Ya’ll I have been speaking of this for years. The world has gone cr-a-zy! Now we have people who are famous merely because their family members are ON a reality tv program. It’s not even a good reality show like dancing with stars or idol. I digress. I know I should be talking about her choice in swimwear, but honestly I had to google this girl to find out who she is. She is not even a real celebrity. Just because your brother is on a reality show and you get popped for shopflifting and admit to the world you are a drug addict does not make you a celebrity – it makes you a trailer park hussy no matter how pretty you look in your yellow bikini.
Do you see the picture of the bottoms? That is a classic camel toe of a girl who has spent some time in prison. Girl, you have gone to the other side and must have dropped the soap a lot. Come to momma, I will keep your secret quiet.
I was inspired to write some urban poetry – this is the kind of shit that started hip hop:
Stephanie Pratt,
Was on some Crack,
Lifted some shit in Hawaii,
Now she’s back.
Showing off her own Crack.
For the world to See.
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