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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

Thursday, September 30th, 2010
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Hey here’s British model Kelly Brook looking awesome in a white bikini. She looks like a high fashion model in these photos. I love the silver reflection fabric on her bikini top, it’s really classy. Her bikini bottoms look really sexy too with the way they tie on the sides. Her long dark hair looks awesome blowing in the wind. Must be nice.

Ok everyone, it’s time for me to turn the reigns over to Lance Butts who has paid off everyone he’s owed money to in the office which I commend him on. So I can’t talk bad about him but I will ask him not to ask me for any more money because I had to wait 3 months for the $20 I gave him last time. Just saying. Ok everyone!!!!!! Toodles!!!!! Be good.

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Katie Price Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010
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Anyone can be a celebrity these days, just look at British celeb Katie Price. She’s a former model whose life is practically always splattered across the tabloids and celebrity magazines just because. Sort of like the Jersey Shore girls. Here she’s shopping and doing her thing in a black bikini and sheer pink cover up. She looks very thin in these pictures but I guess she has to keep her figure looking great which means starving herself. I won’t starve for anyone. I love food and will eat whatever I want, whenever I want. Being thin won’t guarantee you’ll get a man and if you do get one, he might be a jerk so let that be a lesson to all you girls out there.

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Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, September 28th, 2010
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Hey all!!!! It’s Jenny Bikini here and oh how I’ve missed you all. Let’s get started gossiping about hot celebs in sexy bikinis!!! I thought I’d start off with some photos of American movie star George Clooney’s girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis. She’s really beautiful. George needs to do good by her and settle down but they’re just dating for now. She’s Italian and an actress also. She’s currently doing some work on the tv show Leverage and from what I’ve seen, she can really act. I wish her all of the luck and especially with George. She seems to have him settling down but only they know for how long. These Hollywood relationships don’t last long but some do and we’ll just have to wait and see. Good luck!

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Vida Guerra Bikini Pictures

Monday, September 27th, 2010
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Ay, Dios mio – hola mami! It’s the very sexy Cuban-born American model, actress, and singer Vida Guerra. If you don’t know who she is you may know her from the U.S. edition of FHM magazine in December 2002 and since then she has modeled for many other men’s magazines.

Isn’t she amazing?

She’s looking extra hot in this picture of her in a wonderful half bikini. How does she get that top to stay still? That’s so fabulous, I’m in awe and very impressed.

I hope to see her in more roles but not much more clothes (wink wink). She’s totally hot!

Well it’s time for me to jet off but I’ll be back. Just taking a few days off in Mexico to hang out with this super model that can’t stop calling me. They don’t call me The Lance Man for nothing. Up next is the very “proficient” Jenny Bikini. LOL. PEACE!

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Kim Cattrall Bikini Pictures

Friday, September 24th, 2010
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Hey check out Sexy and the City star Kim Cattrall taking a walk along the beach.

I’ve talked about her with some of my buddies and most of them wouldn’t do her if she paid them. I think she’s a hot cougar. I’d do her.

Her body is ok. Of course, she’s not 20 years old but it’s not about that. It’s about good conversation and a great personality. Ok, why am I lying. I’d do her cause she’s rich. I mean she does look good when she has all that make up on but in this picture here……no comment.

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Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010
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Welcome to the terror dome!! It’s the Lance Man and I’m ready to rock your world with the hottest gossip about celebs in bikinis. I’m still a little hung over from the extra long week in Mexico with my buds, so let’s just hope the boss doesn’t catch me nodding off. I’m just kidding. Let’s get started……

Hey here’s the plastic surgery queen Heidi Montag! Actually she’s looking quite hot in this picture. She’s not looking like a hot mess like she usually does.

Heidi gets a bad rap because she’s had so many plastic surgeries. I just think that her face looks jacked up. It doesn’t look natural like it used to. It’s distorted. Her body is hot but she’s shaped like a Barbie Doll which looks like she’s sculpted. I wonder if she’ll fall apart if you took the plastic pieces out.

Anyways, she’s still famous, so go figure. Next……

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Heidi Klum Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010
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Hey it’s Heidi Klum who’s listed herself as a German/American model, actress, television host, business woman, fashion designer, television producer, artist, and occasional singer. Wow, that’s a lot. I guess she wants to make sure she covers all ground. Her husband is the popular singer Seal. For a mom of three, she looks awesome. She’s very active in charities and is a wonderful supporter of her husband. I think she’s a really ambitious and charismatic personality. Her celebrity status has grown over the years. Keep up the great work Heidi.

Ok, time sure passes quickly when you’re having fun. Have a great week every one and see you soon. Up next is the very “ambitious” Lance Butts. All this nice playing is getting kind of boring. Maybe he and I should start fighting again? Ha! Toodles!!

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Mena Suvari Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010
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I just love Mena Suvari. She’s one of the most versatile actresses in Hollywood today. She’s not afraid of taking risks with her characters and that’s the sign of a truly great actress. Even in this picture, she’s sporting an extra short hairdo that some actresses would not do. They think that their beauty lies in their hair which is a total crock. She’s kept her small shape and I just think she’s awesome. Keep up the great work Mena.

