Hey Hey Hey!!!! Oh yeah, you know it’s the delicious Mr. Lance Man back from an awesome weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. Our trip to NYC was awesome! We saw the Statute of Liberty, went to Central Park West, hung out at the hottest VIP clubs and met a lot of nice strays. NY women are very aggressive so we really didn’t have to put much effort into anything. I even found a hot cougar who paid for my drinks all night. I didn’t bring her home but she may come down to Florida to pay me a visit. She’s loaded and that’s the kind of woman I’m looking for. So it was a success!! My buddies didn’t find luck although Vinnie did meet some girl who said she wanted to have his baby. LOL
Alright, let’s start this week out with some cool pictures of Bethenny Frankel paddling along in the ocean. She’s really slender and looks great in a pink string bikini that compliments her slim figure. Bethenny is smiling in these pictures probably because she’s racking in the bucks with her TV show and various other projects. I admire a woman who can make a name for herself out of practically nothing. Hey Bethenny, if things don’t work out with your new hubby, call me.