Bikini Pictures

Dudes!! I’m in so much trouble! I can’t really remember too much of what happened but I’ll tell you all about it. Why am I such a slug? Anyways…

Let’s get ready to dance along with Jenny from the Block – aka: Jennifer Lopez. The newest judge on the American tv show “American Idol”. I’m anxious to watch the show to see how she will judge the contestants. I think she’ll be too easy on them and will probably let through a bunch of no talent losers. You have to be very firm and particular because last season’s show really sucked. None of the contestants were any good, in my opinion and as you can see, we haven’t even heard anything from last season’s winner. Where is he now? What’s his name…I forgot…who cares.. I’d be a great judge so if JLo doesn’t work out Simon, call me. I’m cheaper too.

Now let’s talk about JLo’s white bikini pictures. Where’s the junk in the trunk JLo? I thought having twins was suppose to make you more curvy. You’ve been at the treadmill too much. You need to eat some more rice and beans to get that booty back.

Now about my weekend…..dudes….I got married. I think her name was Julie or Julianne or something like that. I woke up in this Vegas hotel with a chick laying on top of me. I jumped out of the bed and ran to toss my cookies in the toilet when she comes in looking at her wedding ring and talking about how much she liked the way I proposed???? What??? I don’t even know you! Tony Fish said I got smashed out of my mind, hooked up with this chick and said I loved her and we were married. I need to get out of this mess. Barbie and Bambie are not speaking to me. Tony said he tried to talk me out of it but I wouldn’t listen. I can’t remember anything. Tequila mixed with rum and a vodka chaser does that to me. Tony said there’s a dude in Vegas that specializes in annulments because people do this all of the time in Vegas so I hope he can help. I’m such a slug.

Photo Credit: Jlo Pics

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got, she’s still Jenny from the block! Jennifer Lopez looks awesome in her beige bikini. After twins, just look at how fit she looks. Ok, in one of the photos, you can tell she still has a little bit of baby belly left but after twins, you have to admit that she looks awesome. I’m so excited to see her as one of the new American Idol judges. She will bring such a new dynamic to the show. I want to see the facial expressions she makes while talking to the contestants. I think this is going to probably bring the ratings back up because last year American Idol sucked really bad. The contestants were bad and they picked the wrong person to win, in my opinion, just like the year Adam Lambert was on. He should have won that year, in my opinion. Ok, Jenny, do your thing and can’t wait to see you in January.