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Krista Allen Bikini Pictures

Monday, September 20th, 2010
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Hey all! It’s Jenny Bikini here and I’m ready to get down to the nitty gritty by gossiping about celebrities in hot bikinis! I’m so glad to be back and let’s get started. Here’s the lovely Krista Allen. She’s an American actress known for her work in the television series Days of Our Lives, Baywatch Hawaii, and What About Brian and in the Hollywood films Liar Liar, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Anger Management, and The Final Destination. I loved her in The Final Destination. She played the mother that put tampons in her kids ears. She didn’t survive but she did a great acting job. I think she looks awesome in the black and white bikini. She’s 39 years old but doesn’t look it at all. I hope I look that good at 39. Keep up the great work Krista and hope to see you in more movies!

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Kate Beckinsale Bikini Pictures

Friday, September 17th, 2010
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Hey check out one of the hottest actresses out! It’s Kate Beckinsale. She’s the star of the Underworld series and was in this great movie called White Out.

Now this is one actress that can act her butt off. She’s very versatile and changes her look with every role. I really enjoy every role that she plays.

She can do drama, action, comedy, basically anything. She’s very hot and a true lady. Keep up the great work Kate.

Wow! Time sure moves fast when you’re having fun. It’s time for another weekend and I think I just might stay in and get some rest but everytime that I do that, I get a phone call from someone with the most hottest offer and I can’t say no! So wish me luck on getting some rest. Coming your way next is the most elegant and very single Jenny Bikini. I think I deserve an award or something for being so nice this long. Not sure if I can keep this up. We will see. PEACE!

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Jwoww, Snooki and Angelina (Jersey Shore) Bikini Pictures

Thursday, September 16th, 2010
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Hey look it’s Jwoww, Snooki and Angelina, the girls from the MTV reality tv show, Jersey Shore.

I think all of these girls have the hottest and most rocking bodies but they’re not too smart. Just the things that they do is shocking and amazing which makes us watch the show.

They have become stone cold celebs over this reality tv show. They’re not even entertainers, they just act themselves and they’re famous.

Recently Snooki went to court and it was a media circus for a disorderly conduct charge that nobody even cares about but the press was out in full force and it was covered on many news programs. That’s how hot this show is. I guess keep up the good work because it’s keeping the sponsors rolling in with the dough.

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010
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Hey all you celebrities in bikinis lovers out there!!! It’s the Lance Man back from a crazy weekend in L.A. and it was wild and crazy. I don’t think I’m allowed back into the city but it was fun while it lasted. I broke a few ordinances and pissed off a few celebs but that’s what I do.

But anyways….I’m back to get back to gossiping about hot celebs!

Here’s my favorite Britney Spears hanging out on the balcony of her hotel room looking super tanned in a blue and pink striped bikini.

Oh Britney is smoking a cigarette. Now that’s bad for a singer and she should know better and that’s why she’s not respected in the industry because any true singer would not be caught smoking a cigarette. She’s known for lip synching and this picture is really going to do some damage but oh well.

Brit give up the cigarettes and start singing at your concerts if you want some respect. Looking hot isn’t good enough these days.

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Rihanna Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010
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I love the way you lie! That’s the hook of Rihanna’s new hit song with Eminem. She looks awesome. Did you see her on the MTV Video Music Awards? She looked absolutely awesome and sounded great. This young starlet is already a superstar and her star is climbing high and fast. I like her sense of style and fashion. Right now she is dating a baseball player and I hope she’s happy in that relationship. She deserves all of the happiness in the world. I can’t wait to see what’s in store for this great singer.

Ok well it’s my time to head out and I’m going to miss you all very much. Up next is the “likeable” Lance Butts and I say that very reluctantly. Playing nice is so hard to do. Have a great week everyone!!!

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Christina Milian Bikini Pictures

Monday, September 13th, 2010
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Hey here’s cute Christina Milian. If you don’t know who she’s is, this hottie is an American recording artist, actress, dancer and model. She’s been on many tv shows, movies and personal appearances. She’s 28 years old and is married to The Dream but currently separated. She had a baby girl named Violet Madison Nash born on 2/26/10. We haven’t seen much of her in the public eye lately but I think that she’s going to make a come back. She’s been tending to her personal life and sometimes that’s what we need to do but she’s very talented and can sing, dance and act very well so her comeback shouldn’t be a problem. Look forward to seeing you back Christina.

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Rachel Uchitel Bikini Pictures

Friday, September 10th, 2010
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I’m back! It’s your favorite celebrity reporter Jenny Bikini back to dig into some great Celebrity Bikini Gossip with you! Here’s Tiger Wood’s Mistress #1 – Rachel Uchitel – walking along the beach looking really nice in a black bikini and cute skirt. I love the skirts because it helps to cover up when you don’t feel like showing everything. You still want to enjoy the beach but don’t feel like exposing your skin to do it. I have no personal feelings towards Ms. Uchitel. I just think she participated in a situation that blew up in the media and being an adult, you should take responsiblity for your actions. She’s received a lot of tv offers and who knows, she just might star in her own tv show one day. You never know.

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