Archive for July, 2010

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Friday, July 30th, 2010
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Welcome back to another hot photo shoot of more pictures of Victoria Secret Angel and brazilian model Alessandra Ambrosio. I can’t get over how beautiful she is which is probably why she’s an angel, duh! I’d really love to see her on one of those crime or medical tv shows as a villian or a doctor even. I love her accent and she would definitely bring some spice to any show or role that she takes on. Keep up the great work Alessandra and you are one of my favorite models. I would love to meet her.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Thursday, July 29th, 2010
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Hi everyone!! It’s your rolling Celebrity Bikini Gossip reporter Jenny Bikini ready to view hot pictures of celebrities in bikinis!!!! Let’s get started with these pictures of Victoria Secret Angel and brazilian model Alessandra Ambrosio. We get so many requests for pictures of her that I thought I would see what we could dig up. She’s so beautiful and everytime I see her walk the runway, I’m just so amazed at her poised body. She’s awesome. Stay tuned for some more coming up tomorrow. I thought I’d spoil you guys with double duty since she’s a favorite on Celebrity Bikini Gossip. Enjoy!

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Jessica Hart and Ashley Hart Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, July 28th, 2010
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Wow oh wow, double your pleasure with these pictures of Jessica Hart (red bikini) and her sister Ashley Hart (multi-colored bikini) playing a friendly game of frisbee together.

As I said before Jessica Hart is super fine and this is the first time I’ve seen pictures of her sister Ashley. She’s cute too. I wonder if they fought growing up. Probably so because all sisters fight. Well they look like the best of friends in this picture.

I don’t want to start some sibling rivalry but Jessica is the better looking out of the sisters. Hope they don’t fight over that. lol

Ok, folks, it’s time for the Lance Man to dip outta here for now. Have a great week and if you happen to see Jenny Bikini, you didn’t see me. Peace!

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Jessica Hart Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010
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Hey here’s my favorite gap toothed model – Jessica Hart out and about playing around outdoors. I’d love to be a dog running around catching that frisbee. I’ll have to admit, out of most of the models in the industry, she is one of the most beautiful. It’s just something about her face.

Here she’s wearing a hot red bikini with ruffles all over it just making her look like a big piece of candy. Her body is perfect and although she’s not enhanced up top, that’s ok on some chicks. It’s not like I require all of my women to get enhancements, it’s just ok if they do. As long as they don’t look like Shauna Sands (insert nightmare here).

Keep up the great work Jessica.

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AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Pictures

Monday, July 26th, 2010
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Hey all, it’s the Lance Man back for a fun filled week of pictures of celebrities in bikinis. I know you missed me.

Ok, let’s start off with a few pics of actress AnnaLynne McCord hanging out wearing a sexy white bikini. I’m a fan of Ms. McCord and although she’s not a household name or anything, she’s still nice to look at. What she needs is a sex tape. Look at Kendra. Nobody knew who she was until her sex tape and now she has her own reality tv show about nothing. Yeah, a sex tape would probably boost her career to new heights.

Let’s hope for that…….next…

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Sophie Turner Bikini Pictures

Friday, July 23rd, 2010
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Oh check out super sweet and sexy Australian supermodel Sophie Turner walking around on the beach in a very pretty blue flowered print bikini. I love the pattern on that bikini she is wearing. It goes perfectly with her skin tone. I think Sophie’s smile is so cute and you don’t get to see her smiling often when she’s walking the catwalk so it’s nice to see her smiling here. Her star is rising and look for her to do more modeling and even some tv. I’d like to see her more, she’s really beautiful.

Well, it’s time for me to head out and I will miss you all very much. If you see Lance Butts, girls run hard and fast far away from him because he is the King of Koodies!! Bye!!!

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Brooke Burke Bikini Pictures

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010
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Wow look it’s Dancing With The Stars winner and current host Brooke Burke hanging out on the beach. She’s looking so lovely in an all white bikini that’s really showing off her beautiful all over body tan. I’m so jealous. Just look at how long and curly her hair is. Its like she has her own hairdresser right there on the beach. I’m a big fan of Brooke’s and look forward to seeing her on DWTS. I love her personality and she knows what she’s talking about when speaking to them backstage because she went through the very same thing. Go Brooke and keep up the great work.

Blake Lively Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010
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Hey everyone it’s your favorite Celebrity Bikini Gossip reporter Jenny Bikini here ready to talk about our favorite celebs in bikinis!! I’ve missed you all so very much so let’s get started. I wanted to start off with this lovely picture of American actress Blake Lively. Wow she looks so much more mature than her 22 years. If you don’t know her, she plays the role of Serena van der Woodsen on the tv show Gossip Girls and I must say I love her on the show. She’s a great actress and it looks like her career is moving up. She just grabbed the part of Carol Ferris in the new movie coming out next year called Green Lantern starring Ryan Reynolds. It’s a highly anticipated movie and how lucky for her to get a part in it. Other than that, she looks awesome in her black swimsuit. It’s sweet and sexy without revealing too much. Keep up the great work Blake and I’ll watch for you!

Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, July 20th, 2010
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As always, I love picking fun at Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand and her plastic surgery upgrades. Well it looks like in these pictures that Shauna has had another cup added. I mean this woman is addicted to plastic surgery and you can see it plain for yourself. We show pictures of her every few weeks but her look is constantly changing.

She’s had more botox done to her face. Probably this time to tone it down but her face contours and lips look different from the last pictures just weeks ago that we featured here. I don’t know but this woman is going to turn out to be a plastic mess if she doesn’t tone it down. It’s a shame what the pressures of Hollywood does to a woman. I’m glad I’m an ugly dude.

Ok, folks, I’m out for the week so be cool and don’t bring home any strays by the name of Jenny Bikini. Peace!

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Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures

Monday, July 19th, 2010
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Hey lookie here’s last year’s Dancing With The Stars loser, Joanna Krupa strutting her stuff on the runaway. I think she’s a hot babe and all but not very bright but hey with a body like that who needs brains, right.

I remember watching her on DWTS and those outfits she would wear sometimes were unbelievable. I couldn’t believe she got away with wearing them on national tv. Some of those outfits were just a couple of strings wrapped around her body. But hey you won’t catch me complaining.

Here she’s wearing a very colorful bikini that’s clinging to her in all the right places. Keep up the great work Joanna as long as it doesn’t involve thinking or speaking…..Next.

Georgia Horsely Bikini Pictures

Friday, July 16th, 2010
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Hey I’m back, yes it’s the Lance Man back to thrill you with the hottest celebrities in bikini on the net!

Let’s get this party started with hot Miss England 2007, Georgia Horsely. OMG, she’s beautiful. If this is what the girls look like over there, then I’m going to book a flight to London this weekend to see if I can look her up. She’s really beautiful and although I like women who are extremely enhanced in the upper chest region, I guess she’s ok and it’ll do for now. I really enjoy women who were white bikinis. There is just something about them that really make me smile all over if you get my drift. I also love blondes but actually I love brunette and redheads too. I like this babe and she can be my Miss England anytime. I wonder how much a flight costs?

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Lara Bingle Bikini Pictures

Thursday, July 15th, 2010
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I’m loving this beautiful multi-colored bikini on model Lara Bingle. She’s fitting it perfectly. Another great thing about her is her body looks totally natural. I don’t know if she has ever had any work done (although it’s most likely) but it doesn’t look like she has. There’s nothing really extra that’s sticking out to me and that’s a good thing for her being a model and all. I like how she’s showing her American spirit with the flag printed paddle. I’ve seen some of her work and she’s a really very beautiful model and I hope she keeps up the great work.

Well, everyone now is the time for me to say farewell for now. Up next is Lance Butts who asked me to loan him $40 so he could take this girl out to dinner. Need I say more. Lol. Have a great weekend everyone!

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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010
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Hey look, it’s beautiful model Kelly Brook hanging out on the beach and playing in the water. I love her pink bikini. It’s really fitting her extra fine. She looks cute in those Hollywood sunglasses too. I always wonder why celebs wear their sunglasses when they go into the water. I guess they don’t submerge and always want to remain ready for those paparazzi pics which is exactly what happened here. I’m a big fan of Kelly Brook and I really hope to see her more on tv and even movies. She’s really pretty.

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Geri Halliwell Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, July 13th, 2010
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Hey everbody, it’s Jenny Bikini here! I’ve missed you all so very much and am ready to share our great love of celebrities in bikinis together!! I thought I would start off with a few more pics of my favorite Spice Girl aka: Ginger Spice – aka: Geri Halliwell. She’s looking so awesome and I remember a while back she had a weight problem and they were complaining about her being to chunky in the group. Well just look at her now. She has the body of a 20 year old right now and I’m so happy for her. Geri has a great voice and I wish she would make some more great music. In these pictures, looks like she already has a gentleman admirer who wants her attention. Go Geri!

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Monday, July 12th, 2010
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Hey it’s the Lance Man back from another greet weekend! No girls or parties, just hanging out with my dog – Shooter – and watching a few movies. Ok, let’s get started.

Here’s the very plastic Victoria Silvstedt pictured hanging out on the beach as always. This woman lives for the beach. She still looks like an overstuffed, overaged Barbie doll. As a matter of fact, she looks like Barbie at 60, in my opinion. Her enhancements are horrid and her lips still looks like she could use them to swim from Florida to Hawaii, the long way around. I like a woman with a more natural look and you can even tell those are blonde extensions in her hair. Is anything on this woman real?

So, now is the time for me to say Peace Out, have a great week and up next is Jenny Bikini who is nice but a little plain. I put in the office pot for her to get a makeover but you can’t get far on $10.00. See you soon, LB.

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