Cougars rock!! My buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I love dating cougars. I’d date a cougar before I dated someone of my own age. Especially Melanie Griffith. At 54, (she will be 55 on August 9), Melanie still looks awesome in a bikini. What I like most about older women is that they’re confident about their body and aren’t complaining about every little thing. This is Melanie’s first time on CBG and I hope it’s not the last. You can tell she selects bikinis that compliment her figure. The black and white bikini and skirt is just right for her. Hey Melanie, if Antonio isn’t treating you right, just call up Mr. Lance “The Lover” Butts and we can work something out. I don’t mind if you pay for dinner. I don’t want to hinder your female liberation and independence.
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to turn you over to Miss Jenny Bikini. All she talks about is planning her wedding and frankly, I’m so tired of hearing about it already. I bet her boyfriend wants to elope so he doesn’t have to deal with all of that drama. Not sure if I’ll get an invite but if I do, I am bringing along my buddies. There are always tons of single ladies at weddings. Until next time, remember to NEVER bring home any strays!!! They’re bad news. Take care of yourselves and PEACE!!!