Flaunting her voluptuous mommie curves is pregnant Kim Kardashian. What bewilders me is that fact that she doesn’t have one stretch mark on her stomach! What is her secret. She must have some secret cream that she’s rubbing on her belly. Just look!! I hope and pray my tummy looks like her when I get preggers. Keep up the great work and congrats!!! I’m so anxious to know the sex and name of the baby!! Soon!!

Happy Black Friday! I’m so glad I’m at work and won’t have time to go out into that shopping madness today. Try not to knock too many old people over running down the aisles at Walmart.

To keep those of us who are staying clear happy are these pictures of Kim Kardashian paddling along wearing an animal print bikini. One thing I give her credit for is being able to really fill out a bikini just right. I think that Kim could wear a brown paper bag and look super sexy. Hey, I’m a dude!

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Miss Jenny Bikini and she’s so spunky and fun. I’m so full from eating so much turkey that I don’t think I need to eat for another week. Although I do like turkey, stuffing and cranberry sandwiches. To work off some of that pumpkin pie, go take down the turkey ornaments and put up those Christmas ornaments on your front lawn. Me and my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are driving down to Mexico to see what kind of spicy trouble we can get into and I will tell you all about the gory details when I get back. Until then, remember to NEVER bring home any strays but if you do, just don’t give them your real name.

Hello my most fabulous Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! It’s your favorite celebrity reporter, Jenny Bikini, here to share the hottest pictures of stars wearing sexy bikinis. I’ve missed you all so much!! My boyfriend Gerald and I had a great weekend. We went to a hotel on the beach and he told me how much he loved me and couldn’t wait to get married! I’ve waited all my life for someone to say that to me. Oh girls, I hope you meet a wonderful man like my Gerald one day.

Ok, let’s start out with some new pictures of reality TV star Kim Kardashian wearing a lovely pink pastel string bikini while walking along a beach in the early morning. The 32-year old star paraded her curves as she took a quick dip in the cool ocean waters. There are so many rumors about her getting re-married and I basically won’t believe it until I see it. I think she deserves happiness just like any other girl who is seeking for her prince charming. Good luck Kim!

Looking like she’s lost a few pounds is reality TV star Kim Kardashian wading in the ocean water. Kim is sporting her voluptuous curves in a black and orange bikini that’s beautifully designed. That’s one thing that I really admire about Kim is her bikini style. It’s always inventive and interesting. You never see her wearing a boring bikini and I can appreciate that about her. She’s been keeping much company with her beau Kanye West and it looks like love is in the air.

Is Kim Kardashian posing sexy for the camera or is that just the way she looks walking along a beach? This wasn’t a photo shoot but it just looks like Kim is always ready for when cameras are around. Rumor is that Kim is addicted to being on camera. Is that possible? I think she’s very beautiful with a hot body and is a media marketing genius. Nobody can pimp themselves out like Kim. That orange bikini she is wearing is simple yet stunning. I’m gonna keep reading about her and looking at her pictures as long as she’s around. Her life, you have to admit, is fascinating. Come on, admit it.

Wow Kim Kardashian looks awesome in a Bond Girl inspired bikini. I’m loving the deep blue tone and the white trim. If you notice in most of the Bond movies, the Bond Girls’ wear bikinis that have some sort of belt on the bottom. How does she keep her figure so fit and trim? I’ve watched her show and she eats pizza and all sorts of other goodies but you would never know it when she puts on a bikini. I give Kim lots of credit for holding her head up and keeping her business thriving throughout all of the media obsession with her and her relationships. Keep up the great work Kim and looking forward to sharing pictures of you in more sexy bikinis with your fans.

Hello my wonderful Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!!! It’s Jenny Bikini here and I’m so happy! Ok, let’s get started with some awesome pictures of the very pretty Kim Kardashian. The last time we featured pictures of her on this site, she was a single woman. Congratulations on your new marriage and cute husband, Kimmy! She’s wearing a beautiful silver bikini that fits her to a T. Her trainer is doing right by her. Keep up the great work Kimmy!

Hey everyone, it’s Jenny Bikini here and I’m so happy to be back with all of our Celebrity Bikini Gossip fans! Thanks for hanging out out us. I wanted to post more pictures of Kim Kardashian and pretty much address what Lance Butts had to say. Contrary to what you say, Mr. Butts, Kim can act. I’ve seen her act and she can do a pretty good job. Just because you can’t seem to look at what is above her chest, doesn’t make you an expert, Mr. Butts. As for her sister Kloe, it’s ok for a girl to be curvy if she wants to and I think you’re just jealous because you can’t get a Kardashian girl to date you and I know you tried but they’ve turned you down. So there. I like the Kardashians and think they all have their own special talents. Kim looks great in anything she wears. I like her fashion style and her mom is beautiful too.

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Well if it isn’t reality tv star Kim Kardashian looking lovely as always. I really think Kim has the brain capacity of a snail but her body can rock a bikini like no other.

I wonder when her 15 minutes of fame will be up because it’s not like she can really act. I saw her on that episode of CSI-NY and I laughed the entire way through. Her acting was like a bad soap opera but she looked good.

See what’s gonna happen is Kim is going to look like her mom when she gets older and if you’ve seen the mom, you’ll know what I mean. Her sister Khloe is big as a whale but claims she’s not pregnant. If I was that big, I’d lie and say I was pregnant. But that’s just me, Lance Butts.

Anyways, I have to hit the skids for now but I know you’ll miss me. As for MISS Jenny Bikini who is up next….Todd called me about your date and said he’ll pay you $50 if he doesn’t have to do it again…… PEACE!

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Here’s Kim Kardashian hanging out on a boat with one of her friends or sisters. I like Kim Kardashian. She’s making a name for herself on just her name. Her acting is horrible. She was recently on an episode of CSI-NY and it was really bad. But she does look good in a bikini. Hopefully she’s taking lessons to improve her acting skills because I would like to see her in more roles.

The lady in the background with Kim looks like she could be a relative, maybe Chloe? I don’t know because they all look so similar.

Well, I’m out for now, see you soon. Next up is Lance Butts who got knocked down when he asked the new girl in the office out on a date. I smiled that day.

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Wow she is shaped like a pear! Good thing good genes run in my family! I don’t understand why people just don’t get a suit that fits. That is so un-attractive and she is wearing Gold earrings with a bathing suit that has silver trim. She was hanging out with Kristen Cavallaire that day and if she plans on being friends with her she better drop some weight! Put your serong back on and don’t take it off. That ass scares me!!!

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