really want to see her in move stuff. TV, movies, stage, I don’t care. What she needs is a reality tv show, yeah, that would be so cool.

The AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Show where all she does is walk around in sexy bikinis talking about nothing. I’d watch that show. See, the producers of these shows don’t really pay attention to what guys want. We could care less about drama and content, we want to see hot bodies in sexy bikinis and that’s it. Give us what we want and your ratings will soar!

Now that I’ve given out a trade secret, it’s time for the Lance Man to get on the next flight to Vegas. I’m meeting this hot chick I met on the internet and I hope that she looks like her picture. I was going to Vegas to hook up with my buddies and told her to meet me out there. Keep your fingers crossed and I hope this one doesn’t turn out to be another stalker babe. I’ll let you know what happens! Up next is the very “genuine” Jenny Bikini who loves gossiping about celebs in bikinis. So, until next time, PEACE!

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010
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Since she’s so popular, I thought I’d post more pictures of high fashion model Alessandra Ambrosio in a sexy bikini. I must say this is one hot babe that can really rock a bikini like no other. Her figure is perfect and her face is truly divine.

If her boyfriend isn’t treating her to candy, diamonds and constant love then he’s a jerk because that’s what I would do if I had her as a girlfriend. I’m really romantic like that.

I think she’s awesome and am just going to sit here and stare at her for a few.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, October 19th, 2010
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Oh boy, it’s great to be back at work where I feel so safe! Yeah that stalker chick started asking some of my friends more questions about me and I heard she went to see a wedding planner. For what? What a loon tune! That’s why I find solace in gossiping about celebs! Oh sure the Lance Man gets scared, of course. I’m not just good looking.

So, let’s get started with these awesome pictures of my favorite model Alessandra Ambrosio. She’s looking really hot in a sexy black and white polka dotted bikini. There is just something about the body on this hot and sultry babe that drives me wild. I could stare at her for hours and hours.

I don’t care if she’s high maintenance or not, I’d spend a week’s salary taking her out on a date. Then hopefully she can pay for the ones after that. LOL, just kidding.

I saw her at a party one time. She was too far across the room and surrounded by people for me to go over and talk to her but the next time I see her, I won’t hesitate to give her my card or something, just so she knows I’m alive.

Photo Credit: Fame

Serena Williams Bikini Pictures

Monday, October 18th, 2010
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Oh hey it’s tennis star Serena Williams hanging out on the beach. I think she’s such a great athlete and look at that body. She’s really hard and you can tell all those years of playing tennis keeps her in tip top shape. I like the fact that Serena and her family stay out of the tabloids and away from all that crazy drama that seems to follow other celebrities. That just means they are simple people and like to live their life simply. I admire that and her too. Keep up the great work Serena.

Well, it’s time for me to hand the ball over to your favorite reporter Mr. Lance Butt. I kind of feel sorry for him. I heard this girl was stalking him and I’m wondering what kind of girl she must be to want to stalk HIM. She must be very creepy. Ok, toodles, take care everyone and see you soon!!!

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Natasha Henstridge Bikini Pictures

Friday, October 15th, 2010
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Here’s the awesome Natasha Hendstridge. Remember her? She was the actress who starred in the sci-fi movie Species. Yeah she looks so much different now but still good. She’s currently acting in some film and tv and that’s great to know. I thought she did a great job in the movie Maximum Risk with Jean-Claude Van Damme and in John Carpenter’s – The Ghost of Mars. She’s looking awesome in black and white striped bikini. Nice abs Natasha! I think she’d be a great female action star, don’t you?

Cindy Crawford Bikini Pictures

Thursday, October 14th, 2010
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Oh boy am I happy to be back! It’s your favorite reporter Jenny Bikini back to get down and dirty with hot gossip about celebrities in bikinis!!! I hope you all have been well and missed me as much as I’ve missed you. I thought we’d start off with these awesome pictures of one of my favorite American actresses, Cindy Crawford. Doesn’t she look fabulous. She’s a true lady and all of those up and coming starlets need to take a few lessons from her. She’s already a legend. I saw her latest movie and I love it so much. She’s the kind of great actress where you don’t have to have a bunch of nonsense going on, just watching her act is pleasure enough. Don’t you agree? Go Cindy!

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Claire Danes Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, October 13th, 2010
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Hey it’s super hot American actress Claire Danes hanging out and wearing a sexy red skin tight bikini.

Boy look at those ribs, she’s extra thin but you can tell she’s not starving herself. She’s just naturally thin and there is a difference because lots of actresses are super skinny and they look emaciated. You can tell from Claire’s bone structure that she’s just a thin person.

Well it’s been great gossiping about celebs in bikinis but it’s time for me to hand the reigns over to the very capable Jenny Bikini. I’m going to lay low this weekend. After that stalker chick incident, I’m just going to take it easy for a while…well at least this weekend. Take good care of yourselves and PEACE!

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Cindy Taylor Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, October 12th, 2010
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Let’s hear it for the very sexy fashion model Cindy Taylor who looks awesome in a tight white bikini. She’s done some tv and Taylor has most recently appeared on TV in the episode “Identity”, on the USA Network series Burn Notice, as well as hosting Full Frontal Fashion for UltraHD.

I think she’s super hot and would really like to see her do more tv. She has a rocking body and it looks like in one of the pictures, there’s a guy in the pool who thinks she looks hot too. I can’t blame the dude.

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Bar Refaeli Bikini Pictures

Monday, October 11th, 2010
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Hey dudes, yeah it’s me the Lance Man, barely back from the date from hell. Oh dudes, check this out. Remember I told you I was going on a hot date with this super model chick? Well she turned out to be a psycho stalker chick from hell. Dudes, she tried to slip me something in my drink so I’d marry her, dudes….wtf? I spent the entire time trying to get away from this chick and she was hot! 5’10, 110 pounds, strawberry blonde hair and 44D breasts and a cute face too. But she was super psycho. I’m just happy she doesn’t know where I work. Ok, let’s get on with the celeb talk. Dudes, she got me scared, dudes…..

Here’s the always super hot model Bar Refaeli hanging out in a sweet pink bikini. If you don’t know who she is, she’s like a model and Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend. I bet she doesn’t call his cell phone like 50 times in 10 minutes or text him crazy notes. She’s hot too but you have to watch out for them, right?

Bar is super hot and I’m just standing by wondering how long her relationship is going to last and if it doesn’t, I’ll be happy to give her a call. I’d probably just drop Leo a line to ask him a few questions about her, just in case. You never can be too careful, I’ve learned.

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