Hello my delightful Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! Oh how I’ve missed you terribly. It’s me, Mrs. Jenny Bikini, your favorite bikini reporter back to spoil you with awesome pictures of your favorite celebrities in sexy bikinis. I hope that your past week was as enjoyable as mine. I went on a romantic camping trip with my hubby Gerald. Just to a local spot here in Florida but it was awesome. We kissed underneath the stars and cuddled so tight. Married life is so wonderful! Next week we’re going to go skiing and I’m very excited about that because I’ve never been before.

Now, let’s get started with some really nice pictures of Aviva Drescher looking vibrant underneath the bright sun in a burgundy two-piece bikini. Even her sunglasses match her cute swimsuit. She looks just like the type of woman that Mr. Lance Butts would like to date. He calls them cougars for some reason but I just call her beautiful. Why does an older woman have to be referred to as some kind of animal. That’s why I’m so happy to have a respectful hubby who will love me the same when I’m 80 yrs old.

Hey Hey Hey, yeah, you know you’ve missed me! It’s the marvelous Mr. Lance Man, back from an awesome weekend with my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We hung out in the Florida Keys and boy did we have fun. Lots of bikini babes and cougar hotties all around. I must admit that I was rather dashing and managed to come home with a few prospective cougarettes phone numbers. I’m so sexy, I can barely stand myself. Tony Fish managed to catch a groupie who kept following us all around and I just told him to tell her that I was his boyfriend in hopes that she would leave him alone but she didn’t even care. She said that she wanted to be with him at all costs. Now that’s scary. Sorry Tony, I tried to help. lol

Alright, let’s start this week off with a newbie to Celebrity Bikini Gossip by the name of Aviva Drescher. It’s hard to believe that Aviva Drescher is a mother of four with that incredible physique. The 43-year-old star of the Real Housewives Of New York City put the younger generation to shame as she strutted her amazing figure along the beach outside her Southampton home in New York recently. Aviva enjoyed the sun, sand and surf while wearing a very revealing blue two-piece bathing suit that left little to the imagination. Now that’s my kind of cougar but 4 kids? I’m not ready to be a daddy. But I can dream.