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If the Lance Man were going to date a cougar, she would have to look like Kelly Bensimon. Kelly’s body is totally fabulous! She’s like in super shape. Just look at those abs.

I mean, I like older women but I have this big ego so I tend to date women a few years younger than myself. Not to say that I wouldn’t date an older woman but if I did, then she would surely have to have a body and figure like Kelly Bensimon. Tall, slender and well kept. She really has to look awesome in a bikini just like Kelly does. So older ladies if you think you want to get with the Lance Man, at least you know what I like.

Ok, folks, it’s time to pass the reigns over to the cute and spunky Jenny Bikini. She’s so full of energy and everyone in the office loves her. I’m jealous at the amount of fan mail she gets but hey, it’s probably because she’s a girl. Anyways, stay true to yourselves and I’m going to keep my eye on on this Brittany and Tony Fish situation because I don’t want that girl back stalking me. I already have to exercise overtime to keep up with Barbie and Bambi and another girlfriend (especially one who is their younger sister) would drain a guy like me. So until next time…PEACE!

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Don’t you wish you had a body like Kelly Bensimon? She’s super slim and trim. I wonder how she does it. If you don’t know who she is Kelly Bensimon is an author, jewelry designer, former model, and former editor of Elle Accessories. She currently appears on Bravo The Real Housewives of New York City. I admire Kelly so much because she’s a woman that’s made a name for herself. In these pictures, she’s taking a walk with a male friend at the beach. She looks absolutely darling in her sexy black bikini. With a body like hers, I would really show it off with more elaborate swim wear but I’m sure she has some fabulous pieces in her closet. Keep up the wonderful work Kelly.

Darn, it’s that time again where we must part. I really look forward to sharing this time with you guys, honestly, I do. I’m happy to hear that Lance was able to get his life back on track. The entire office was in stitches that he married a total stranger but that’s Vegas for you. Have a great weekend everyone and guess what? I have a blind date!! Well it’s a double date with my friend Kara who has a boyfriend (Josh) that has a brother (Gerald) and they are setting me up with him. It’s set for Friday night and I’m so excited. I haven’t dated in about 7 months! Wish me luck!!!! Toodles!!! JB

Hey everybody! Welcome back to another wonderful week of hot celebrities in bikinis at Celebrity Bikini Gossip. This week I thought I’d start us off with a few pictures of one of the The Real Housewifes of New York City, Kelly Bensimon. I really admire her figure. She maintains a tall and very slim frame which pretty much guarantees she can wear any kind of bikini she wants. I’m loving her multi-colored bikini and wonder which designer it is. She’s also a business woman so it’s not like she really needs a man to take care of her and I’m all for that. Girl power!

Ok my lovies, Jenny Bikini is out for now and and up next is Lance Butts! I’m still waiting for my $20. I think I’ll start charging interest.

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Oh hey, it’s The Real Housewives of New Yorker Kelly Bensimon. She’s super thin and I wonder if that’s a result of her natural body or if she’s starving herself. I like a woman with curves and I can’t seem to find any on her.

The bikini looks drabe and boring but I do like the color of her hair. That shade of red does wonders for her. She doesn’t look as old.

As for me hooking up with her, I think not. I don’t care how much money she has, I can’t be bought. Well it depends on how much she’s talking about.

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Here’s one of The Real Housewifes of New York City, Kelly Bensimon. She’s also listed on wiki as an author, jewelry designer and former editor of Elle Accessories.

With all that money, why can’t she buy herself some nice enhancements? She’s a little small up top and below for my taste but her pockets are fat which I can work with.

Ok, you guys, the Lance Man is out until Friday. I know you’ll miss me. Have a great week and here’s Jenny Bikini who I still owe $20 bucks but since she’s so nice, she’s gonna let me slide until next pay day, right Jenny?

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