It’s the Lance Man back for another week of great Celebrity Bikini Gossip fun.

I thought I’d start this week off with a super hot photo of Brazilian model Nicole Bahls. We featured her before on CBG and our internet fans went crazy over her photos.

Nicole has an absolute fantastic body and face to match. I don’t know if she can speak any English but I don’t care any about that. I would do anything to be able to get a date with her.

The way she’s rocking that yellow bikini is unbelievable and she looks so cute standing up on her tippy toes. I’m going to give her the LANCE MAN BIKINI PICK OF THE WEEK. I’m truly in awe of her.

Ok, dudes and dudettes, the Lance Man is out for a few days and up next is a lovely lady who is looking for Mr. Right but can’t get one because she’s always worrying about what I’m doing on a Friday night. Yes, it’s Jenny Bikini. Ok, I’m out, PEACE!

Photo Credit: Flynet

Bam! Who’s the man now Jenny Bikini? I’ve got my own Nicole Bahls Bikini Pictures. So there!

She’s the sexiest Brazilian model to hit the scene. Not only is she beautiful but I hear that she has a nice personality. Not that I really care about her personality because with a body like hers she can dog me out all she wants.

The bikini she has on in these photos makes me speechless. Literally…….

The only thing that sucks is we don’t get to see her do any American tv. If she did, then that would give me a reason to upgrade to get a dvd player so I could record whatever show she is on. She needs her own reality tv show. I’m smitten.

Who is Nicole Bahls? She is a brazilian model. She has an official website that plays some sexy music and explains everything about her in the Portugese language.

She’s really cute and looks great in a bikini. I won’t go into her enhancement because with a body like that, I’m sure she gets lots of modeling work.

Lance Butts begged me to write this article but I told him it would cost him $30 bucks. I guess he doesn’t get paid until next week. However, I did feel sorry for him, so I posted the photo on the right just for him.

Photo Credit: Flynet