Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, it’s your one and only Mr. Lance Man back from a wild and wacky weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We went fishing and had a great time. It’s a good thing the only thing that we caught were fish although there was a cute crowd of girls at the lake that were really trying to get our attention. They were partying really hard and we like the quiet type of girls plus I really like them cougarish so these girls were too young (mid 20’s) for me. Tony Fish did get a phone number though!
Ok, dudes and babes, let’s hear it for teen bride Courtney Stodden who loves gays. She’s wearing a rainbow bikini in support of the recent DOMA Supreme Court ruling. Courtney recently upgraded her assets from a C cup to a DD cup if you don’t notice right away. I did. She’s a married woman so don’t stare too hard.