Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yes, I know you’ve missed The Lance Man and I’m back to spoil you with the hottest celebrities in their sexiest bikinis!! I’m back from a spectacular weekend with my new girlfriend Dr. Bikini Doctor. She’s awesome. There is something about older women that I like. Maybe it’s because they are more secure about themselves and can get super frisky too. Oh well, eat your hearts out.
Let’s welcome back to CBG the very stunning supermodel Kate Upton who is gracing us with two different bikinis this time. The photo on the left shows her posing hot in an all black bikini with delicate chains on the side. The awesome picture on the right shows Kate Upton wearing a sensational pink and yellow bikini that really compliments the highlights of her blonde locks. I just so happen to think that Kate looks fabulous in anything. It’s always a pleasure Kate. Keep them coming.
Alright dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass this over to Miss Jenny Bikini. Until next time, don’t party too hearty and never bring home any strays!! PEACE!!