Hey Hey Hey!!!! Yes, you know it’s the one and only Mr. Lance Man!!!! I’m back and it’s all good!! This past week my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I hung out around the Tampa, Florida area because we like to check out the local scene. Ybor City is always alive with plenty of girls falling down drunk. Not that we take advantage of these girls because we’re total gentlemen but there are some guys that aren’t. Anyways…I met this cute girl named Bambi (yeah Bambi). She’s a model. Why do I keep getting these model babes when all I really want is a cougar sugar mama who can take care of me. I gave Bambi my number but I think I’m going to go after her mom.
Ok, dudes and dolls, let’s hear it for fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee who looks outstanding! Did I forget to say Outstanding!! Yeah, in a British type of bikini that shows off her former fatty figure. She’s the first one to tell you how big she used to be and now she’s slimmed down and looks “oh so good”. Keep up the great work Jennifer. But frankly you’re too young for me. I will take your grandmother’s number if she’s available.