Archive for September, 2013

Carrie Keagan Bikini Pictures

Monday, September 30th, 2013
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Hello my most fabulous Celebrity Bikini Gossip darlings!! I’ve missed you terribly and am so happy to share the hottest pics of the most sexy celebrities in bikinis with you always. Yes, it’s Mrs. Jenny Bikini back from a romantic weekend with my new hubby Gerald. Even though we will have been married a year in December, it still feels like it’s the first month and if you’re a newlywed then you know how that feels. But enough about me and my happy life, let’s show some bikinis!!

New to Celebrity Bikini Gossip and with her halterneck navy blue bikini top and patterned navy blue and green sarong, Carrie Keagan cut a striking figure as she hit the beach. The 33-year-old VH1 presenter was clearly having a great time relaxing on the golden Santa Monica sands. With her blonde bob loose around her face, Carrie wore her sunglasses on top of her head as she enjoyed relaxing time by the sea. Love the bold color of her sarong and it’s refreshing to see that it’s coming back in style.

Farrah Abraham Bikini Pictres

Friday, September 27th, 2013
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Now if there is one babe that I would consider dating would probably be Farrah Abraham. I know she’s not a cougar but there is something about her smile and the fact that she’s on her way to becoming stinking rich. I can see it now. Me and Farrah running along the beach. She looks rather delightful in a stars and stripes bronzed striped bikini. Her positive attitude will take her far in this business.

Alright dudes and dudettes, my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are heading out to the Trump Casinos. My friend Darlene is going to meet us out there and she’s bringing three of her friends so my buddies will have something to do besides follow us around although it’s ok by me but Darlene likes to spend time along with me. Who can blame her. So until next time, remember to never bring home any stray that you have to give money for a cab ride home to and don’t fall in love with a married woman, it’s not worth the time. Ok, PEACE!!

Roxanne Pallett Bikini Pictures

Thursday, September 26th, 2013
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Roxanne Pallett is a British actress and singer. She’s most famous for playing the role of Jo Sugden in ITV soap opera Emmerdale for 3 yrs. She looks amazing in a purple string bikini that shows off every part of her European curvaceousness. Pallett was born and brought up in Carlisle, Cumbria by her English mother and grandmother. Her maternal-grandfather was Italian, and her mother and Iranian father separated before she was born. So that’s some background information on this lovely dark haired beauty that we hope to see much more of in the future. I wonder what her tattoos says. Need to blow the picture up.

Sophie Simmons Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, September 25th, 2013
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Rock royalty has come to Celebrity Bikini Gossip in the form of Sophie Simmons, daughter of legendary KISS frontman, Gene Simmons. Wow, I remember watching Sophie on their reality TV show and she wasn’t that curvy. She sure has grown up. Last year, Sophie, 21, stepped out of the spotlight of her famous dad and into her very own during auditions for The X Factor USA. She was left heartbroken when she was eliminated from The X Factor USA last year but Sophie Tweed-Simmons looked as if she didn’t have a care in the world in Maui, Hawaii on Thursday. She looks rather delightful in a black and white striped bikini. Hope to see more.

Marcela Valladolid Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, September 24th, 2013
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Just a few weeks after she was pictured in Majorca with her former co-star Paul Hollywood, Marcela Valladolid is hitting the beach again. The TV host, 35, whose close relationship with Paul on the set of The American Baking Competition was said to have ended his marriage, was spotted soaking up the sun on Miami Beach. The Mexican-American divorcee showed off her curvy figure in a black bikini as she enjoyed a break on America’s East Coast with her son. She’s really hot and spicy. Hmmmm…but 35 is too young. She has to be near to getting SSI benefits to interest me.

Sydney Leathers Bikini Pictures

Monday, September 23rd, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, you know it’s the most efficient and effectively hot Mr. Lance Man back from a wild time in Las Vegas with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We didn’t win any money but I did meet this hot cougar named Darlene. She was drowning in diamonds and pearls so I figured she had lots of money and I’m looking for a sugar mama. We hit it off really nice and I bought her home. I don’t consider her a stray because she’s loaded and can take care of me. Is my wait over? We’ll see…stay tuned.

Ok, let’s start this week off with a newbie to Celebrity Bikini Gossip and her name is Sydney Leathers. Well she’s not a household name yet but she’s the sexting partner of Anthony Weiner. Yeah, that scandal. Sydney Leathers hits the beach in Miami wearing stars and stripes bikini to show her patriotic side and I think it’s cute. I, personally, would only give her the time of day if she was rich but that’s just me. Maybe if she wasn’t so quiet and sold her story to the tabloids, she could make some fast cash and have a chance date with me.

Tamra Barney Bikini Pictures

Friday, September 20th, 2013
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She has spoken out about having breast surgery three times and admitted she needs to wean herself off the Botox she has been getting for years. But it looks like Tamra Barney may have gone under the knife once again. The Real Housewives Of Orange County star was spotted frolicking in a bikini while on Miami Beach in Florida on Wednesday in a mix matched black bikini top and pink bikini bottom. Loving the leopard print hat.

Ok, my most wonderful darlings, it’s time to pass you over to Mr. Lance Butts. I have nothing bad to say about him although he’s always commenting on my attitude at work. I like to be happy all of the time because being depressed, depresses me. I just don’t feel the need to have a bunch of my girlfriends follow me around all day long like him. But, hey, that’s his choice. So until we meet again my precious lovelies, remember to take great care of yourself and remember that JENNY BIKINI LOVES YOU!!! Toodles!! Smooches!

Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures

Thursday, September 19th, 2013
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Looking bright and colorful is “Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara sporting a pink, orange, and green monokini along with a green skirt with black trim. As usual she’s wearing dark sunglasses while letting her long dark hair blow in the wind. I wish her TV show a long run but if she should ever decide to go out on her own, I think she would shine with her own comedy TV show. She’s hilarious and beautiful!

Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, September 18th, 2013
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She only gave birth to her second child in July but Penelope Cruz had no problem stripping off on a family beach holiday.
The 39-year-old jetted off for a sunshine break in Corsica with her husband Javier Bardem, 44 and their two children for the last two weeks of August. Penelope was spotted showing off her post-baby figure as the family relaxed with friends on the beach. She looks flawless as always in a floral print bikini. Congratulations!

Leilani Dowding Bikini Pictres

Monday, September 16th, 2013
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Hello my most tantalizingly wonderful Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s me, Mrs. Jenny Bikini, back from a cozy and comfy weekend with my husband Gerald! We’re so in love and I’m so happy. Last weekend my husband treated me to a wonderful beach late night picnic just him and I and it was so romantic. He made dinner and carried it on the beach and we ate looking up at the stars. I’m so lucky. I wish the same for all of you girls too!

Ok, let’s start this week off with some awesome pictures of Leilani Dowding donning a revealing aquamarine bikini to have a wet and wild day with her gal pal in Marina del Rey Tuesday. The British 33-year-old showed off her stunning, tanned figure while staying hydrated with a big bottle of water. She’s exceptionally beautiful with such a lovely smile. The guys in the office are crazy about her. I can see why.

Sofia Vergara Bikini Pictures

Friday, September 13th, 2013
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It’s never easy to carry off a cut-away swimsuit with its potential to expose all the wrong areas. But when you have a figure like Modern Family’s Sofia Vergara you can be pretty confident of looking good – whatever you wear. And the 41-year-old mother certainly managed it with aplomb on her Greek island beach break, teaming it with a long black sarong. Sofia left for the sun-kissed European country on Friday declaring on Whosay: ‘On our way to Greece to mix work and pleasure.’ On Sunday there certainly seemed to be a lot more pleasure than work going on as she and her millionaire fiance Nick Loeb, 38, wasted no time at all hitting the sand. What a lucky guy!

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to hand you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is always skipping around the office so darn happy. Why is she so gleeful? Anyways….I’m not sure it’s normal to go around always happy…but it seems that my buddy Pauly has a crush on her but I told her she was married. He said he’ll wait. Sometimes Pauly isn’t so smart. Ok, this weekend, we’re headed to Las Vegas to see what’s going on with the girls over there. I’m not a big gambler but I am a big cougar watcher and there are lots of them out there. So wish me luck and remember….NEVER bring home any STRAYS!! PEACE!!!

Lara Bingle Bikini Pictures

Thursday, September 12th, 2013
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Lara Bingle is really enjoying her return to modelling and has been showing off her new body in a hot photo-shoot on the beach. The Australian model posed in a number of racy shots for her new bikini range with budget line‘Cotton On Body’. Oozing style and glamour, Lara, 26, seemed to be back in form wearing a fierce leopard print swimming costume. After losing an astounding 26lbs last year Lara seemed comfortable in her skin during the shoot. Wow, that’s a great accomplishment. Kudos Lara!

Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, September 11th, 2013
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Hayden Panettiere had the phrase ‘live without regrets’ tattooed on the side of her rib cage in Italian, but in a spectacular twist of irony, it seems she’s had second thoughts about the ink. The 24-year-old actress is in the process of getting the mantra removed four years after a tattoo artist misspelled a word in the script. She showed off the partially erased etching as she stepped out in a bikini in Hollywood Beach, Florida on Sunday. Looking lovely and flawless as usual.

Bethenny Frankel Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, September 10th, 2013
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Congratulations to Bethenny Frankel on her new talk show. Although I heard the ratings are creeping up, she has some very interesting guests on her show. Hey what about me! I’ll be on her show but she has to pay me at least the end of 5 figures and no less. Bethenny looks like the perfect cougar in a red string bikini and dark sunglasses beachside. She looks like she’s looking for a hot young stud like me. I’m always available.

Nicole “CoCo” Austin Bikini Pictures

Monday, September 9th, 2013
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Hey Hey Hey!!!! You know it’s the most fabulous, spectacular, dynamic, generously handsome Mr. Lance Man back from hanging out with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. Guess what? Yeah, Pauly Meathead met a stray and he bought her over to my house this past weekend. She looked like a cross between Rosanne Barr and Anna Nicole Smith. She was a blonde bombshell but there wasn’t something right about her. Maybe it was the 5th of vodka that she put away. That girl could drink and she became so drunk we had to put her in a cab and send her home. See that’s what we mean about never bringing home strays.

Alright, now that I’ve given you the lesson of the week, let’s start out with some super hot pictures of Mrs. Nicole “Coco” Austin (aka: Ice T’s wife). She’s sporting a one-piece monokini that looks more like some sort of bondage bikini if you ask me. But you have to admit that it’s pretty alluring. Coco is known for showing off lots of skin and if her husband likes it, then I love it.